iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

YUP if I flatten my hair back I look like I did back when I was 12 and miserable

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

No I'm the same way. I exclusively use my following tab

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I answer "My favorite ninja turtle!!" All excited and he goes "What about the artist?" And I was like "OH. No idea actually" like I'm aware he's an old influential artist and that's about it.

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Turns out my art teacher was NOT talking about ninja turtles when he asked me "Who is Donatello?"

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm so sorry, I know being creative can feel like a burden, but everyone else views it like

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

That's the whole reason Blue exists tbh

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I know exactly what you're talking about but I have no help to give

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

CW for IRL sex stuff Maybe this is odd, but there's something insanely hot about the way dicks throb. I told my date today that I liked the way his dick throbbed inside me and he looks at me funny and goes "I've never had anyone say that to me before"

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Eating popcorn while I enjoy the show from the cuck chair

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Hookup just said I look like DREAM this time I'm really gonna do it.

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Me giving my roommate a lecture on April's character development on a Tuesday while he does homework

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I was just talking about how important he was to me yesterday, and this morning I find out he's gone.

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE STUDYING COMIC ARTISTRY

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dude it was over 100 in WA the other day, I can't imagine what it's like where you live

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

What's my major? Drawing turtles. Silly question.

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Almost done with day 2 of college senior year, and what do you mean it was this easy for everyone else?? It's my first year on Adderall and I'm PISSED I could've been doing this the whole time

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Reminds me of the guy who crossed himself when he saw me in Ireland

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I want to peg him until he cries, he'd be such a good boy for me

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I need more bottom Donatello now or I'll puke

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Ooh, I've never heard of that, I'll look into it!

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I wish I was in more furry spaces! I live in a tiny conservative town where it's bad to be different, so everybody is constantly masking all their weird. I'm sure they're here and I just can't spot them.

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Alsooo if anybody has a turtle fucking discord server, I would like to be in it. If anybody has any space ofc

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I need to draw him again, I hate all my old art. I've only drawn Blue like 5 times

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Just dug out my fictional crush timeline, it starts from about age 7 and goes from there. You'll notice I always go back to my husband

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Because I was so young when I watched for the first time, he has clearly informed my taste in men. Micheal Cera, Allan Red, no awkward ass autistic man is safe in my vicinity

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

NAH LITERALLY his voice is silly and he's lanky and awkward and obsessive and something in my brain goes "That one please", 8 year old me had questionable taste and 22 year old me even more so

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Once upon a time I started a fic about the reader spanking Donnie over their lap. I should finish it, but I probably won't. Can't stop thinking about it though

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I have absolutely made myself ill thinking about Donatello ninja turtle, I'm glad I'm not alone

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

YESS the wisdom teeth anesthesia knocked me tf OUT. I woke up asking for a cheeseburger several times and then sighed dramatically every time I was told no. This continued on the whole ride home

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Dude I'm still thinking about this. I can't remember a single blonde nurse, they must have given me the good drugs

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"All my nurses for this surgery were blonde. Leaps and bounds being made in the dumb blonde community"(?)

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Butthole surgery success! I had a post I was so convinced was good that I kept repeating it so I wouldn't forget under anesthesia:

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Going under for butthole surgery, see you in a couple hours

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I hope to you I'm not just an internet pervert, but a friend 💜

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Millie @milliemillipeed.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

#tcest Hey guys! Im back! Had to delete my old account because of an ex stalking me but he got arrested so im back! Making this post for my old mutuals to find me again qwq

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Butthole Botox surgery successfully scheduled for Tuesday. About to have the least wrinkly hole you've ever seen

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Literally like?? "I have morals! Unless..."

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Just met somebody on Tumblr with both "proship dni" and "antis dni" in their bio. I followed them anyway and they proceeded to make a post about LGBT people by saying they include them in storylines but also don't support the community?? I'm so fucking confused. I've never seen anything more Tumblr

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I REALLY want teeny Leo to get thrown out a window. Please keep the meme alive, toddlers are bouncy he'll be fine

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103(イワサン) @maruho473.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

加工しだった

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ILikeTurdle @iliketurdle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We have one of those at my college. His name is McLovin and he is human(?) but I always picture him as some gollumesque creature frolicking about the town

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