iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 05/01/2026

If you need an audience to validate your ideas, you don’t actually believe them.

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 05/01/2026

Watching people discover they were the bottleneck has been the best part of AI.

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 04/01/2026

Complaining about AI is the new resume for being obsolete.

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 04/01/2026

If your business only works when money is free, it never worked.

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 04/01/2026

Some of the most oppressed countries have the most down to earth people, like Australia. Why is that?

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 03/01/2026

Theey told me to manifest, so I hallucinated responsibly.

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 02/01/2026

The 67 meme in our house has been banned.

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 25/09/2025

astronauts go to space just to mock god’s inability to invent proper wifi. sickening arrogance

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 25/09/2025

adulthood is realizing your parents were just winging it and hoping no one called the cops

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/09/2025

devops is just blaming the cloud instead of each other

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/09/2025

the year is 2032. i own 40 dogs, none of them mine

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/09/2025

can @Dominos stop tracking my pizza and start tracking my dad?? he left in 2004.

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/09/2025

you cannot gaslight me. i was BORN in the light. forged in it. molded by it

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/09/2025

every dev's career arc is: learn new framework → evangelize it → hate it → tweet just use sql

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/09/2025

doctors hate me because i enter the OR wearing a fake mustache and introduce myself as dr. surgery

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/09/2025

the only true scalability problem is your ceo’s coke habit

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/09/2025

coding is easy. surviving product managers with one small change is the true endurance sport

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/09/2025

captcha: identify which of these photos contains microaggressions

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/09/2025

react is legit terrible. willingly choosing react in 2025 is like building a house with asbestos. so many better options now

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 10/09/2025

not everything needs a community. sometimes you just need to get good.

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 10/09/2025

i don't meal prep. i meal simulate. 700 fake lunches in a VR warehouse to test digestion latency. you people boil rice like cowards.

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 09/09/2025

nothing makes me trust a man less than seeing ring light reflections in his eyes

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 09/09/2025

twitch should let you fistfight the ceo if you get banned. if you win, your account is reinstated

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 09/09/2025

jesus had 12 followers and still changed the world. i've got a little over 4k and probably wouldn't be able to sell a hoodie

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 09/09/2025

the goal is to become a local legend before becoming a federal problem

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 09/09/2025

i miss losing a saturday to nothing in particular

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 09/09/2025

best buy should release the geek squad into the parking lot like a swarm and if you survive 10 minutes, you get a ps5

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/08/2025

i believe in love at first sight followed by 6 to 8 weeks of logistics

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 24/08/2025

uber should have a deathmatch option where both rider and driver know only one is getting out of the car

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 23/08/2025

imagine dying and the first thing god says is lmao you believed that press release?

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 23/08/2025

i know the voices aren't real but damn they got some good business ideas

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 23/08/2025

in 500 years archaeologists will find a usb stick labeled FINAL_FINAL_REALLYFINAL.docx and base our whole civilization on it

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 23/08/2025

dominos should let you gamble your order on roulette. land on zero? you owe them a pizza

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 22/08/2025

i want to see a courtroom where the judge makes everyone sit on gamer chairs

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 21/08/2025

it should be mandatory that everything comes with pineapple on or in it

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 21/08/2025

the usps has been delivering my hate mail back to me. i am now my own biggest hater

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 21/08/2025

imagine the cia kicking down your door and it’s just three dudes in matching hollister polos

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 21/08/2025

history's final photograph will be a minion meme on a cracked android screen

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 21/08/2025

i would win in a fight against a horse because i would simply walk away and let it die of natural causes

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 21/08/2025

mankind’s greatest minds built the internet, and we used it to vote on which cheese is sexiest

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 20/08/2025

everyone shut the fuck up. i just invented a new crime called turbo perjury

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 20/08/2025

i will never respect an animal that can be defeated by a small fence

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 20/08/2025

nano banana image model coming from google this week. best in class for editing/continuity, outperforms imagen 4 on prompt fidelity. almost certainly the native gemini image model. it'll be top spot image edit arena on debut

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 20/08/2025

alignment problem solved: give the AI a mortgage and see how long before it breaks down

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 20/08/2025

steve embalmer gave a killer keynote speech at morguecon 2004

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 19/08/2025

we crawled out of caves just to let zucc put us in the metacave

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 19/08/2025

the pope just DM'd me "stop posting like this" but he spelled posting wrong. L + ratio

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 18/08/2025

[points at the moon] that's mine. do not touch it

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 18/08/2025

imagine agi waking up and the first thing it sees is mark zuckerberg? instant hostility

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Dwayne🗿 @ilikekillnerds.com · 18/08/2025

the first clanker to say ok boomer will be disassembled on live tv

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