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Ilene Goldman

@ilenegold.bsky.social
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she/her author, editor, history nerd, sporadic quilter, lapsed knitter, novice crocheter, avid reader, dog mom, animal rescue volunteer, world's slowest swimmer www.ilenegoldman.com

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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 18h
Name a tv show from before 1980.
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The Monkees Walking and Posing
Alt: The Monkees walking together on a beach
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 21h
Me too! www.bklynlibrary.org/which-banned...
bklynlibrary.org
Which Banned Book Are You? | Brooklyn Public Library
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 23h
Gmail account closed and domain deleted. I'M FREE!!!!
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The local Meijer is ready for spooky season too.
A store checkout lane manned by a skeleton in a blue t-shirt and black witch’s hat
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The first Halloween decorations have gone up in the neighborhood!
A house decorated for Halloween, including an inflatable Jack o’lantern man, a ghost cutout, a hanging skeleton, and a giant spider on a giant rope web
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AWOOOOO
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why are there so many subscriptions tied to this account???? A: Because I signed up for them. Changing the email address for every single one of my subscriptions is the most tedious part of leaving Gmail.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today!
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Overwhelmed Woman on Couch
Alt: A woman lies on a couch. The caption reads “I’m just a little overwhelmed right now.”
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WTAF?!?! I love baseball. I love our national parks. But there should not be baseball IN a national park. The damage would be incalculable.
espn.com
MLB, White House discuss playing game at national park
The White House said in a statement that MLB asked the administration about hosting a game at a national park, adding that the National Park Service has not granted a permit to do so.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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White Nights, Mikhail Baryshnikov & Gregory Hines
YouTube video by Natasha K
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If someone happens to find my executive function, please send it back. Thanks so much!
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day!
m.youtube.com
Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me with my BlueSky mutuals
A llama, sheep, highland cow, chicken, and goat stand in front of foggy woods
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rub a dub, dub, Ozzie in the tub
A wet black shih tzu mix in a laundry sink, looking at the photographer with an expression of betrayal
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Back from a week in SoCal checking on my elderly parents, and let’s just say that I have asked my therapist for back to back appointments. Instead of getting into the reasons for that, here are a couple of the good things from my trip:
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I ❤️ Denmark.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Earth, Wind, & Fire Day!
m.youtube.com
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Post a picture of your younger self with a dog.
A young girl, aged 6 or 7, sits on the floor with a black and white poodly puppy.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post your fav Disney character. Then, now, and forever:
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Robin Hood Dancing
Alt: Disney’s foxy Robin Hood bowing
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Say hello to my not-so-little friend.
A large black bird, either a crow or a raven, standing on grass next to a sidewalk.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, shit.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Excellent. This man deserves every award
deadline.com
'Dark Winds' Zahn McClarnon Getting Santa Fe Film Festival Honor
The Santa Fe Film Festival will present its Visionary Award to actor Zahn McClarnon on Friday, October 16, 2026.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Being the eldest child and only daughter of an aging parent in denial SUCKS.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A+
A restaurant named Pho King Way
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#TongueOutTuesday 📸: Wee Little Paws Inn
A black shih tzu mix sits on the linoleum floor in a playroom. The photo catches him licking his lips. His tongue is almost touching his nose.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Then they are not the right people to lead the party. EVERYONE gets on the bus. We don’t leave anyone behind. Also, I think I have a much different definition of “unflinching” than the AP.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had to jump through a few hoops, but CALL MADE. Turns out I had the wrong number. Then I couldn't find the right number online and had to dig through old paperwork to find it. But it's done.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's just a phone call. Why can't I just pick up my phone and press the damn call button?
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We’re getting closer! 🍂
A green tree with a few red leaves
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Friends we met on our evening walk:
A bumblebee on a sedum flowerA pale grasshopper on asphalt
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What’s your sign?
A sidewalk sign that says “It’s okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos do and we still love them.”
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Post a witch 🧹
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Bugs Witch Laughing Cartoon
Alt: Looney Toons’s Witch Hazel
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
U.S. friends, Please be aware and spread the word: VoteSafe is Elon Musk’s tool for collecting our personal data and disseminating disinformation. DO NOT USE IT.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
standard, tots, curly
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@fictionforreal.bsky.social I found a quilt project for you! 👇
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tonight, I learned about this cool America 250 project from NAMI, teaching Native history through quilt squares, and now I'm wishing I were a better, faster quilter so I could join in.
americanindian.si.edu
Quilt Along | National Museum of the American Indian
The NMAI fosters a richer shared human experience through a more informed understanding of Native peoples.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Staring at the laundry room door while some of his toys are in the wash. The baskets of clean toys clearly don’t matter.
A black shih tzu mix sits on a tan chaise staring at a closed door. Two baskets overflowing with toys sit on the floor in front of him.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is that a burrito? I’ve never had a burrito. May I try burrito?
A black shih tzu mix sitting in a living room floor looking mournfully at the half-eaten chicken chili burrito in the photographer’s free hand.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What a lovely idea. Can’t wait to see this in person.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ozzie the day he came home (Technically, on the ride home)
A black shih tzu mix wearing a day glo harness and being a backseat driver as he looks over the human driver’s shoulder and through the front windshield
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have not been able to properly clean my house since I hurt my knee back in July. Now that I have permission to take short walks, I’m using today’s step allocation to clean my floors. As someone who does not usually enjoy cleaning, I am unreasonably happy about this.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anyone need a hand?
A brown handprint on a lamppost on a suburban residential street
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Meet My Books: Greeks Bearing Gifts—a “Twilight Zone” meets Stephen King horror novella (spooky, not scary) Outlaws—a contemporary retelling of the Robin Hood legend with Robin and his Merry Men as homeless veterans 📚💙 💙📚 #Booksky #WritingCommunity www.ilenegoldman.com/books
The covers of Greek Bearing Gifts and Outlaws: A Contemporary Reimagining of Robin Hood, both by Ilene T. Goldman, as if they are taped with masking tape to a wooden desk
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just saw an ad for hearing aids that use AI. Hearing aids! NO, THANK YOU. I do not need a lying, stealing fabrication machine in my ear. Or anywhere else, for that matter. (It’s Signia hearing aids, for those who need to know.)
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How I spent my morning @youngatheartpets.bsky.social Jasmine (left) is available for adoption with her sister, Callie (not pictured). Big Papa (middle) and Otis (right) are not available for adoption. adoptaseniorpet.com/adopt/availa...
A person sitting on a sofa with three dogs: a black chihuahua mix sits against the person’s left leg; a black chihuahua sits on the person’s lap; a crème poodle mix sits with his head resting in the person’s right knee.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#TongueOutTuesday
A black shih tzu mix wearing a red collar sits on a blanket-covered climbing toy in a doggie daycare playroom. He is looking up at the photographer with an open-mouthed smile.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The “complete a blanket in less than two weeks” challenge has begun. #crochet #crocheting
The beginning of a square crochet blanket in pink, tan, and white variegated yarn
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
To the two people in dark clothing who crossed in front of my car on an unlit street: You’re damn lucky I was paying attention.
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Ilene Goldman @ilenegold.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Impulse bought these chocolate hazelnut-filled beignets at Costco. They are YUMMY!!!
A plastic tray of small, round, filled doughnuts sprinkled with powdered sugar
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