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Derek iLander

@ilander89.bsky.social
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Gaymer Geek from Guam. Dog Dad. Alliteration Advocate.

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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dog toys seen at Costco!
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yay! I got Google Gemini to admit that it was rolled out prematurely as a replacement for Assistant! #Google #Gemini #GoogleGemini
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, yeah, this was totally an impulse buy
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yay! Almost empty row on my japan flight!
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And there's a cute spot the difference game inside!
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did I buy a Japanese snack just because it had a cute lil lumberjack bear on the front? Of course!
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Taking at least one picture of me on Guam
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@salfranzaya.bsky.social
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Aunt and uncle brought over some sushi for lunch!
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seen while waiting to board my flight to Japan.
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What song did the Sirens sing in The Odyssey? Wrong answers only.
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
First batch of hamburger buns are done!
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Eating lettuce in 2026
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ball is everything. Even pillow.
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wtf, my $2000 flight basically has a tipping screen? Seriously?
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yay! Early B-Day present to me arrived!
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Found at Costco today
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Pre-bake/Post-bake pizza
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
When the bottom shelf makes the best head cubby.
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Went to Whole Foods for the first time in years, and the Privilege was physically smothering. I did however buy some brie, but Satan made me do it.
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Someone's comfy tonight
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Gots my hairs cut, and trying out the beard thing this time around
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Why are you gay?
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Lol
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
When you see uncommon candy flavors at GrossOut (Grocery Outlet), you just have to buy them!
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ugh, camo cybertruck in the wild. I guess props though for being the first one I've ever seen being used as an actual truck.
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What movie defines the 80s for you? 🎥🖤
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Look who made a nest right in front of my kitchen window!
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My life 30 seconds after coming home
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Getting stared down while eating my dinner
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Now I know why doggy doors have those little locks on them. I closed it without locking when I went to take out the trash, and this sneaky guy just nudged it back open to follow me.
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Some temporary cone free play for foster doggie Chex (Aax)
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Cone? What cone?
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Happy SB to those who celebrate
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Am sick. Pls tro ball
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Foster doggy has been doing this weird fetch thing where he'll bring the ball back, but then place it between my calves and wait for me to throw it again.
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you mentally
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
While tidying up I found an old test cutout I made for a crafting project years ago
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Doggie thinks the new soft cone is much more comfortable
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Derek iLander @ilander89.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Bulldozer
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