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Ilana ايلانة אילנה

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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Actually feminists fought for my rights to be a shit mom
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
in my “main character era” again: floating around nyc in uncomfortable shoes blasting vibe music in my headphones while wasting absolutely irresponsible amounts of emotional energy on a man
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Seriously everything is too fucked up for me to be a vegetarian too
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Fuck it i guess i eat bacon now
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Brb texting all my friends to tell them my therapist says im not crazy
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
hydrating a lot bc im about to cry a bunch in therapy
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Go straight to Fiona Apple, do not pass Amy Winehouse, do not collect $200
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
I have to be my therapist’s favorite for the gossip factor
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
The most Millennial sentences start with “my husband and my boyfriend”
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
unilaterally planning a meeting
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
I have never been more -unhinged -certain of myself 🚩
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I take back everything i said about zooming
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
I believe firmly that zoom meetings are movement killers
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
How is anything real
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
EVERYTHING IS BAD AND I AM SO FULFILLED
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
and we take what we can get
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
STILL ALIVE
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
I love sending unhinged emails
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
when men carry books in their outer pocket 😍
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
This man rly got on a train to a whole other city for me
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
2024 is going ok so far but i had to explain who eve barlow is to my boyfriend and that was pretty terrible!
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
In 2024: Less group texts More group sex Shana tova
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
babe get in we’re freeing palestine
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
going to start bullying my zionist cousins who wont stop posting hasbara in the family whatsapp by posting pics of me in a keffiyeh jfc
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
The most Jewish thing I have ever done was marching across 5th Avenue in front of St Patrick’s Cathedral and Sak’s carrying a Palestinian Virgin Mary on a litter chanting “long live the intifada” on Christmas Eve
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Suddenly I’m surrounded by people in my life telling me I can go to Iraq
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
went to therapy 🫡
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
You guysss my boyfriend brought me back orange shoes from tunisia
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
The fact that 70 days into genocide people are finally trying to work their way out from under the regime of jewish feelings is evidence of what the Jewish Feeling Paradigm was always supposed to be for. The rest of us were horrified and not confused from day one, babes!
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
What’s it like thinking about anything other than genocide in Gaza?
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Getting thrown out of galas bc my boyfriend thinks its hot
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
مرحبًا من القاهرة 🩷
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
CARRIE BRADSHAW COULD NEVER
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Amardeep Singh @electrostani.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
This letter by a large group Harvard faculty is very good. We'll likely need some version of this at many institutions around the country in the weeks to come. medium.com/@acfreedomfa...
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
I was just the only person other than the conductor on the last metro north train to wherever Connecticut and i feel like i’ve just achieved an entirely new life experience
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
I dont want to talk about war i want to talk about the smol bean myth of mary shelley
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
i just had the most romantic experience of my life ok
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
how is it possible one person can feel so much of every possible feeling all at once and not simply come apart at the seams
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
cant get out of bed today
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
are you fucking telling me I need to learn what a discord server is fuck off
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Fuck Your Lecture on Craft, My People Are Dying
BY NOOR HINDI
Colonizers write about flowers.
I tell you about children throwing rocks at Israeli tanks
seconds before becoming daisies.
I want to be like those poets who care about the moon.
Palestinians don’t see the moon from jail cells and prisons.
It’s so beautiful, the moon.
They’re so beautiful, the flowers.
I pick flowers for my dead father when I’m sad.
He watches Al Jazeera all day.
I wish Jessica would stop texting me Happy Ramadan.
I know I’m American because when I walk into a room something dies.
Metaphors about death are for poets who think ghosts care about sound.
When I die, I promise to haunt you forever.
One day, I’ll write about the flowers like we own them.
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
TS Eliot girls to the front
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
wrestling god in my dining room (trying to read Bakhtin for class)
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
my writing partner in gaza and i used to text one another “how are you?” now we haven’t asked in weeks. it would be a stupid thing to say. instead we just say “i love you” and get to work.
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
In fact the way that a global chorus of people who don’t even understand anything about Palestine and Israel rose up to “condemn hamas” is clearly now nothing less than a prelude to genocide
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
we are still magic you see, just ours is one of love and small things — and oh how I wish this thimbleful were enough for the whole wide world
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Hey this is a really fucked up time for me to realize my arabic is competent 🤯
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
I need larry david to do an episode about issuing condemnations
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
I literally got shingles because of this fucking war
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Ilana ايلانة אילנה @ilana.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
I didnt realize genocide came with a clause that victims get to do it to the next guy
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