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🏳️‍🌈Bikes and transit gay in PDX dutch/french/spanish. NSFW, this is not a safe space for heteros 📸: @setonixbrachyurus

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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also this instagram post that ClarkLewis is “knowingly hosting” them
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Finally started playing with Arcgis again and just wanted to see what this would look like. I hate it.
A map of the USA and Canada showing the province of Alberta as a US state, and the state of Minnesota as a Canadian province
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The actual Hell that Portlanders live in (iykyk)
The view of a train going towards downtown Portland with the city skyline in the background, at the notorious 12th/Milwaukie ave crossing. Trains routinely stop on this and mess up this area for hours of the day
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Sunday in the Hellscape of Portland? Free bird themed opera in a downtown park
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Not only does the Moody bike lane go transition from one of the city’s best into a door zone bike lane next to streetcar tracks, but it’s being reinforced into permanence when new developments are built next to it
South waterfront neighborhood in Portland Oregon, showing a street cross section of a substandard bike lane between parked cars and street car tracks, new mid rise housing development on both sides of the street, at dusk.
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
“Sounds of Detroit” but it’s literally just the freeway
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It’s dock o clock or whatever they say
My backside in a blue Speedo, laying on a dock on the Willamette River
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Se 37th at Hawthorne plaza is open. This is such an obvious space for pedestrianization, though it is a little strange that it popped up when pbot is threatening funding of the entire program
A public street plaza at Se 37th ave in Portland, showing a “street closed” sign for cars, surrounded by businesses and pedestrian amenities
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Bathing in swampwater apparently
My legs, one foot seductively raised, in a bath tub filled with murky water thanks to a bath bomb
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Frolicked in some flowery fields today with my love @cesanguiano.bsky.social
Gay boys kissing in nature The Columbia River gorge, with river winding through mountains on a cloud day My boyfriend posing in a field of balsam root flowers
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
My @biketown wouldn’t end its rental, and the lock was very secure in the bike, and reporting it multiple times did nothing and they still charged me for the extra time, so please refund me on this bike
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Just missed a bus home but thankful to live on a frequent service line 😍
Bus schedule showing the frequent service line 15 with a 27 minute wait
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Something about the new streetcars (new streetcar smell!! 🫠) makes it seem like Portland has leveled up a tier
The interior of the streetcarA new, blue Portland streetcar approaching a stop, in a pedestrian plaza
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Look what you did (blessed)
My television playing the greatest song of all time
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
At least he’s given us the green light If a militia wants to well regulate itself or whatever
Donald J. Trump © @realDonaldTrump
He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.
6:32 PM - Feb 15, 2025 • 151.8M Views
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Saw this last night.
The back of a red Tesla with a bumper sticker that says “this machine supports fascists”
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
No Cheating! Post the last photo of your pet(s) My babies 😭 Pico and Frankie @cesanguiano.bsky.social
A photo of me in a sweater and black hat, holding my black Bombay cat named PicoA photo of my calico cat, Frankie, laying on the couch with her eyes closed
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Entering West Virginia with Mothman ass
A statue of Mothman in Point Pleasant WV
The backside of Mothman statue, focused on his dump truck ass
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This makes it seem like it took 8 years for the city to install a hawk signal and paint. Which I believe. I can’t even laugh
Spbotinfo flipped the switch on NE 113th / Glisan safe routes to school crossing today!
2016-planning effort
2018-funded
2019- project scoping
2020-22- design &
2023- procurement
2024- construction
Proud to have managed this project back in the day! Shoutout to everyone who had a hand in this!
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A photo of a guillotine
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Successfully got McDonald’s breakfast
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I love this man so much @cesanguiano.bsky.social
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
They were so desperate for $95 two months ago
An election text message from the Democratic Party that reads:

Begging on my hands and knees.
We need $95 by 12AM to fund our Kamala TV Ads in PA & WI! Donate $20: go.retireddemocrats.org/
1103E8
RD
Stop2End
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
So @cesanguiano.bsky.social knows how to get really cozy
My boyfriend, curled on on a couch under a rainbow throw blanket. A black cat is snuggled in his arms, and another cat is on top of the couch sleeping above him
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
My queen
One of my cats, Frankie, sitting gracefully on a stool in my living room looking annoyed that I won’t give her attention or treats
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Really hard to wake them up when they fall asleep like this @cesanguiano.bsky.social
My boyfriend and our cat, asleep on the couch. The cat, named Pico, is reaching out to touch my boyfriends arm
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This morning, make it stop
A text received by me this morning that says:

We have 8 hours to pass the No Kings Act. If we succeed, Trump's DONE. Rush $10 & we'll 300% MATCH it: go.stoptrump.io/1202a6

STOP TRUMP
Stop2End
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Mood for the foreseeable future
A still from ruPauls drag race, with a queen choosing one of two elimination tokens, photoshopped to say “Masturbate” or “cry”
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Reskeet w your fave picture of yourself in nature 🌲 💕
Me on a paddleboard, tank top and shorts, paddling through water lilies
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture (from whatever device you’re using) without explanation.
A spoof poster of the movie Dune, but with Wendy Williams’ face all over place, titled “how you dune?”
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Still in love with the new Portland airport
PDX airport main terminal PDX airport main terminal showing a seating area in front of where passengers come out PDX airport main terminal showing trees and and sunroof
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Helping my cat catch a ladybug, we love teamwork
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I love living on a frequent service line in one of the densest neighborhoods in Portland
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
This is so pathetic, I can’t wait until next week
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Back in hot bubble bath season H, thriving (simmering) in here
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
It’s literally this meme
A man talking excitedly into a woman’s ear who couldn’t care less
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
We’ve treated him too much like a person and he just went with it
My cat, Pico, sitting in a chair at a dining table with food and wine in front of him, like he’s people
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
It was raining pretty hard yesterday and the bike racks at the Thorns game was still pretty full
Photo at night showing nearly full bike parking outside of a soccer stadium, in the rainPhoto at night showing nearly full bike parking outside of a soccer stadium, in the rain
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Hi
A mirror selfie of Me in a bathroom
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Like??????
A narrow sidewalk with picnic tables on one side and a water fountain, street eating structure on the other creating a very narrow path that is not very wide
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
Ok ill do it for fcf. An oldie but a goody.
A thick, mostly erect dick, of me laying in bed.
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
From a small film festival in northern Michigan I was at a few years ago. The three genders
Three port-a-potty’s, one is gray, one is pink, one is blue. The three genders.
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
I’m gonna need you to stfu costar
CoStar notification: “is it really that urgent or are you being impatient?”
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
What’s worse than a straight man singing Wonderwall in a karaoke bar is half of the bar joining in
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
I feel (figuratively and literally🥵) so hot right now
A selfie of me, wearing a tank top that says BDSM, Bikes do so much, standing next to a dog im watching.
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Deciding not to be fully explicit here but know there is a fat cock concealed under these undies
A picture of me, with a fat cock concealed under a pair of orange Jack Adams briefs, taken in my bathroom
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Finally had time for McDonald’s breakfast
Photoshopped image of Meg Griffin from family guy with massive titties
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ig @ilan.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Police looking for an shooting suspect in the neighborhood and I’m just vibing on a café patio
A selfie of me, under a tree
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