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Make ANY book title better by adding or substituting one word. I'll start: "50 Shades of Gray Hair"

A girl I used to date a long time ago, who liked to cosplay as a mermaid, once told me: "What do you think about my seashells?" I said: "Well, D shells would have been too big." Our relationship didn't last long after that.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 5h

Whenever I finish a project, I like to treat myself to some craft beer. What do you do to celebrate your accomplishments?

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 6h

Happy Blasphemy Day!

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 29/09/2026

Add or change a word of a book title to make it funny! Here's mine: 'Eat Ass, Pray Love' #classics #books

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 29/09/2026

I wrote 100 different funny one-liners about writing and let the computer pick one to publish. It picked the one with the typo.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 29/09/2026

#OnThisDay in history: In 1988, Justin Nozuka, American singer-songwriter and guitarist was born.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 29/09/2026

Mark Twain was born and died in years when Halley's Comet appeared (1835 - 1910). He predicted this himself, saying: "I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it." #Literature #History

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 29/09/2026

I just finished watching 'There Is No Antimemetics Division' on Youtube, and now I can't say anything about it.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 29/09/2026

Ruin a literature classic by adding or changing a letter. I'll start: 'Prankenstein' #classics #books #literature

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 29/09/2026

I'm not a fan of the "starving author" trope. I'm a fan of the "successful author" trope. Grab a book and help me make it a reality!

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 28/09/2026

THE ANSWER TO TODAY'S TRIVIA QUESTION: - In 1920, T. S. Eliot published the collection Poems. It included the poem Gerontion. What famous phrase, often used to describe espionage and counter-intelligence, comes from this poem? Answer: wilderness of mirrors Stay tuned for more!

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 28/09/2026

I'm not a pessimist. I'm just an optimist with experience.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 28/09/2026

Add or change a word of a book title to make it funny! Here's mine: 'Jane Eyre Fryer' #classics #books

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 28/09/2026

Anyone who amplifies your wrongdoings and minimizes theirs is a dangerous and toxic influence you don't need in your life. Or in your government.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 28/09/2026

‘Password must contain at least one character’ — fine. It’s Batman now.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 28/09/2026

How do you express your love for horror books? Do you write reviews, fan fiction, fan art, or something else? 💕

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 28/09/2026

I have an Australian friend who installed ethernet in his house. He calls it "The LAN down under".

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 28/09/2026

TRIVIA TIME!: In 1920, T. S. Eliot published the collection Poems. It included the poem Gerontion. What famous phrase, often used to describe espionage and counter-intelligence, comes from this poem? - a tumid river - three trees against a low sky - wilderness of mirrors - this was all folly

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 28/09/2026

Happy International Right to Know Day!

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 27/09/2026

Ruin a film with just one letter. I'll start: "Live and Let Dine"

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 27/09/2026

The first Plenary Session of the National People's Congress approves the design of the Flag of the People's Republic of China. It happened #OnThisDay, in 1949.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 27/09/2026

For every action, there is an opposite overreaction - Newton's Third Law of Social Media

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 27/09/2026

My story prompt generator keeps glitching. How does this story go on?

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 27/09/2026

My story prompt generator just came up with a new random idea. How should the story continue?

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 27/09/2026

I'm not going to another antique auction. The last time I went, I got a bid.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 27/09/2026

Ruin a literature classic by adding or changing a letter. I'll start: 'The Two Towels' #classics #books #literature

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 26/09/2026

I have an innate phobia of German sausages. I fear the wurst.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 26/09/2026

Me: "sorry we're late". St. Peter: "what happened?" Grim Reaper: *holding cotton candy and a giant teddy bear* "Traffic."

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 26/09/2026

Spoiler. it never does.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 26/09/2026

Happy Fuck Nukes Day!

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 25/09/2026

Today we commemorate Jacques Marie Eugène Godefroy Cavaignac, French educator and politician (b. 1853) who died in 1905 #OnThisDay.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 25/09/2026

A complete Italian meal must follow 7 steps: Aperitivo (aperitif), Antipasti (Starters), Primo (soup or pasta), Secondo (meat or fish dish), Contorno (side-dish served together with Secondo), Fruit, Dessert, Coffee and Ammazzacaffè (spirit shot to help to digest everything) #Italy

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 25/09/2026

"All your food is kept inside plastic containers!" I said. "Don't you know they're made from petroleum?" "Oh," she replied, "I just have a refined taste." I left.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 25/09/2026

That's an amazing piece of family history!

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 25/09/2026

One of my students' haikus: How much can I fit into a haiku layout? Oh no, I'm out of.

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 25/09/2026

"A delightful book about a deadly topic—the ravages of wartime guilt—told with wit, discernment, and humanity. -" from a review for 'The 45th Nail', by authors Michael Lahey and Ian Lahey #Booksky

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 25/09/2026

Happy Comic Book Day!

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 24/09/2026

THE ANSWER TO TODAY'S TRIVIA QUESTION: - During WWII Joseph Stalin was leader of the Soviet Union. His name, Stalin, means Man of Power. Answer: False More to come!

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 24/09/2026

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.

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