iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So this haircut DOES look nice with a blowout.

Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I almost told a local stranger on Facebook that I'd fuck his mom out of spite, but I realized I was hangry before posting.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me when I do my hair and makeup vs. me when I don't

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I got four different vaccines today and please don't.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Deciding on shoes for the day.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What should I be for Halloween? 🎃👻💀🧟‍♀️🧛🏼‍♀️🦇🕷️🍬

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Wise advice given to me: If a man tells you you're out of his league, believe him.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fresh nails. My cuticles smell like pumpkin spice. 🎃

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

💖 Happy Adoptiversary, Agatha!! 💖 Nine years with the Princess of Blankets! I love her so much. 😭💕

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I either need to stop telling people my real age or stop bathing in virgin blood.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Sometimes, you make a sad-looking charcuterie board to eat alone in bed as an anglerfish.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Doing predictive text notes to communicate with the other side. 👻

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"For only doing Duolingo when you're high or half-asleep, you are really retaining a lot of Hungarian." -my mom

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Look at her tiny little toes peeking out. 🥹

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"I need to stop spending so much money and get back into shape," I say as I lie down in bed with a neat stack of sliced gluten-free Hawaiian bread that sells for $7.99 per loaf.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

TRIGGER WARNING: SPIDER I saw a really fucking large black widow spidey today. She terrifies me.

A really big black widow spider seen between the blinds through a basement window. Light catches the leafy garden as well as the thick and sticky web of this massive arachnid who appears to be wrapping a fly in spider silk. Seriously, this lady's butt alone is about the diameter of a quarter.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

And then I also made it blue.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My mom just found out that the highlight on the tip of my nose is makeup and not just natural and she looked straight up betrayed.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Last night, around 3:00 a.m., I woke up in my kitchen, looking for a weapon so I could go out on my porch to confront a (non-existent) man I was dreaming about. Today, I installed a loud door chime that directly alerts my mom if I open the door. Fuck sleepwalking. 🙃

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My baby is the prettiest baby of all the pretty babies.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I wore my wide leg linen trousers to Sprouts tonight to buy a barramundi fillet, which I prepared at home and shared with my cat. I knew 36 was gonna be a good year. 😎

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Good morning, I fell asleep in my makeup and I don't know why I'm wearing a blanket when it's 94°F on my porch.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My Own Worst Enemy by Lit, but it's about narcolepsy instead of drinking.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Is it time to get up already?

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I'll give you another selfie if you promise to behave.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You know you live in the desert when it's 90°F at 10:30 a.m. and you are out of cold water from the tap and it's just coming out hot forever.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Life Hack: Fuck Rice Krispies, you can make marshmallow cereal bars out of ANY breakfast cereal. (Lucky Charms are a personal favorite!)

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I get gayer every day.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I shut the car door on my leg and there's a huuuge swollen bruise. I need to get a restraining order against myself.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I take a few days off from sweeping my porch in the morning and the spiders think they own the place. And now they kind of do. Anyone wanna help me clear out a black widow?

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My mom asked Agatha if she wants a cigarette as a joke and Agatha responded by vomiting. Very dramatic.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Being 36 is wearing short shorts when you haven't shaved your legs in a week and laughing about it.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I just woke up to a 2" long cockroach entering my mouth. I will never be clean. Let me die.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Look at my ice cream nails. LOOK AT THEM. Which one is your favorite?

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I currently have 7 different kinds of breakfast cereal in my pantry. I must be stopped.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

🎊 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AGATHA 🎊 Agatha turned 10 years old yesterday!! She got her very own balloon, sooo many kisses, and a feast for dinner! She ate sooo much corn on the cob, green peas, cod, and salmon paté! (She didn't eat the cake, but I sure did. 🤤) I love her sooo much!! 💖

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Got dressed up for drinks in the park. 🌈

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I did super minimal makeup today.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Cassie, Cassie Have you any w̶o̶o̶l̶ pine needles? Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Four bags full! One for the dumpster One for the... also dumpster And, uh, two more for the dumpster ...I threw them all in the dumpster. (I cleaned all of the pine needles out of my back porch.)

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

If you really love me, send me Amazon gift cards.

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

1 like = 1 completely dull, mundane fact about me

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Ikuy @ikuy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Dear new followers, Thank you for following! Please keep things respectful. I will not hesitate to block people or make this account private if I get the ick.

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