t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Aubry vs. 2 goats, I wonder who wins (good thing "the fans" aka Jeff aren't voting) #survivor50 020
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I will never understand how bad these people are at making fire. If you want to be on this show, wouldn't you be practicing that from the day you decide to apply until the day you get on a plane? #Survivor50 120
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Jeff dying inside because he can't have an all-man final three #survivor50 120
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Jeff loves men so much it's absurd. Was he a friendless nerd in high school or something and this is his chance to be the cool popular kid? *checks Probst's age* at age 65 lolol #survivor50 060
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 30/04/2026also why is Probst sucking up to Mr. [redacted] so hard. embarrassing. #Survivor50 030
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 30/04/2026wait, it's day 19 and they're all 😭 over letters from home? like you just saw those people 😂 I'm sorry but the shortened season & food rewards every day really makes the starving/missing people aspects absurd #survivor50 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 23/04/2026all this show is missing now is green slime that is dumped from a boom mic every time someone says [celebrity name] #survivor50 111
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 02/04/2026why does that orange man always decide to go live in the middle of survivor 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 26/03/2026This show is making me actively irritated with Billie Eilish 🥴🥴🥴 #Survivor50 100
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 19/03/2026#survivor50media.tenor.coma man is pulling a rope in the water with a yellow belt that says t on itAlt: a man is pulling a rope in the water with a yellow belt that says t on it 061
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 19/03/2026#survivor50media.tenor.coma woman is sitting at a table and saying sorry to this manAlt: a woman is sitting at a table and saying sorry to this man 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I'm probably the only person who wishes they'd skip the cringe banter and go straight to the award. #Oscars 200
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 12/03/2026these celebrity namedropping advantages are terrible, just completely breaks any semblance of unscriptedness #survivor50 120
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I don't understand why Connor's stylist dresses him like he's raided his parents' circa 1985 closet 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 27/02/2026so Colton is still doing his "poor me, I was in a bad place, wah" routine in 2026. dude, no one forced you to go on a dating show, get engaged to a woman, and stalk her. that was all you. take your "feel sorry for meeee" and shove it. #thetraitorsus 010
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Is Maura really that gullible? Does she not actually watch Love Island? 🤦🏻♀️😂🤷🏻♀️ #thetraitorsus 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 26/02/2026what's the rate of medevacs in the early seasons vs. the new school seasons? someone must have the stats on that, right? #Survivor50 220
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I am curious why the 2010 Olympics were told they couldn't be "Vancouver-Whistler 2010" but now "Milan-Cortina 2026" is fine? Did they change their dumb rule about two names? 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 08/02/2026anyway today I saw someone say anyone who claims to have read more than 100 books in their *whole life* is lying, so that's where we are now 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 08/02/2026ok I've sat with it for a few days but the Canadian Olympic fits are hideous. are they supposed to look they're wrapped in ratty old sleeping bags found at the cabin? what exactly were they going for here? 🤔 001
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Jeff Bezos could fund the Washington Post for the next 3000 years without going broke. He just doesn't want to. 010
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 05/02/2026the thing is, if you're a billionaire, let alone a multi-billionaire, you'll never be able spend all that money regardless of how many stupid purchases you make or ridiculous parties you throw. so the question then becomes, what are you going to do with it? and the answer? reveals your character. 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 29/01/2026when it hits you that the look a certain young actor's stylist is going for is... miami vice 😭 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 25/01/2026ICE thugs are just reddit incel bros who are getting to live out their fps fantasies irl. Out here cheering killing someone like life's a video game. Everyone's an npc to them. 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 16/01/2026good to see so many people dragging Colton. I thought perhaps his crimes had been forgotten but apparently not #stalker #thetraitorsus 030
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 09/01/2026ok so I can't stand that Michael dude and hope he gets the boot asap just so I don't have to listen to him shout at roundtables 🤷🏻♀️ enjoying LI Rob & the Housewives as traitors lol @ Ian & RHAP getting murdered first (sorry but 🤣) #thetraitorsus 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 08/01/2026immediately blocking anyone defending masked men in unmarked vehicles kidnapping and/or murdering people I know you think it couldn't be you next but you're wrong 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I feel like Americans are the proverbial frog in boiling water rn 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 04/01/2026just imagining the American reaction if some random country snatched Trump from his bed at Maralago in the middle of the night (& Melania from wherever she happens to be residing) & said "haha, greatest operation ever! now we're running the USA & btw all your oil is ours now muahahaha!" 010
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I keep seeing people say #heatedrivalry was made on "$2 and a dream" or by a "small Canadian streamer" when in reality Crave is the streaming arm of Bell Media which itself is a subsidiary of the telecom conglomerate fka Bell... you know, as in Bell Telephone? This is not some mom & pop operation. 110
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 27/12/2025You'd think maybe the unexpected death of a young person would be an opportunity for certain people to rethink being chronic asshats and yet 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 19/12/2025If ultimate Canadian "hey it's that guy" (and former hockey player) Lochlyn Munro doesn't show up in s2 of #heatedrivalry as a coach or someone's dad, what are we even doing here 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Look, everyone knows that man is a deranged narcissistic lunatic. Nothing he does surprises me. What I don't get is why NO ONE just says no. No, we're not adding embarrassing captions to presidential portraits. No, we're not renaming the Kennedy Center. No, it's not the Department of War. Just NO. 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Probst: blah blah blah yada yada yada arggghh stfu #survivor49 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 18/12/2025me turning on the fire log channel while you know who blathers 🔥 000
t 🌸 @ijustfailed.bsky.social · 18/12/2025am I really sitting through an ICE ad to watch #Survivor49 🥴🥴🥴 000
