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sloth

@ijuskann.bsky.social
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I'm straight edge I mean grab a Diet Coke

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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just so everybody knows when I wear holographic eyeliner on my bottom lid, I'm often blinded by light reflection
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Usually I feel like "who tf cares" when I talk about myself but then I get messages like this and I'm like, ok, glad it helps someone I guess
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wondering if there's a universe where I pursued art after undergrad and it went absolutely nowhere and my family and cunt ex-friends say "I told you so" and then I become HR assistant or die
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Real talk tho perpetual stew is why you can never make good pho at home
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im COLD
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
perpetual stew is phrase of the year ty sam
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
having a rack makes it hard to impulsively dance tell in advanced next time
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm tryna live, I'm tryna laugh, I'm tryna love
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A window into consciousness or lack of, if you will
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bad people generally make bad art! It's always true!
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cognitive minimalist as an insult
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Casually almost died today but like you know I'm present
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Going to the studio for the first time in a while and I'm always a little paranoid that I'm going to find a cockroach or something
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not me listening to Vindicated by Dashboard and feeling vindicated
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My phone is playing jazz music and I don't know where it's coming from
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Purchased a job spell during a work meeting today cuz I'm desperate
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Sam Connors @samanthaconnors.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes it is almost a comfort to see the random spam bot looking accounts in my story views because it means someone is thinking of me
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Planning to roll in late into the office with a bubble tea
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
GUISE IVE BEEN TRYNA FIND A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN FOR EONS
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
same
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Making myself a 3 course meal as I attempt to use up my CSA box (there is basil in everything)
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
watched this cereus flower bloom last night between 7pm-11pm
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
having a suburban mom morning
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At least psychics can cut to the chase (yes I know I sound problematic)
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Still unsure if therapy is worth it
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The smell of jasmine rice is comforting and nostalgic
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've only ever blocked 1 person in my life and it's my policy to let people know they're blocked. I don't want any confusion between "I'm ignoring your texts" and "I've opted to no longer receive your texts"
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YET
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes I just really want to gift my friends big things then I have to remind myself that I'm not a millionaire yet.
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tarot recently told me "perceivance is as important as implementation" and I've been mentally dissecting that for the last 48 hours
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had a funny nightmare I got back to my car in northeast Philly and the entire top was gone? Which was also impressive honestly?
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😩
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Manny just pulled his own tarot, I have brought a skeptic to the dark side 😈
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's been a while since getting a flash of animal symbolism
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I AM THE WINNER
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the bar is ON THE GROUND I GUESS
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A billionaire donating $2 million to a museum is like someone making some average 50k donating $100
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
some calcified corner of your lung falls away and you breathe a little easier
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
and I notice that gnawing of the shadow less so nowadays; I'm relieved to know there really is a light at the end of the tunnel.
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My next milestone marker will be owning a Dyson air wrap
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Y'all do realize $2 million is pennies in the bucket for a billionaire right
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
so the algorithm is just giving me bear and moose content now
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mysterious, riveting
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That would be more interesting than most people's bios
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sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
are they washing behind their ears
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