sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Just so everybody knows when I wear holographic eyeliner on my bottom lid, I'm often blinded by light reflection 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Usually I feel like "who tf cares" when I talk about myself but then I get messages like this and I'm like, ok, glad it helps someone I guess 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wondering if there's a universe where I pursued art after undergrad and it went absolutely nowhere and my family and cunt ex-friends say "I told you so" and then I become HR assistant or die 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Real talk tho perpetual stew is why you can never make good pho at home 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026having a rack makes it hard to impulsively dance tell in advanced next time 010
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Going to the studio for the first time in a while and I'm always a little paranoid that I'm going to find a cockroach or something 001
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026not me listening to Vindicated by Dashboard and feeling vindicated 020
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My phone is playing jazz music and I don't know where it's coming from 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Purchased a job spell during a work meeting today cuz I'm desperate 011
Reposted by slothSam Connors @samanthaconnors.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes it is almost a comfort to see the random spam bot looking accounts in my story views because it means someone is thinking of me 121
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Planning to roll in late into the office with a bubble tea 100
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Making myself a 3 course meal as I attempt to use up my CSA box (there is basil in everything) 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026watched this cereus flower bloom last night between 7pm-11pm 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026At least psychics can cut to the chase (yes I know I sound problematic) 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I've only ever blocked 1 person in my life and it's my policy to let people know they're blocked. I don't want any confusion between "I'm ignoring your texts" and "I've opted to no longer receive your texts" 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sometimes I just really want to gift my friends big things then I have to remind myself that I'm not a millionaire yet. 120
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tarot recently told me "perceivance is as important as implementation" and I've been mentally dissecting that for the last 48 hours 010
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Had a funny nightmare I got back to my car in northeast Philly and the entire top was gone? Which was also impressive honestly? 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Manny just pulled his own tarot, I have brought a skeptic to the dark side 😈 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it's been a while since getting a flash of animal symbolism 010
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A billionaire donating $2 million to a museum is like someone making some average 50k donating $100 100
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026some calcified corner of your lung falls away and you breathe a little easier 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026and I notice that gnawing of the shadow less so nowadays; I'm relieved to know there really is a light at the end of the tunnel. 100
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Y'all do realize $2 million is pennies in the bucket for a billionaire right 000
sloth @ijuskann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026so the algorithm is just giving me bear and moose content now 000