Reposted by Dan Fℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026NYT: "after speaking to the Head of Urban Planning at Harvard for a discussion of the social, economic and cultural benefits of cycling, for the other side of the story, we went to Nick Fuentes, who told us that bicycles are 'cuck'. For now, the murky truth likely remains somewhere in between." 0131 0
Reposted by Dan FRT @ryankturnbull.bsky.social · 17/04/2026AI is fundamentally a tool of class warfare against everyone outside the oligarch-class. 081 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Clickhole was still owned by The Onion when this came out (and TIL they are no longer owned by The Onion). I say count it: clickhole.com/may-i-papa-m...clickhole.com‘May I, Papa?’: McDonald’s Is Releasing A New Fig And Ladyfinger McFlurry For Fancy Little Boys Who Desire A Treat 050 0
Reposted by Dan Fℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Sick of all of these musicians with a buncha lyrics I can't understand!! Gonna tune into the bawitdaba da-bang da-bang, diggy-diggy show instead!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 0141 0
Reposted by Dan Fℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/02/2026"so Saturday afternoon if we're at the bar the women's hockey and the men's big air will be on and then if we get up early on Sunday, Canada's a medal favourite in the snowb-" "also it's the Super Bowl" (scrunched-up face like I've been reminded of a chore) "ehh, yeah" 052 0
Reposted by Dan Fℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/02/2026It's a bit weird how far back in my mindspace the Literal Super Bowl This Weekend is, compared to, say, Olympic curling 2193 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 22/01/2026if all your friends generated an image of themselves jumping off a bridge would you generate an image of yourself jumping off a bridge too? 010 0
Reposted by Dan FBruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 11/12/2025So they worked so much harder, and consumed so much more energy, to produce an AI piece of shit that was so shitty they had to delete it and also delete the evidence of how hard they hard to work to make that massive piece of shit 47324 0
Reposted by Dan FKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 09/12/2025This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do. 429116843210 0
Reposted by Dan FBrent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 06/12/2025“We can’t all be expected to bike.” Fair. But that’s not the point. “Not everyone can or wants to bike. But some people can & do—and they deserve a safe, efficient, affordable way to move through the city. It’s about freedom of choice.” This & other useful comebacks, in @momentummag.bsky.social.momentummag.comYour Comeback Guide to all the Anti-Cycling Arguments You’ll Hear This YearAnti-bike arguments aren’t just frustrating—they’re outdated, inaccurate, and often repeated without a shred of evidence. 13354105 0
Reposted by Dan FKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 27/11/2025ChatGPT is spending trillions of dollars and destroying the environment so people can figure out that you should make pasta on a date 341245163 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Recent choice quotes from Kerilee: “I like going to concerts when it’s just shopping.” -after she came back from the washroom with t-shirts from the merch table “All I want is what I’m imagining in my head!” -said in despair while shopping for clothes online 000 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025my wife: can you put water in my mouth like one of them hamsters? 000 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Catching up! Day 3: Barbarian (2022); Day 4: Children of the Corn (1984); Day 5: Malevolent (2018) 000 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Day 1 from yesterday: The Ring (2002). (It was probably actually The Sixth Sense, but we’d watched it pretty recently.) 110 0
Reposted by Dan FMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining 270300387064 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 31/07/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a twins jersey is standing in front of a blue backgroundALT: a man wearing a twins jersey is standing in front of a blue background 000 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Me, when I see people working hard on their gardens: 110 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 27/06/2025He’ll subsequently request to be called Glueis Varland. 000 0
Reposted by Dan FJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many 4445871248 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 07/05/2025this is your brain: 🥚 this is your brain on a blake lively image rehabilitation tour: 010 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025media.tenor.coma group of men are sitting around a table and one of them is saying it 's not that i 'm lazyALT: a group of men are sitting around a table and one of them is saying it 's not that i 'm lazy 010 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 16/01/2025my wife just said i “remind (her) of the dust bowl” (?) 000 0
Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 04/01/2025my wife had a dream that two of our cats took polyjuice potion to look like each other as a prank. (she has very vivid magical dreams when we re-watch the harry potter movies) 010 0