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Dan F

@igingerbeardman.bsky.social
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This man and his pet are susceptible to comfort and technological distractions. Wife guy. Enjoy #NHLJets and #MNTwins. Walker of Mary the Korean Jindo, bossed around by 3(!) cats.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
NYT: "after speaking to the Head of Urban Planning at Harvard for a discussion of the social, economic and cultural benefits of cycling, for the other side of the story, we went to Nick Fuentes, who told us that bicycles are 'cuck'. For now, the murky truth likely remains somewhere in between."
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Malcolm Dolly Parton Cake Mix
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RT @ryankturnbull.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
AI is fundamentally a tool of class warfare against everyone outside the oligarch-class.
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Clickhole was still owned by The Onion when this came out (and TIL they are no longer owned by The Onion). I say count it: clickhole.com/may-i-papa-m...
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‘May I, Papa?’: McDonald’s Is Releasing A New Fig And Ladyfinger McFlurry For Fancy Little Boys Who Desire A Treat
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Sick of all of these musicians with a buncha lyrics I can't understand!! Gonna tune into the bawitdaba da-bang da-bang, diggy-diggy show instead!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"so Saturday afternoon if we're at the bar the women's hockey and the men's big air will be on and then if we get up early on Sunday, Canada's a medal favourite in the snowb-" "also it's the Super Bowl" (scrunched-up face like I've been reminded of a chore) "ehh, yeah"
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It's a bit weird how far back in my mindspace the Literal Super Bowl This Weekend is, compared to, say, Olympic curling
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
if all your friends generated an image of themselves jumping off a bridge would you generate an image of yourself jumping off a bridge too?
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
So they worked so much harder, and consumed so much more energy, to produce an AI piece of shit that was so shitty they had to delete it and also delete the evidence of how hard they hard to work to make that massive piece of shit
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“We can’t all be expected to bike.” Fair. But that’s not the point. “Not everyone can or wants to bike. But some people can & do—and they deserve a safe, efficient, affordable way to move through the city. It’s about freedom of choice.” This & other useful comebacks, in @momentummag.bsky.social.
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Your Comeback Guide to all the Anti-Cycling Arguments You’ll Hear This Year
Anti-bike arguments aren’t just frustrating—they’re outdated, inaccurate, and often repeated without a shred of evidence.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
ChatGPT is spending trillions of dollars and destroying the environment so people can figure out that you should make pasta on a date
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Recent choice quotes from Kerilee: “I like going to concerts when it’s just shopping.” -after she came back from the washroom with t-shirts from the merch table “All I want is what I’m imagining in my head!” -said in despair while shopping for clothes online
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
my wife: can you put water in my mouth like one of them hamsters?
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Catching up! Day 3: Barbarian (2022); Day 4: Children of the Corn (1984); Day 5: Malevolent (2018)
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Day 2 from yesterday: Sorority Row (2009)
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Day 1 from yesterday: The Ring (2002). (It was probably actually The Sixth Sense, but we’d watched it pretty recently.)
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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a man wearing a twins jersey is standing in front of a blue background
ALT: a man wearing a twins jersey is standing in front of a blue background
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
(It me: posting this instead of pulling weeds.)
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Me, when I see people working hard on their gardens:
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
He’ll subsequently request to be called Glueis Varland.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
this is your brain: 🥚 this is your brain on a blake lively image rehabilitation tour:
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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a group of men are sitting around a table and one of them is saying it 's not that i 'm lazy
ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table and one of them is saying it 's not that i 'm lazy
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
my wife just said i “remind (her) of the dust bowl” (?)
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Dan F @igingerbeardman.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
my wife had a dream that two of our cats took polyjuice potion to look like each other as a prank. (she has very vivid magical dreams when we re-watch the harry potter movies)
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