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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃

@iggdawg.com
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Pro nerd, mostly networks and infosec. All opinions are my own and are probably bad. Fix your hearts or die.

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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 26/09/2026
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only:
Mark Sheppard as Crowley in Supernatural
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 25/09/2026
"They hated Jesus because he told them the truth" meme, with "Breaking Bad was just ok" as the truth he spoke.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 25/09/2026
Damien Owens tweet:
I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT"
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 23/09/2026
The way my wife leaves her shoes anywhere around the house constantly has me wondering if she's been raptured.
Black shoes next to eachother on a carpeted stairwayWhite Adidas shoes next to eachother on a white tiled kitchen floorBlack shoes next to each other on a blue carpet, in the background there is a brown couch. Odin, a shaggy gray dog, lies down on the couch, questioning existence. Black shoes sitting next to each other on a light blue tiles bathroom floor.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 16/09/2026
It means "noble warrior" in toddler
Jean-Michel Basquiat looking bone king tattoo that escapes any meaning in the slurry of tattoos on Ed Sheeran's back
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 14/09/2026
America can you just not for one fucking second
Cursed oreos, fried dough and chicken & waffles flavors.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 04/09/2026
I picked "I have no word for that" pretty much any time it was up
my dialect map, showing my very new england leanings
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 28/08/2026
Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) tweet:

I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 26/08/2026
This is the only Robin Hood I'll accept
The One True Robin Hood, via Disney. Played by a sentient fox without pants.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 25/08/2026
You wouldn't smoke a hot dog
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 25/08/2026
Might be a little on the nose idk
Laconian repair drone from the Strange Dogs episode of The Expanse. It's strange. Looks nothing like a dog.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 22/08/2026
I am not disappoint
A delicious Caesar. It is delicious.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 21/08/2026
I had to Google and was not disappointed. But I have follow-up questions
Mickey Mouse angrily selling hot dogs to Minnie Mouse. Except the hot dogs have mouths and they are HUNGRY. Haters will say they're just singing or something, you know like hot dogs do.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 21/08/2026
POV: it's 9:30am, but you're at an airport
Delicious bloody mary. It's delicious.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 12/08/2026
Resting stormcloud
Odin, the very good pup, contemplating taking over the world
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 09/08/2026
Good thing I have these headphones in so I don't have to listen to you
Garak from DS9 being extremely correct, "Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead"
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 31/07/2026
I don't mind baby corn
Freedom of Speech meme image. Man bravely stands up and says a thing. In this case it is his lack of dislike for baby corn. Very brave.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 27/07/2026
Goya's "Saturn Devouring His Son" with Saturn labeled Monday and his sone labeled Me. Monday is eating me. I am deceased.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 15/07/2026
The sun looks pretty rad, which is complicated when you have 3 very curious kids.
The parking lot at my daycare, with a frickin rad looking red sun sending rage vibes down to the ground
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 12/07/2026
AI has other solutions. Honestly this is the most techbro coded misinterpretation of the problem.
Dumbass AI summary: "to stop people from dancing on your grave (a common idiom for outliving someone and celebrating their passing), you could choose to be cremated.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 09/07/2026
Best Star Trek captain. Wrong answers only.
James Holden. Most broken noses of any Star Trek captain.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 21/06/2026
I walked by my living room TV and this screen was on and I was like o shit I need to find the NSFW settings before the kids see this
A Google TV home screen featuring, along other things, a thumbnail of "the history of ALF"
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 18/06/2026
This kind of rules
Iggdawg's Bluesky license

Ian Bowers | mileage 5920 / WoT 225 / engagement 3075 / generosity 1000+ / velocity 5.2/d / streak 25d / peak 11–13 UTC / verified ✓
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 17/06/2026
50% husky, 12% miniature schnauzer. 100% good boy. We call him Odin because he's a storm cloud, and his eyes are lightning.
Odin, a very good Husky mix. He's a storm cloud.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 05/06/2026
Spiderman meme. There's 3 of them.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 02/06/2026
Sickos meme but he's saying "no... NO"
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 30/05/2026
Literally started sweating doing the math
Still frame of legendary bards "limp biscuit" and "method man" doing algebra with their "n 2 get her now" celebrating MTV's 20th anniversary while the video timestamp is 13y ago. My gut reflex was to add those years, but that's not how this works.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 13/05/2026
Legion from the Mass Effect series
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 12/05/2026
quote skeet with a doctor you'd trust leading hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr
The guy from Spin Doctors in the Two Princes music video. He looks like he's been high for days.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 02/05/2026
Kismet
Orcspiration: NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.

KATIE: [oblivion guard voice] STOP RIGHT THERE, UNHAPPY TRANS WOMAN! you disregarded your emotions! nobody minimizes their feelings on my watch. i'm confiscating your bad coping habits. now prioritize yourself, and communicate with your loved ones.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 02/05/2026
Cognitive test: Presidential edition
"first 100 animals" by Priddy Books
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 28/04/2026
same vibe, darth. Same vibe.
A man very excited about a party spinner. It spins. And he recognizes it spins. "OMG IT SPINS" he says as it spins.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 28/04/2026
W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
"after all why not" meme format. Bottom half has a black and white image of the demon core being manipulated manually with a screw driver. Just absolutely melted shit from history. Text is "why shouldn't I manually manipulate the demon core"
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 27/04/2026
The only ones that came close to that vibe
Yellow Sony Discman, looking like it's a Star Wars droid in disguise
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 18/04/2026
Jesus I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 18/04/2026
This one weird trick has been more consistently successful than most other parenting I've learned. 11/10.
Dinosaur sandwich cutters
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 15/04/2026
Sickos gif, but it says "no... NO!"
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 13/04/2026
Just saw an ad for this, and hear me out: Mike's hard mayonnaise
Bottle of mayo. It's squeezable. Doesn't get much more American than that.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 08/04/2026
Hoping this is accurate, I'd be super pumped to be wrong. I'm primed to be skeptical but I'm absolutely not married to my intuition.
Farnaz Fassihi International reporter:

Iran accepted Pakistan's two-week cease-fire proposal following frantic diplomatic efforts by Pakistan and last-minute intervention by China, a key ally, asking Iran to show flexibility and defuse tensions, and amid growing concerns about the economic devastation from damages to critical infrastructure, according to three Iranian officials. They said the cease-fire was approved by the new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 06/04/2026
When you're winning, on a path to total victory, everything is under control, and you actually don't even care about the Strait.
Trump tweet or truth or whatever, just fucking posting through it: "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP".
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 02/04/2026
Morning mood
Distorted TV screenshot of a woman in an ad saying "I feel fantastic"
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 18/03/2026
Sickos meme, but it's an orca
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 16/03/2026
Two packets of silica gel, with some magic silica gel pellets strewn around. Looks tasty.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 16/03/2026
Inside you there are two wolves
Ben Shapiro, having studied the blade, appears in all black, brandishing a mighty katana sword. Ready to vanquish foes or go shopping at Home Depot
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 12/03/2026
Hear me out...
Image of extremely smart idea for getting oil out of the persian gulf using a roller coaster
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 05/03/2026
No. Glad we cleared that up.
Dipshit secretary Hegseth saying random shit about us being Western nations being Christian nations
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 05/03/2026
It's not getting better!
Washington Post - To strike 1,000 targets in 24 hours in Iran, the U.S. military leveraged the most advanced AI it’s ever used in warfare.

Anthropic’s Claude partnered with the military’s Maven Smart System, suggesting targets and issuing precise location coordinates.
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 04/03/2026
So you're saying the justification for all of this was WMDs? Wow crazy stuff
Opinion: Eye roll, jerk-off motion
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 03/03/2026
You're never too old for this moment of joy.
Air bubble frozen under ice
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Ian 👻 BOOwers 🎃 @iggdawg.com · 02/03/2026
This is a hell of a speedrun in progress, I hope we don't cross the finish line.
Feb. 25 article about how AI can't stop recommending nuclear strikesFeb. 27 OpenAI reaches deal to deploy AI models on US Dept of War classified networkFeb. 28 Trump says US began 'major combat operations' in Iran
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