Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 14hDon't worry, that's not the end, I'm literally typing the next bit now, I'm just a bastard 000 0
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 15h[Alex rattles his hands against his front door and none of the fucking keys work.] None of the fucking keys even _nearly_ fucking work. The world got _so_ dark and _so_ loud and _nothing fucking works._ There should be light here, now, there should be at a bare minimum a little fucking porch […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 100 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026Well I finally got out to see #thisOldClownHouse and dang I need to hang out with the fedi clowns more 000 0
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026As a household we have agreed that I will not give him a little plate of cat food 110 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026I have named him Barp, short for Barpolomume 100 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026Dude redoing the pavement outside my house just pulled his phone out to take my number and I was like WHOA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT because it was I kid you not three times thicker than any phone I've seen in the last ten years, it has a camping light, he charges it twice a week and it doesn't mind […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 002 2
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026Remembering all the different sorts of Halloween candies I've made for Improbable Island over the years 006 6
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026[It's a little bit into our future and everything got worse and then everything got better and then everything got exciting and now everything is the sort of interesting that's only interesting to us, not to the people here, because to them it's normal but to you it's just a little bit into our […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 100 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026Wrote them a shitty review then noticed there was an equalizer button, so pulled them out again and gave the three EQ modes a go. They were all shit. Like these were $20 headphones so I know not to expect miracles but fuck me they sounded Way Way Worse than I expected 000 0
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026different headphones showed up, they had FOUR BUTTONS for forward/back/volumeUp/volumeDown and unfortunately one capacitive sensor for pause/play, the closest I've found yet to sensible headphone controls, but the sound quality was absolutely appalling, worse than you'd get given for free on a […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 100 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026Perfect little three-act play that 101 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026@hannah Has he reached that interesting age yet where he forgets how to sleep and you have to teach him all over again how to sleep and he's not happy about it and neither are you 100 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Boosting my owt toots 'cause someone went through my back catalogue and boosted one I don't remember writing At All and I'm wondering what the hell else was going on that day that I wouldn't remember it 000 0
Reposted by Dan Fixes Coin-OpsDan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026Chat systems have emoji reactions now and that's good because sometimes someone says something funny and you laugh and you want to convey that and 🦝 Hot tap full of mousetraps [😂3(🐰🐯🦊)] Is better than 🦝 Hot tap full of mousetraps 🐰 haha 🐯 ha 🦊 hah but they still miss out on a lot of […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 226 6
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026[SCOUSE PINHEAD] No listen right, I'll fukhkhkhkhn tear yorrr soul apart la' 000 0
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026[SCOUSE PINHEAD] Doug Bradley as Pinhead but using Doug Bradley's own accent and vernacular SCOUSE PINHEAD bsky.app/profile/tauriq.bsky.social… SCOUSE PINHEAD 100 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026@nevonnen yeah those are two hundred and fifty euro 000 0
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026PUT A FUCKING VOLUME KNOB, a REAL VOLUME KNOB, let us hear it CRACKLE and POP until we TAKE IT APART and CLEAN it, we have a need to periodically maintain and care for things, maintenance-free switches ROB us of the opportunity to fulfil this basic human need in a newbie-friendly non-threatening […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 212 2
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026That's where the Gen Z Stare comes from, it's from shit headphones 103 3
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Also, you know what, my old headphones have a power switch. Off, on, on with noise cancelling. If someone comes up and does a friendly/solicitous upward head tilt, I reach up and flick the switch and hello at them, it's done before I'm even done with my own here's-my-chin headtilt. Some of […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 200 2
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Put a fucking volume knob sticking out the side of headphones you cowards 102 2
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Anyway I ended up reading a LOT of manuals for headphones and wtf is up with that bizarre button behaviour Volume up and skip 30 seconds of adverts being on the same button is already Dickensian street urchin levels of Please Sir May I Have One More Input but fuck me, lads, you OBVIOUSLY want […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 201 2
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Remember I was bitching about my cheap headphones that work fine and are just kinda falling apart and ugly, well they started having charging problems so I was like YES FINALLY I CAN JUSTIFY BUYING A NEW PAIR and then I went all around trying to find a pair that had comparable features and […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 200 2
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026@tael I mean I for one would quite enjoy being able to post long threads that other people can read but you do you I guess 100 1
Reposted by Dan Fixes Coin-OpsDan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026When your dad's had a spare couple of hours recently and you're bimbling along in the car and he theatrically wipes his brow and goes "Hmm, it's hot in here, think I'll wind the window down" and then he winds the window down ALL THE WAY and you sit there like 😮 and he looks over to you all 😉 and […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 234 4
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026[AI, grim] Not to mention the regrets these fathers are gonna have, like remember Elon's sockpuppet account on twitter telling himself what a great dad he was, that's these guys' future 000 0
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026[AI, grim] Aw jeez redlib.catsarch.com/r/antiai/commen… Like IDK if it's one of those where this guy's joking and it's impossible to tell joking from sincerity anymore or if he's 100% serious but yikes we've gotta pop this bubble […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 202 2
Reposted by Dan Fixes Coin-OpsDan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2026Have I mentioned yet that this is cool as hell? It's cool as hell. By all means get into photovoltaics for environmental reasons or financial reasons or preparedness reasons or futureproofing reasons or flexibility reasons but a lot of folk get into it just as a hobby because it's legitimately […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 102 2
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026I've still got no fucking gas and it's starting to get chilly, this suuuuuucks 000 0
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Yeah yeah individual action versus collective blah blah wait for the government to fix it because you can't fix climate change by yourself whatever, but I'm *not* doing this by myself. Loads of people are putting up solar panels, loads of people are reducing their consumption because they get a […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 013 3
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026I dunno how much of this is down to My Particular Flavour Of Mental Health, being that the actions of cutting and stripping and crimping and connecting already associated with Correcting The Problem because of my job, there are pre-existing neural pathways that say that making these particular […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 121 2
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026This whole project has really rammed home, like, "The antidote to despair is action." Well the antidote to anxiety, is it? IDK how the saying properly goes, the antidote to Bad Head Stuff is taking actual physical action with your hands to try to fix the problem. I've got a lot of climate […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 124 4
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Also I tried one of those long wands that go on your garden hose and try to blast the leaves out with water pressure. It was 100% shit and didn't work At All. Suck 'em out instead. 001 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026AUTUMN PRODUCT RECOMMENDATION It's time to clean your gutters and blokes with ladders round here have been asking DAFT MONEY the past couple of years, like double or triple what they were asking pre-covid, and my roof is Extra Scary so earlier this year I got one of those […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 100 1
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Need moar boosts, did I mention YOU PLAY THE POND 000 0
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Echoing my last boost, go check out www.backerkit.com/c/projects/nessun…, it's Rusalka by fedi's own @nickwedig. I've played it with Nick and some other mates and it slaps. It's a collaborative storytelling game. You're the vengeful […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 113 3
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026[Sam Altman rape case update, Very Very grim] Annie's released some of her deposition video on youtube m.youtube.com/watch?v=akjrfwYPvy8 Just like with the original case story, this was front page for a couple of hours, and if you weren't online or watching the news during those couple […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 005 5
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026So hey, y'know what's terrifying about solar specifically? Fuses and breakers don't work the way you're used to them working. Say I've got three panels in parallel that can put out 8 amps each, and a battery that can pull in 20 amps. All good, right? I've got up to 24 amps of supply and my […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 100 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026Or he'll have his mind blown because he didn't know about this either, but I don't think that's very likely tbqh I think it's more likely that he'll go "oh shit he figured it out" and kill me 200 2
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/202675 people boosted that toot and a bunch of y'all went "holy shit this is life changing" so I'm wondering why I had to figure this out myself instead of from my dermatologist, so next time I see him I'm gonna ask him hey why didn't you tell me about the easy way to take off a plaster, and he's […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 100 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026Tip also applicable to injured hairy women, injured hairy boys and girls and injured hairy nonbinary individuals 🦊🚬 If you're injured and hairy then buddy I've got what you're after 216 6
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026[Top tip for injured hairy men, medical, holes] By which I don't mean my enthusiastic dermatologist gave me the top tip, I mean my enthusiastic dermatologist gave me MANY NEW HOLES and I stumbled across the Alcohol On The Front Of The Plaster trick by semi-accident just now 120 2
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026[Top tip for injured hairy men] If your plaster/bandaid is the sort that's more clothy/fabricy than plasticky/rubbery then rubbing/isopropyl alcohol will wick right through the fabric to the adhesive underneath and dissolve it damn near instantly. Put a dab on your fingers and rub the cloth and […]retro.socialOriginal post on retro.social 6244 44
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026See the problem with buying 16 solar panels and then hooking up 3 is that 3 is nice, and then the drive for hooking up the rest has to be provided by fighting with the gas company 110 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026I got this positioned so that I can run conduit out of it sideways to go up the hill to The Big Array but I've also got MC4's coming outta the bottom for if I wanna temporarily just lie some panels down on the other hill in front, for future Big Nasty Storm Knocks Out Power For A Week sort of events 100 1
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026🎵 Fuck yer gas and oil, I've a box outside, 110 1