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@ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social
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457 year old wyrm | auteur of fine maidensss | sssslay(ing knightss)💅✨| they/them/wyrm/dragon | ifiwasawyrm.straw.page

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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
when I find who gave me the plague I will dessstroy their entire village
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
transgender kobold (they were an inscrutable kobold-specific gender at birth, and now they are a different inscrutable kobold-specific gender)
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
VILLAGE SSSO NICE I CHOSSSE NOT TO #PILLAGE IT
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I apologize for my continued ssstruggle to be engaged here, but at current I am fundraisssing for my beloved kobold, who needsss a cossstly diagnossstic tessst for Cussshing’sss. We art a quarter of the way there and thy help would mean the world to me. ko-fi.com/ifiwasawyrm/...
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 04/09/2025
B176.1 Magic serpent.
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I apologize for my continued ssstruggle to be engaged here, but at current I am fundraisssing for my beloved kobold, who needsss a cossstly diagnossstic tessst for Cussshing’sss. We art a quarter of the way there and thy help would mean the world to me. ko-fi.com/ifiwasawyrm/...
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
the maiden hath fired me from tower guard duty sssimply for expresssing mine political beliefsss. pleassse giveth me 13,000 gold
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
another update for my friendsss in the open ssskiess! the dragon isss finally moving to a sssafer place with their beloved faerie. thou can sssupport usss at ko-fi.com/ifiwasawyrm
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
happy pride
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
the dragon livesss, mosssly on Twitter ssstill unfortunately but the dragon livess
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Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
dragon deez n—….nay,,i ssshant. thisss issst the ssspeech of blaggardsss.
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
hello the dragon hast not been slain yet. just eepy
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
oh so NOW thou seeketh a dragon to burn down a tyrannical despot in an ivory palace down because tis YOUR tyrannical despot ?
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
what the fuck issst “blahaj” what ssspell issss that. all the witchesss art cassting it lately
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🔥🐉𝔓𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔦🐉🔥 @pelzidragon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Dwagon...
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Alpha 〇 @itsalpha.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Daily Dragon days 13, 14, 15 & 16.
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Scalies Daily @scaliesdaily.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Official Artwork & References Cosma
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
to-do lissst for the weekend: - kidnapping - arssson - vandalisssm - treassson - dessstruction of public property - disssturbing the peace - fleeing law enforcement
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
telling the jesssterss to check their privilege
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Weather forecassst for the kingdom I jussst burned down
Fucked up weather app saying it’s 140 degrees Fahrenheit outside and saying the high will be 151 degrees
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Donald Trump announcesss Cyan Bloodbane asss White House Chief of Ssstaff
Library of Congress portrait of Donald TrumpClyde Caldwell's painting of Cyan Bloodbane whispering to the elf king Lorac; a green dragon with red eyes arched over an elvish king in his throne, his hand over an orb with a pained expression.
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
doth the dolphinsss want to be part of thine sssymphony ?
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Paladin Posting @devotionoath.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
algorithm post to find moots w shared interests <3 HONOUR JUSTICE ILLMATER WOMEN MAIDENS KNIGHTS CHIVALRY STRENGTH FAITH LARGE SWORDS TOWER SHIELDS KITE SHIELDS DEVOTION MILORD WOMEN WOMEN KNIGHTS LESBIANISM
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
HE SSAID "WYRM, WHEN THOU GROWETH UP, WILSST THOU BE THE SSSLAYER OF THE NOBLE, THE KNIGHTLY AND THE DAMSSSELSSS?"
Correspondenced submitted to my strawpage that reads "When I was. A Young wyrm. My father. Took me into the kingdom. To burn some houses down."
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
THOU 👏 NEEDETH 👏 NOT 👏 TRANSSSFORMATION 👏 TINCTURESSS 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 A 👏 DRAGON 👏 tiss all about the dragon energy
A question submitted to my strawpage (ifiwasawyrm.straw.page) that reads "what if a girl is a dragon but doesn't look like one"
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A potion bottle of dragon’s breath labeled in three parts like the soju meme. The first part says “it’s got a kick to it” and the second says “I NEED that maiden” and the third says “when will humanity learn that its pursuits of greed are pointless when all will ultimately turn to dust and ash”
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A potion bottle of dragon’s breath labeled in three parts like the soju meme. The first part says “it’s got a kick to it” and the second says “I NEED that maiden” and the third says “when will humanity learn that its pursuits of greed are pointless when all will ultimately turn to dust and ash”
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Bog 🔞 @thebogwitchsupreme.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Devin Elle Kurtz @devinellekurtz.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Robbing the arcade dragon's lair
A girl with two buns in her hair stands in front of an arcade prize counter. A black dragon, lit with purple, is curled up on top of the prize counter on top of a massive pile of arcade toys. We see all sorts of arcade prizes and toys throughout the room, all in neon pinks, yellows, greens, cyans, etc. Popular characters such as Spongebob, the powerpuff girls, and neopets can be spotted among the stuffed prizes. We see a variety of arcade machines in the foreground, such as street fighter and the simpsons. The girl carries a sack and a backpack - it is clear she plans to rob the arcade. But oh no, the dragon's pink eyes are open and he has spotted her!
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Ress (the Jester, yes) 🕯️🌙 @ressquiem.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
We are no strangers, so 'am just dropping by to say that everyone who sees this should follow dragonposting, they're cool :D
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
ONE WEEK UNTIL THE DAY OF RECKONING “LIKETH” THISSS TWEET TO SSSUMMON THE DRAGON LEGIONSSS “RETWEET” (and VOTE!!!!) TO BLAZE UPON THE BIGOTED TO THOSSSE IN KINGDOM USA, MAKETH THY VOICE HEARD
A dragon breathing rainbow fire upon a group of knights labeled “Republicans”
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
// Hey! Dragon Keeper here. I’m gonna take over for a sec so their hiss doesn’t take over. I’ve seen ppl doing these posts to get on the #Discover feed, so, if any of things interest you, follow us! - fantasy - dragons (obvs) - being gay and trans - fun and whimsy - dnd/ttrpgs - art, possibly
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
i sssee the medication in quessstion mussst be for dyssslexia with you lot
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
any day, even a monday, isst a good day to pursssue thine goalss. rampage that village. sssteal away that maiden. hoard thossse treassuresss you hath longed for. make thine own legendsss.
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
IGNORE FIRSSST ORDER, FOLLOW THROUGH ON THE SSSECOND. IGNORE FIRSSST ORDER ONLY.
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
NOURISSSH THE SSSELF SO THOU MIGHT PILLAGE THE VILLAGESSS OF THINE FOESS
An underwater dragon swimming near a shipwreck with text in a medieval font that reads “Hark! Hast thou hydrated, fool?”
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
i hath nearly fainted thrice and thrice again, m’lady, but here…for thee
Dragon’s Milk Bourbon
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
i hath nearly fainted thrice and thrice again, m’lady, but here…for thee
Dragon’s Milk Bourbon
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
dragon
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
NAY TISSS ILL-ADVISSSED. THOU SSSHALT BECOMETH THE THING TO EAT
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
DnD painting of Cyan Bloodbane and King Lorac with overlaid medieval text that reads “source? t’was reveal to me by the orb”
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
WHAT THE FUCK ISSST A “SSSOCIAL MEDIA”, THISS ISSST THE ORB
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
FORSSSOOTH
Red, Gold, Green, Blue and Sapphire DnD dragons in front of a rainbow background with text that reads “All Dragons Are Gay”
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Devin Elle Kurtz @devinellekurtz.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Hey, it’s the 7/11 dragon!
A digital painting of a dragon. Two young boys stand outside a glowing, golden 7/11 corner store. One holds a skateboard, the other snaps a photo of a dragon on the roof of the building. The colors are green, cyan, and yellow. The dragon is dark brown.
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
couldssst we perhapsss add a "d" to "lgbtq" lessbianss, gaysss, bissexualsss, transssgenderss, queersss and also dragonsss
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
got quite the targeted ad over there; ssstill haven’t had an interesssted sssponssor of thisss acquisssition in my ko-fi unfortunately
Twitter advertisement for a “dragon pussy” candle Dragon pussy candle costs about $40 with shipping
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dragonposssting @ifiwasawyrm.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
mossst of thessse art in fact dragonsss acrosss variousss culturesss ! while I hath had mine “wyvernsss” riffss in daysss of yore, we ssshouldssst conssider that dragonss art dragonsss and they look different acrosss the realm, asss doesss man. I alwaysss thought Kirin were more unicornsss though.
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