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Matty 🏳️‍🌈

@ifitmattersatall.bsky.social
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South East UK 🌈👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻Partnered Gardening • Cats • Gamer • Emo Kid • Lego • ADHD • Occasionally NSFW 🔞 📸 instagram.com/mattyyyjamess

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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 15h
Day 3 #jocktober
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Completely inept at listening to music once again 🤦🏻
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Day 2 of #jocktober I have enough of them for the entire month but probably won’t be posting every day, just in case anyone is rolling their eyes at the thought of 31 of these posts 😂
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy 1st of #jocktober
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two weeks 😎☀️
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And it’s Monday again why?! #mcm
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning, Happy Friday! 😜
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Hello Monday, it’s you again #mcm
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Already putting money on Josh & Johannes not being asked back for Strictly next year 😑
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Weekend 💙
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Morning…Happy Friday! 😌
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Morning 😊
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The start of another week, have a good one! #mcm
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Busy weekend auditioning to replace Monty Don 😅🪏🪴
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally Friday 😁
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finally captured the stunning Hummingbird hawk-moth having seen them a few times this summer And also… Garden makeover in progress
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A Busy Saturday 😌
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s finally Friday! Have a good one! 😜
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pretty certain I listened to a lot more music last month than this says 🤔 Anyway Dolly is number one of course
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hello autumn 🍂
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If anyone sees my neighbour at Manchester Pride, tell him he’s a cunt
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finally Friday….4 Day Weekend! 😌🙌🏻
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
November can’t come fast enough, so glad I booked a few days off for it
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God has taken all the wrong cast members of Home Alone 2 this year, meanwhile at The White House 😒
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Actually motivated to do some work and the internet in the office isn’t working properly, so what am I to do 🤷🏻 Anyway, Good Morning 😊
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Good morning 🖤🩶🤍
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sunday in the crispy garden ☀️
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lasagne night, it’s been a while 😋
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Weird asshole neighbour has put his house on the market…I guess be careful what you wish for but tonight it a good night! 🙌🏻🥳
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Another week done! Happy Friday!
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good morning 😘
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Busy weekend and now it’s Monday again 😩 #mcm
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Next time I hope it is a nuclear missile, given how stupid some of the comments I’m seeing are, it’ll be for the best
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Ryan Reynolds' Hopeless Disappointment
ALT: Ryan Reynolds' Hopeless Disappointment
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So did everyone else just shit themselves 🙈
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy Friday folks 😘
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Good morning ☺️
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Monday! 😊 #mcm
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#caturday
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Supermarkets have already got the Christmas chocolate and Advent calendar’s on sale and I ain’t even mad cause this summer is loooonnggg
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thank god it’s finally Friday!
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Morning 😊 I started on Elvanse 3 weeks ago meaning i had to stop drinking caffeine, and for the first time in 12 years, I’ve gone 4 days without needing to take my anxiety meds! 🙌🏻 That is a real eye opener about what caffeine does to you!
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
OMG what is this wet stuff!! 😱
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Morning…this is too early for me 🥱
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Morning 😁 #tightywhitietuesday
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Another week begins #mcm
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tempted to grass up my neighbour who seems to think he’s exempt from the hosepipe ban, and of all the things I saw him watering, established olive trees which are drought tolerant, he’s an absolute prick tbh
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Takes almost 2 hours to water my garden with just a watering can, meanwhile water company bosses probably have their sprinklers on in the grounds of their mansions
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Day 3 off caffeine
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Schitt's Creek: Roland Schitt Collapses in Bed
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Monday again #mcm
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Matty 🏳️‍🌈 @ifitmattersatall.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Broken cat 🦫
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