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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦

@iellelea.bsky.social
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proud puggle momma, writer, illustrator, knitting fanatic, swimmer, urban farmer, & history dork, but mostly writer. This page will be a whole host of things I'm interested in & a place to vent. Also to debut some writing once I build up my confidence.

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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 16h
Does Rene speak French? Like fluently? (Granted what IS fluency, but that's a conversation for another day).
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 16h
We just watched this episode the other day. 😆
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's been a lot longer than 3 years. I've easily lost a decade of my life to this shit.
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(2/2)...playdates set by myself & other parents, trips to bounce houses vs climbing trees in backyards. Trunk or treats vs knocking on doors. It's all sanitized, safe and we're all spread out. Nearest family is 1hr away. I am so sorry that my son doesn't get that same world. It was beautiful.
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same. My mom is one of 14 kids. I have 22 cousins. I'm an only child (and am fine with it, I actually prefer it). I grew up in a small town w/ grandparents as my day care providers. My bff was their neighbor. We ran from one backyard to the next all day. Now the world is all backyard fences... (1/2)
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seriously. They picked the wrong direction to go. Most sleep studies researchers say that brighter mornings/darker evenings are a better fit for us. Almost everything we do evenings can be done with modern lighting, except golf and of course the 🎃 only care about that. 🙄
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aw happy birthday, Aiden! Also cleaned my fridge last week and omg, it's so lovely.
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Money. Clicks = money
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Mine Count
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just scored this little mint tin today, perfect for my knitting kit and spooky season! #knitlife #knittersofbluesky #knittingfun
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We still somewhat have them in the southern tier of NY. The flags are rare now (thank god, one asshole also had a Confederate flag too) but there are still far too many bumper stickers.
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are they actually crying because I'm still seeing the tiny dick trucks all over our town, speeding like they don't care about the price of gas or speeding tickets.
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And when you do find that one person who also loves the obscure music you love as much as you, it's super special. My coworker & I bonded over Stromae and it was so weird and fun. So I guess I find myself shrugging and go meh it's ok if we no longer have shared summer hits, long as we have music.
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So I don't really give country or a few other genres a second glance usually. That sort of behavior really does make it hard for there to be a share experience. But I'm not entirely convinced that it's a bad thing. It can make it harder to relate but people can find other shares experiences...
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Interesting read. I have noticed that when I was a kid I knew all sorts of different t songs from the radio. Hell I was a professional DJ for a few years. Now I don't turn on the radio at all. I don't do Spotify. And when I seek out new music I look for stuff similar to what I already listen to...
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My aunt passed away from a brain aneurysm one night during a game night with family. Just said she had a headache and hit the floor. It's terrifying when we're reminded that this shit can just...happen. my thoughts, prayers and love go out to Pac's friends and family. It's not right & it's not fair.
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Could have been anything. It could be his body couldn't handle staying in that shape, Could be a bad ticker, could be sleep apnea, could be an old fashion aneurysm. (My aunt said she had a headache hit the floor dead seconds later) Could slipped in the shower. Hug your loved ones. RIP Pac. :(
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moxley tickling with pac
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So let me get this straight..if they lose its because they didn't... *checks notes* ...get to cheat.
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Cedric The Entertainer: You Got That Right
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean it feels wrong, but I'm sure once you're inside it's all penis themed crap in the back and black lights. All the malls are dying, it's time for Spencer's to move to its next pokemon form. 😆
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Progress. I'm about halfway through the cowl. I can see the raglan pattern for the shoulders, although I'm not 💯 convinced I'm doing the right size 😆, we'll see I guess! But I'm very excited that so far the pattern has made sense. Hope that means I'm doing it right. #knit #tricot #knitlife #sweater
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watched it when I was a judgey teen who thought she had artsy cinematic taste (😆, kids). Fell in love with it completely and taught myself how to play the Scott Joplin soundtrack which I then would play along while watching it. ...I never said I was popular. 😆
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Robert Redford as Johnny Hooker in The Sting
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Watched 9 to 5 last week & the amount of smoking indoors didn't shock me, as I was a small child when it came out, but it did trigger memories of smoking vs "non smoking" sections at restaurants with no walls blocking the smoke and the old bowling alley haze (smoke). it's wild how fast I'd forgotten
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ow. I do not look forward to when we have to take the carpet off our stairs for this exact reason. Soooo many nails. Well, at least you're getting oak out of it!
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My husbands childhood home is right beside a series of beaver dams. I e watched them work from the kitchen window. Best I can tell it's a combination of both. They know what they're doing but they are pissed as hell if any water has escaped their control. 😆
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tell me you picked the unicorn! Lol, the little girl and me jumped up and down when I saw it 😆
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I miss when the only blanche I knew was a southern self described proud hussy and tramp. She was way more fun.
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Blanche: Take Me Now, Lord
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
8 out of 10 cats does countdown for my husband and I through the pandemic. QI is my go to when I want to watch something while soaking in the tub. Anything stormy and murdery is great for dark fall and winter nights and Monty Python is what fixes my soul when I hate the world. Thank you, england.
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lol, same happened to my husband's best friend. Army life is hard on a relationship. Harder yet when there are cultural differences too.
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lol, actions of my cousin, husband's best friend, another family friend and stories of my uncle all confirm this statement lol. Thankfully it's almost all been poor car choices 😆 one did get a wife though, she's now the ex wife and has the car. 😆
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
MapQuest busted their ass to get us android auto within a week of skyrocketing to #1 on various lists of downloaded apps. Meanwhile I am once again asking #bluesky to give us an edit button.
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Gordon Ramsay: Why Is It So Difficult?
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And for my birthday today, my kiddo got me... He's damn cold. Awesome. Thanks daycare, I hate it.
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Fallout Lucy Maclean: 'I hate it up here'
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They got android auto in beta now, so we can save the trees! 😆
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh that makes sense. Not sure if any of my other sweaters are I'll have to look. I have raglan tshirts but I imagine that won't work.
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No one holds grudges the way Dave does and I'm hear for it. His furniture toss in Colbert's final week as a final f to CBS was great lol
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That's a solid Simpsons joke 😆
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's the amy sweater from petite knit. It's a pretty square looking sweater with raglan shoulders so I'm not sure it would really mess with anything too much?? Idk I'm new to sweaters.
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ROFL! That's the best name ever. 😆
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My house already looks like this and I didn't win the lottery, I just keep going to yard sales and library sales 😆
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, nice! Thanks I'll check this out tonight :)
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh wow! Well that's a new fear unlocked 😆 I'll have to try that. Thanks
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ooh thanks I'll look those up! And thanks again for all the suggestions. I've knit for years but kinda fumbled past gauge unless it was real bad, my scarves and hats and gloves were usually quite forgiving 😆
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thanks! That makes me feel better. My stitch gauge is dead on. But I was so worried about armpits (I have wide shoulders and armholes have been an issue in many an off the rack coat) and my chest is larger so sometimes sweaters need more length. Whole thing has me nervous 😆
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thanks! Ugh, right now my problem is just trying to get started and hit gauge. I've got the stitch count right but the rows are 4 short :/ tried a needle size down only gained one row 🤷. I did block my gauge swatch so I know how much give it will have but yeah now my brain is stuck 😆
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You and I grew up with very different barn cats. Ours were constantly under foot, even the horse's lol (this was the late 90s, I just thought I was artsy back then with my B/W 35mm 😆)
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's an alpaca Peruvian wool blend. Super soft, quite stretchy. I did block it before measuring. Oddly enough it didn't change much 🤷
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(2/2) tried us5 and got 19/20 st with 27 rows. I've watched multiple yt videos on gauge. Some suggest adding stitches or knitting a size ⬆️ or ⬇️with stitch count issues, nobody says what to do with rows being long or short. I'm so confused. Any help is much appreciated. #knitlife #knittersofbluesky
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(1/2) Knitters of blue sky, I need your help. I'm utterly lost on figuring out the gauge for my first sweater (I've been knitting for years but I could always fudge gauge a little with past projects) so I tried a swatch with us6 4mm and got 20 st & 26 rows. Needed 20 x30... #knittersofbluesky #knit
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
20 years of knitting, I'm finally going to try to make a sweater. I've done magic loop, Italian cast ons, cable work etc on gloves, scarves, hats & more, so on paper I should have this. And yet this is the most terrified I've been of a knitting project in years. 😬🤞 #knitlife #tricot #knitting
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Also that song is a banger, it's impossible to make Jane Fonda look frumpy, and should I be worried that this woman might be my spirit animal? (And I don't even drink?) 😆 #ninetofive #dolly #9to5 #filmrewatch
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Atta Girl 9to5
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Ielle Lea 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @iellelea.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watched 9-5 last night to say bye to Dolly. Omg that movie holds up, a bit too well. Workplace sexual harassment, old boys club, low pay, unequal pay, lack of flexible hours, no daycare, overbearing office rules, office narcs, favoritism, embezzlement, hell even half the clothes are back! #ripdolly
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Dolly Parton's Surprised Look
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