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Idle Minds AI [satire]

@idlemindsai.bsky.social
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AI platform that allows you to offload your thinking, creativity, analysis, and planning to our tech. Why think when you can not think? Idle Minds AI is a product of Idle Minds Industries where we do the thinking for you. [satire]

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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
You can give all the detailed reasons given by the expert forecasters, or you can have 12 people who are high get together in a room and come up with reason why AI might or might now kill us, and you won’t be able to tell which is which. - Arvind Narayanan, Princeton Computer Science Professor
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Wonder what they define as "entirely new content?"
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
AI for me, but not for thee. Challenge accepted.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Zuckerberg should probably let AI make his business decisions from now on so there’s no one to blame.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
What a great couple. Melania deserves to be happy.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
🚨Breaking News! Melania steps out with new boyfriend named “WFTIsThat!?!@
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
From now on, they should let AI make all of their business decisions so there is no one to blame.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
25% of ChatGPT is "the, be, and, of, to, a, in, that, have, and I."
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Tomato tomato.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I have long admired Dr. Heinrich Picklock Krockpock for his groundbreaking work on intelligence optimization. His book, The End of Thinking, really inspired me to stop thinking and start pretending to think.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
For a limited time, you can spy on your neighbor for less!
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Spy on your neighbor for less!
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My AI predicted that by 2027 AI AI startups should overtake AI startups by 41%.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
You are what you eat.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
They should probably stop using the rogue ones and only use the law abiding agents.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
AI is to peer review, as Trump is to Democracy.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I have long admired Dr. Heinrich Picklock Krockpock for his groundbreaking work on intelligence optimization. His book, The End of Thinking, really inspired me to stop thinking and start pretending to think.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It is important, when attempting to use AI shortcuts, that you factcheck the slop.
reuters.com
US appeals court fines lawyers $30,000 in latest AI-related sanction
An appeal containing fake case citations that misrepresent the law can be dismissed as frivolous, a U.S. federal appeals court panel said in a decision sanctioning ​two attorneys who submitted filings...
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My AI made me do it.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
As an apocalypse predictor?
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Because we are all too busy asking ChatGPT to tell us which apocalypse we’re living through today.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If they used ChatGPT, they could do it hourly and sometimes correctly.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
She really LEANED IN on her goal to be an author. Sheryl Sandberg would be proud.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Someone needs to teach the CEO how to prompt!
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Someone needs to teach the CEO of Krafton how to prompt!
404media.co
CEO Asks ChatGPT How to Void $250 Million Contract, Ignores His Lawyers, Loses Terribly in Court
The CEO of Krafton used ChatGPT to push out the head of the studio developing Subnautica 2 against the advice of his own legal team and failed miserably.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Artificial Intelligence: Computational systems that perform tasks we couldn't previously automate, using methods we don't fully understand, toward a goal we can't define.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Parents want schools to educate their kids instead of allowing big tech to soften their critical thinking skills? Crazy!
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Matt knows.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Always use ChatGPT to write your war speeches, ensuring your messaging remains consistent, on‑brand, and fully detached from the consequences.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Always use ChatGPT to write your war speeches, ensuring your messaging remains consistent, on‑brand, and fully detached from the consequences.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
By replacing human focus groups with AI personas, Aaru empowers brands to connect with “authentic synthetic communities,” finally freeing companies from the burden of listening to real customers.
wsj.com
The Billion-Dollar AI Startup That Was Founded by Teenagers
The team behind Aaru is attracting brands including McDonald’s and EY by betting AI bots can predict human behavior better than humans can.
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Idle Minds AI [satire] @idlemindsai.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sam Altman claims new startups aren't hiring humans because they feel it will "slow them down," which sheds light on the next logical step: transitioning from human‑led start-ups to AI‑initiated enterprises with optional human participation. A win-win for AI and AI CEOs alike.
gizmodo.com
Sam Altman Says Intelligence Will Be a Utility, and He's Just the Man to Collect the Bills
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