idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Police got me under house arrest because there’s been 4 car crashes in the last week from everyone looking at me 010
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hate when someone knows my birth name, we all know my real name is pants big 010
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ai generate this, Ai generate that How about you Ai-fucking-die 001
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Eldest daughters aren’t dealing and feeling half of the shit you attribute to them 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Do you think if a make a wish kid wished to be a victim on Law and Order SVU, they’d let them? 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026In 2027 they should bring back Selena Gomez & The Scene 011
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If I get convicted for attempted murder, make sure I get the death penalty I’ll be embarrassed I didn’t get the job done 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The UK needs a Queen again because I’ll die for “Queen and Country”, I’m not dying for “King and Country” 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The internet stopped being fun when you could no longer say outlandish things because someone would take them serious and you’d get a knock at your door from the feds 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Need a belt with a big ass buckle like yesterday 010
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 09/05/2026My life boring, I need to start getting interesting so when I kill myself people blame the deep state 011
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I just wish I was a buxom blond big haired southern belle 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Grateful for MUNA and Muffins on this Saturday morning 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Just remembered Brittany Murphy ain’t here and shed a tear 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 03/03/2026the urge to act in increasingly self destructive ways before killing myself spectacularly is sooooo recently turned 26 coded of me 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Life has felt like a Stella Donnelly song lately 110
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Not every Dan can be “the Man” Some of you just are just Dan, or better yet - a Daniel 110
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Going to get more annoying (starting a podcast) 030
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 18/11/2025How they always got awful covers of songs that play in public in Ubers 010
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I leave my country to go shitpost in another, there’s nobody doing it like me 010
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 11/11/2025They better have Freddy hang dong in the new FNAF movie or I’m not watching 010
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 29/09/2025My death is foretold in a Simpsons episode yet to air 010
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Might have to get in my science era really quick so when war breaks out, I’m the one piloting mechs 010
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Didn’t get invited to the lesbian line dancing party 💔 010
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I get high and start saying stuff like “man I can’t believe the dish ran away with the spoon” 010
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 23/06/2025You tell me i can either box Johnny Depp or get my student loans paid off I’m giving him CTE 011
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I miss the 2010s because Sabrina Carpenter would have her own Sims expansion by now 010
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Sometimes I forget English is my first language 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Friend got mad at me for being depressed and suicidal and not returning their messages, might kill myself out of fucking spite now 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 22/04/2025It’s suspicious how the first Easter I get a gun is the one where the Easter Bunny doesn’t show up and instead sends my parents with the eggs instead. Hmmm 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 21/04/2025How do I blame the Pope dying on Harvey Weinstein 000
idkwho.bsky.social @idkwho.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Do you think Princess Diana would want a gay son or thot daughter? 110
