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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I could see 💩🤡 replacing Whiskey Pete with Sean Duffy because that guy sucks, too.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I’m okay with Florida and Texas being given the Argentinian beef. Look away, people.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

So…Natalie Harp is Eva Braun? Can we skip ahead to the best part?

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

AJ Preller did not trade Miller or Morejon because he knows that if that had happened, Machado, Tatis, Merrill et al. would have cratered and called it a season. Middling starting pitchers are better than nothing.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Once COVID-19 happened, I believe many in 💩🤡’s orbit wanted a higher mass casualty event. They wanted to cull the population. Fauci got in the way.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I hope he shat in his big boy diaper and all of the Dodgers — but especially Ohtani — got to inhale the fumes.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

We can add Andy Beshear to the Chuck Schumers of the world list.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

May all of these evil, old white men (and Clarence) start dropping like flies.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Kudos to the Anaheim Convention Center having an all-gender restroom. You know what people did in there? They went to the bathroom and then left. #VidCon

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Same team, new name (if ballparks can do it, why not the actual teams): San Francisco Giant Christofascists.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A win is a win is a win. But we need to start hitting better and harder. #Padres #Democrats

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Padres have the second best WL percentage in baseball. That’s a win in my book. Also, FDJT.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Bob Costas trash talking Clark Schmidt to no end after Willy Adames should’ve put the ball in his pocket instead of trying for a double play on a Jazz Chisolm grounder to first base is peak Costas. And I don’t even like the Giants.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

So Melania got in with an Epstein Visa not an Einstein Visa, right?

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Italy, you had one job: Let Mexico win. Idiots.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I dunno, Dem Leadership. Maybe take to the streets and get the country outside protesting daily.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Can we strap Lindsey Graham on the first nuke we send over to Iran? Asking for a friend.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

The clown is going to nuke Iran to get himself out of his own mess, isn’t he?

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

At this point, Thomas Massie is a better fighter for our country than the Democratic leadership.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

War IS Peace is this stupid timeline. Duh.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I must find a #LempickaTheMusical Korean poster. Want in an understatement.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Is it just me or is Melania much worse this go ‘round? Want her to just go away forever and ever.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

“Eres Tu” went to #9 on the Top 100 chart in 1974. I was there. It was a big song. The GOP sucks now with their whipped up, pearl clutching culture wars.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

All of the SB commercials seemed to be selling AI and they must’ve been written by AI, too, because they all sucked.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

This Boomer with the Gen Z kids (it’s possible) went to see Iron Lung last night—because I’m not a curmudgeon.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Somebody needs to make a Good and Pretti sign (based off the Good and Plenty candy box). Remember their names.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

No one is gonna 25A the 💩🤡. Move on from calling for this. Vance, Miller, Vought, Rubio, Musk, Thiel, even Susie Wiles, are getting what they want and need from this ass clown. They are drunk on the power. They probably welcome his dementia.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I’ve seen the memes. Rando babies have longer middle fingers when they flip the bird.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Crickets from the “ Don’t Tread on Me” crowd. Bunch of incel losers.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Anyone who dumps on Kamala Harris for whatever this timeline is gets immediately blocked. GFY

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

They should have been cancelling their performances at the Kennedy Center BEFORE he slapped his name on it.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I will block @myatproto ‘til the cows come home, dagnubit!

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

🎼“Christmas comes this time each year.” Chef’s kiss, Beach Boys.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Hope Pat Summerall’s rotting in hell for not pulling out.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I would be okay with Philip Rivers taking the Colts to the Super Bowl.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Why are there so many one-name, scrawny Asian chicks on Bluesky?!

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

MAGA Christians (Fundies) are obsessed with the blood of Christ. They want to bathe in it. They talk and sing about it endlessly. This is a post about Charlie Kirk.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

For the love of God: Santa Clause is not quite up and not quite down so get him unstuck from Ella Fitzgerald’s chimney. Please!

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Next up: He’s gonna want some stupid, vainglorious 60’ to 100’ concrete statue of himself on the National Mall.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

You know after that Mamdani visit to the WH, ol’ JD is stewing and plotting behind the scenes to 25th A. the orange clown.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

The Seidler Bros. are slime. The Padres belong to Sheel Seidler and Peter’s kids.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Thanks for rolling over and playing dead, Milwaukee Brewers. First Snell and now Yamamoto. Ugh.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I just cannot listen to snippets of Kamala Harris speaking on her book tour because it makes me sad for what we could have had. The USA sucks.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

CA ballot already submitted. Of course, Yes on 50.

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IdiotPadresFan @idiotpadresfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I think I’m the only person on the planet who can’t stand Ohtani.

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