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What's her follow-up? "Were you at an Atlanta Hawks game in Atlanta?"

They were horrified by the lack of zeroes in her grift. Anybody in Trumpland who only asks for chump change is summarily dismissed.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Short synopsis: Tillis, of Tillis and BuddTed fame, found out he couldn't be a lobbyist post-Senate, so he's trying the tell-all grift.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Copperheads are similar, coil, remain still, retreat, strike as a last resort. Let em live!

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah, but Leon Panetta never had hair and makeup like Whisky Pete.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Im their defense, which pains me enormously to write, the Democrats did the same thing from reconstruction until they lost power to the same people as they changed parties to become Republicans. Oh for ranked voting or non-partisan redistricting!

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Whoops, my bad. I saw it as slap stick comedy.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The rats are leaving the ship.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

93 is middle aged in Iowa, not old.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Modern taxidermy is incredible!

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's all part of an AI plot to inspire massive nuclear strikes from every nation that has these weapons. Humans gone. Mission accomplished.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

His hair and makeup are perfect though.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Ask my three children. Any time we crossed the Eno on Cole Mill road, I told them it was the mightiest river in North America. Now, they say it too.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The god that Ken Paxton worships has a penis that can split mountains.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Thank you for spelling his name correctly.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hey! Send me. I'd love to go if it's free.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nature is recovering from a hydrocarbon infection that led to the creation of humans to find and destroy them. Eons from now, nature will only remember a mild cold.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

When I hear it twice, I'll know it's as good as it was in 1883.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Nice. But anyone who doesn't spell it "DRUMPF" is bending the knee.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Billionaires hate any benefit that is given equally. With some variance, kids all eat about the same amount. That sucks if you're used to the government giving you more than everyone else in subsidies and tax cuts.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

And THC. Both give Republican lawmakers pause as they consider how to fight an uphill battle. Most of all, everyone loved Dolly. She's the most uniting American in my lifetime.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

That shade of blue looks very familiar. 🤔

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Ammosexuals do some kinky stuff

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I think you meant The Hospice House.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Thank you for spelling his name correctly.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It's been a while since he dropped a MOAB.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

He went on to die of sepsis after his bladder burst. He couldn't leave the banquet table until the king of Sweden did and it was too much to hold in.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Good luck! Howard set the bar pretty high for HBCU men's soccer. Enjoy the beautiful game and best wishes.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Clearly AI. She's not smiling and there's a clothespin on her nose. No way.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Dotard Drumpf. It rolls off the tongue.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Two things unite maga and progressives - a loathing of data centers and THC.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Don't be shy about spelling the whole name D R U M P F.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Imagine putting the money we spent keeping the two straits open all these years going into renewable energy. Our navy serves to enable fossil fuels to remain competitive.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If Iran is in a poker game, they'll discard their nuclear program card before they let the strait open under anyone's terms but their own.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

They want to be lobbyists after they leave, so they can't afford to burn bridges.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

USA often has the best weapons. USA always has the most expensive weapons.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

But gosh, his hair and makeup are perfect, so I guess it's ok.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Hey! Could you do me a favor? Give me the name of that neighbor. And I'll give him ten. If he'll do it again. It's a pleasure that we would all savor.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

You can't prove he's spineless.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Every MAGA fan had that poster on the wall, back in the day.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Way past time. Although, not to be harsh, he isn't hard to avoid. Change your feed.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Cassius Clay got death threats when he chose a new name. Drumpf's grandfather got another layer between himself and military service.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Let's clean this up for the pro and anti second amendment crowd: Gun goes off by accident, no deaths reported. Idiot's gun injures two.

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Bert Wolf @idgarabert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The color of your skin shows how recently your ancestors lived near or far from the equator.

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