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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yeah dude. Ditch your mower. The pig will just eat every blade of grass. Who gives a shit about Anything.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I saw Ken Jennings in the grocery store yesterday and when we locked eyes he started walking faster in the opposite direction so I followed him around and started screaming at him

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Ken Jennings? Ohhh yeah we go way back I saw his pants had holes in them and his shoes did too so I so I got all of his friends and family and acquaintances together and we surprised him in his apartment by laughing at him and calling him names like Holes In Shoes Ken

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Yeah me and Ken Jennings go way back he held me underwater for a full minute at the pool and called me a pussy so I fed his dog chocolate

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Yeah I met Ken Jennings once he tried to dap me up but I just started screaming he had a knife and that he was trying to hurt me

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I need someone to tell me their deepest darkest secret... IMMEDIATELY!

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Everybody talks about Gramps Platner's Nazi tattoo, but can we talk about how Mark Amodei literally has a tiny Hitler on his shoulder at all times?

Mark amodei with his afformentioned shoulder hitler

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I was smoking a fat blunt and I passed it to my buddy but before he grabbed it I dipped it in PCP, LSD, MDMA, and Psilocybin Extract. I also didn't tell him there's coke and meth and heroin in the blunt. Lol

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Okay so to be fucking real here for a second I am so sick of my roomates. I share a 15th story NYC apartment with 3 French businessmen and I'm going fucking crazy. Every morning I wake up and all of our butter has been used to make a hundred pastries they eat one of and throw the rest away. Last

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

After I go to the bathroom when I wash my hands instead of putting soap on my hands i put soap on my dick and wash my dick instead of washing my hands and i rub my dick dry on the silk handtowel I have in my bathroom and I go about my day

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

My Beautiful Sick Fucked Up Fantasy Is My Favorite Kanye Album. I Love Wolfs and the Clapping One

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Hoes Call Me The King The Way I Always Eating Dinner

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

If you'd just give me some good sloppy toppy! And let me pu-ll! Your hair! Hope you enjoy it! Your friend, James Daniel Rolfe.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

@lunette.bsky.social I wrote a song for you: *ahem* (to the tune of "Meet Me In St. Louis) Could I get some sloppy toppy? Could I pull your hair? Don't tell me to jerk off, I won't! I need this more than air! I'll let you suck my meat silly! You'll be slopping on my willy! (continued.)

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Albert Einstein put one rock in his mother's shoe every day.💡🌱🧠 #thegenius #factoftheday #history

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Quote: "It takes more muscles to think than to work out. Nerds have it harder than Jocks." - Alberto Einstein. #Smartfetish #SexualIntelligence

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Albert Einstein Crushed One Worm With His Shoe Every Day. 🌱💡🧠 #SmartQuotes

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Do you know this woman? She is named Mrs. Adolf Hitlar Saddam Hussein Al Qaeda Smith.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Naw Naw Naw Bitch You Ain't Getting My Philo Password Naw Naw Naw.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

This must be one of those glitched posts with no 1000 shares haha

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Everybody talks about Gramps Platner's Nazi tattoo, but can we talk about how Mark Amodei literally has a tiny Hitler on his shoulder at all times?

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

In Germany they bury you alive if you don't make short form video content about how convenient it is to live in Germany

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Who's going to match my love? Match my lust for life? Who wants to Hike and Chill? Does anyone these days even want a lasting relationship? Or is it all just hookups.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

The boner store is calling, they would like their penis back lol.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I got bit by a rabid uncle whilst trying to view his clutch of nephews

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

My plug's last words were "The cake is a lie" I did not know he was chill like that

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

They call me America's Passtime because I'm sucking dick and taking names.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

You have to eat the penis fruit that grows bountiful from penis root to enlarge your penis size but don't eat to much or you'll die

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

You shit from your asshole, but get fucked in the butthole. 🌿💡📚 Visit the affiliate link in my bio!

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Yep. This is the app I use for the buttplug I shove up my asshole. I'm a regular person just like you.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Going to Cock Church for Cock Worship on Cock Sunday

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

If you remember the reign of Moldok the Green-Fanged you are entitled to a Warrior's Discount 😂🤣

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I'm donating One hundred thousand of my own dollars to the Mitt Romney campaign.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Holding my penis in my hand to piss and then I jerk off into the toilet.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I've had a hard time jerking my penis lately... maybe if I... aha! That's it! I've done it! With semen to show for it!

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Last night, I had a strange dream.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Yeah bro this fist machine is gonna break your fucking eating machine if you dont stop talking to my chick about philosophy

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Every day I put a hundred lions into a shredder and eat lion meat by my fired place

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I'm sucking off a hundred cocks a minute.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I have invented a dangerous machine.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I guess everyone just wants me to put a gun in my mouth that has bullets in it and then pull the trigger of the gun and blow my fucking brains out onto the ceiling

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I've got the most sexual boner right now.

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The Smart One @idgafsoldier.bsky.social · 18/12/2025