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Phil

@idefkanymoreman.bsky.social
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Writer, critic, gay, smart enough "so what, who cares"

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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 11h
Kinda crazy that Zoe Kazan is a nepo baby, benefiting from the career of her grandfather who cowardly named people like, idk, Philip Loeb who ultimately committed suicide after his Hollywood blacklisting. But go off queen, remake your grandpa's movie into a Netflix miniseries.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 16h
My husband scheduled our covid/flu shots for tomorrow so I'm going to hunt down a red beret for the occasion
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1
cate blanchett in the talented mr ripley looking stunning in white fuzzy clothes with a white fuzzy hat and blond hair and a red lipCate blanchett in Alpha Gang in a dark leather jacket with studding on the back that likely says "alpha gang" though you can only see the second G, and she has on a leather eye patch with studs on it to make a eyelash and a tear
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw a whole cooked octopus at my local grocery store's fish counter and I couldn't help but feel like I was witnessing a felony crime. How the fuck can anyone eat octopus in 2026? These are basically alien gods that live in our water.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF
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Julianne Moore: Shame on You!
ALT: Julianne Moore: Shame on You!
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NOW GAY COWBOY IS SAYING "I hate to turn on a doll" about suspecting GAY LAWYER wtf gays, words have meaning #traitors #traitorsnewblood
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of my favorite Christmas movies has a 14%. It's a perfect Christmas murder movie starring: Steve Martin, Rita Wilson, Madeleine Kahn, Juliette Lewis, Anthony LaPaglia, Garry Shandling, Adam Sandler, and LIEV SCHREIBER AS A TRANS WOMAN *plus* Parker Posey & Jon Stewart as angry rollberladers!
the rotten tomatoes page for Nora Ephron's Mixed Nuts starring Steve Martin and Rita Wilson. It has a 16% tomatometer.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching #traitorsnewblood and the gay lawyer at breakfast said "I hope they don't get rid of [gay cowboy, idk his name]" and then said "Don't come for the dolls" EXCUSE YOU but you're white cis gay men not dolls wtf
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
James Carville turning into Gollum, cajun style.
Gollum sad
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made turkey bolognese this week because I knew I wanted to make bolognese but I also knew some shit like this was coming
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bisexual Visibility Day to retired bisexual and my absolute fave, Tom Hardy. I just love him so effing much.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I recently told someone that when I was younger my celebrity lookalike was Elijah Wood and they didn't believe me. Here I am on Halloween when I was 21. Am I wrong?
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Signed back up for @newyorker.com after a ~7 year break and they sent me a tote bag that I did not want nor need, so as I am making bags from old quilt-testing projects, I decide to upcycle the famous New Yorker tote (interior of bag still in progress) #crafting #procraftination
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Blue Ivan Carter-Knowles Anderson-Hamovit aka Bagwan aka Dr. Sandwich aka DJ Blue appreciation post. Ivan is the middle child, and he is the smartest and most talkative of our three cats, and if you ever come over to our house, he'll be up in your business because he loves people.
Blue Ivan and Sherwood on a bed, Ivan's paws wrapped around the book Superstars by Ann ScottBlue Ivan, a Russian blue cat, has crawled up onto window ledge to look outside.Blue Ivan is curled up and my human hand is scritching his headBlue Ivan is caught mid-lick. He was licking his paw to continue his afternoon cleaning.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope this guy wins his election.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Checked instagram on my desktop because I deleted the app. Saw that Nicole Eisenman liked a comment I made about a gay bar in New Haven. Then saw in explore that straight comedians are doing way too many gay jokes.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People on Reddit (fantasists): BMW drivers are the worst drivers on the road! The worst people ever! Me (a Subaru-driving realist): I have never seen a Dodge on the road driven by a decent human being. Caravan? Ram? Durango? Asshole. Charger? Asshole, and probably Disney Adult too.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We need to bring back shame.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember when the large hadron collider split the Higgs Boson and then a man from the future showed up and told them to be careful because CERN was going to split the universe with that thing if they weren't careful. They put that guy in a jail cell and then he disappeared. Anyway, FUCK AI.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love cozy murders, but maybe that's because I love rich socialites killing each other and old lady sleuths. Has there ever been cozy murder in a working class setting? Can't see Miss Marple in a northern mining town in the middle of a strike trying to solve who cleverly killed a scab...
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The more correct version is "Yeah I was going to go to that 70mm screening but I decided to stay home because I was tired from doing absolutely shit-all today, plus it'll be playing again next week. I will be skipping then too."
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So in Los Angeles today an SUV rammed into the side of a metro bus and killed 2, then the local news was covering the bus crash and sent a helicopter which also crashed killing 3. Wtf.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Deleted social apps and put my phone in grayscale. I am going to commit to dumbing down technologically. I can't be on my phone as much as I've been the past couple of years. I used to be someone with a brain and memory and thoughts, and I need to know if it's aging or tech killing that...
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macaulay Culkin... Weird little guy. <3
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love Dolly as much as everyone else (who doesn't love Dolly?) but I thought that Reba singing moment was going to turn into a whole in memoriam. It's odd to have a "let's remember Dolly" section for a great, great woman, but a woman who was *rarely* on television ... at the *Emmys*
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rachel Sennot and Odess A'zion... no, sorry. It's a no.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
John Mulaney winning the night by holding the room hostage with threats of masculinity.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Welsh accent is… hot but silly
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yikes. That Emmy’s opener.
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Confused Girl Meme
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
omg omg omg
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not only have programs and apps been inundated with useless AI bullshit, but somehow they are getting stupider about grammar and spelling. Apple wants me to change "am" to "are" despite the subject being "I" and Adobe doesn't know about equivalency or non sequiturs.
"When am I getting a movie with George Mackay and Harris Dickinson as twin brothers who are like, idk, British gangster?" For some reason Apple has underlined "am" with blue dots which when I clicked offered "are""There various non sequiturs are working well and giving some insight into ..." Sequiturs has a squiggly red line underneath"good, an interesting false equivalency" with equivalency underlined with red squigglies
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Refocused on work, but saw a mosquito, killed it, laughed, called it a dead fucking asshole. Really reserve that bloodlust for mosquitoes, but I can think of a few people in power I would call dead fucking assholes should they get similarly crushed.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have an insane to-do list for the next couple days and instead I spent today on Reddit reading posts in subreddits I'd never heard of and that are hyperspecific about subjects I don't care about.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what the fuck lol. Good for them! But they both need to ease up on the lip filler.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know the strength of my psychic powers each day by how I do on wordle
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you all don’t know Ralph, you don’t know ball (I’m still trying to figure out if this man is joking or a joke)
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think I'd like to teach a workshop on formatting and what it means. What is a novelist signalling when she doesn't use quotation marks for dialogue? What does white space mean in terms of time and perspective shift? How are you supposed to perceive large swaths of text that have been italicized?
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For Tummy Tuesday here's a picture of me and twin in the Gemäldegalerie in Berlin in 2017. Hate to say it, but I think I'm more twin's shape now in 2026. I should go back to Berlin.
a picture of me in the Gemäldegalerie in Berlin in 2017 in front a of a painting of a fat man in profile in a painting by Charles Mellin titled "Portrait of a Gentleman"
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BlueSky discover tab is like 'hey do you want to see posts from this 40-year-old straight baseball fan? No? How about a guy who looks just like him but is gay and naked?'
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The heated debate on NextDoor and r/LosAngeles is whether or not dog owners should put their poo bags in other people's trash bins, and I have to say I fucking hate it and if it's your dog, you keep that shit to yourself in your own fucking trash bin. I don't want to smell your dog's shit!
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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F.A.M.B.ily. issue 2
F.A.M.B.ily. is a newsletter about Food, Art, Movies, Books, and to all that I can say “I love you” or “I loathe you.”
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Happy birthday to me, Reacher is back and holding a cat
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Going out of town tomorrow and washing all our sheets and linens now because it is so nice to come home to clean sheets on your own bed
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sometimes when I eat an everything bagel like I am now, all I can think is, “Everything Everywhere All at Once didn’t deserve *all* of those Oscars.”
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Who does her eyebrows?
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No one now can ever be as cool as anyone who lived in the era of smoking indoors.
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Made a bear bag for Sam Taggart, he told me he brought it on stage last night at his show in San Francisco! <3
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You ever have a weird just absolutely smitten crush on some random minor celebrity? My toes curl and my heart flutters when I see Charlie Hall. He's Julia Louis-Dreyfus's son and he's gained a little weight in the face and omg so hot
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have a feeling this person has no sense of humor and uses all caps
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Phil @idefkanymoreman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sent to the pound
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