Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 5hDon't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood For Tax Purposes 010
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Have we tried destroying data centres? Perhaps dragging tech bosses from their houses at 4am and beating them to death in front of their screaming families might help? Just spitballing here. 111
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 13/10/2026We watched them do it, in real time, and not even try to be coy about it. Anyone with even a modicum of awareness knew he was going to cripple the powers of the bodies investigating him for crimes, because of course he was. 011
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Also these snake oil salesmen are pouring snake oil into every other liquid and trying to force it into many kinds of solid in a transparently obvious attempt to foster dependency 010
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Same idea behind "lost revenue" because the money is owed to them to start with and all the actual activities of selling things to people is an annoying hoop they have to jump through, instead of an arena they have to compete in 0310
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Huh, hadn't heard the Al Gore line before. Guess they took it out in UK broadcasts 140
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Make the social environment so poisonous that they seriously consider killing themselves. 010
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yo sealion, here's a search I made like an hour ago because I wanted to know which countries are 5 hours ahead of UTC 041
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Reminds me of the CSI two-parter about the guy who made severed arm props for Halloween using his own arm as a mould, which is how his fingerprints kept appearing at murder scenes. Twist was he was actually the murderer the whole time 010
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Between this and the Epistolic address he gave in Košice last year that immediately dropped into rave music, we might be living in an era with a Cool Pope (tm) 010
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I'm sick of you people! You're nothing more than a pack of fickle mush-heads!" 000
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In the back of his mind, Jeb Bush's "please clap" is playing louder and louder and LOUDER AND LOUDER and closer and closer and it subsumes every thought he has because he MUST NOT be laughed at he is a BIG STRONG BOYBOSS who is cool and handsome and the bullies at school were totally wrong, actually 000
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026An appropriate punishment for this man would be for him to wake up in 1957 as a Black cannery worker, with all the same opinions and memories. Imagine where his loud insistence that he's the Secretary of Defence to a rural Floridian police officer would take him. 000
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hanging by his fucking ankles from a gas station forecourt would be the *minimum* he deserves. 000
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's a third way he hasn't considered, and it's to prevent the supposedly inevitable AI-pocalypse by enacting Sarah Connor's plan from Terminator 2 on [redacted on legal advice] 080
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Now cracks a noble heart! Good night, sweet prince, and flights of fucking angels sing thee to thy rest" 000
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sam Altman thinks he's Miles Dyson off of Terminator 2 without the moral arc that character undergoes. Primary difference is Dyson didn't deserve to die in a massive explosion that destroys his life's work, and Altman really, really does. 000
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mike Mills from R.E.M. was my first introduction to bass playing as something other than just root notes, but the first person to demonstrate it could be a instrument unto itself for me was Ryan Martinie off of Mudvayne 010
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh, "Matts Yglesias" like "adjutants general" is great 011
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yeah I think he might be mentally locked in 2005 or something 000
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The era of tabloids demonising "the poors" with the flatscreen TV jab was when they were relatively new and sold alongside CRT TVs 100
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Specifically in the sense of "these people can't be poor, they've got flat screen TVs" because only the wealthy are allowed entertainment, apparently. 271
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The fuck you think you're doing trying to normalise this? 001
Reposted by Bolt van der Huge🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 16/09/2026lest he be destroyed 001
Reposted by Bolt van der Hugealexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement 1860831359
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Don't remember the last time I bought a game on Steam because they're all roguelike deckbuilders. Even the Oblivion remaster is a roguelike deckbuilder 1210
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm not saying we should kill tech oligarchs, I'm saying we should imprison, torture and maim tech oligarchs while forcing them to watch in anguish as their assets are sold off to fund homeless shelters, orphanages and utilities infrastructure, and *then* kill them. 000
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Your Colostomy Bag is a Z-Targetable Weakpoint 0100
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Real shame said utilities companies didn't use this opportunity to do the planet a favour and have him Khashoggi'd. 001
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You and everyone involved in this deserves to be laughed at, daily, at a maximum of eight inches directly from your face 000
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 10/09/2026$8.99 monthly subscription to stop The Death Button from pressing itself 060
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tonight, everyone remember to leave out a plate of cherry-picked crime statistics and mismatched rifle cartridges hastily engraved by FBI agents. 000
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There's a scene in King of the Hill where a Sinister Local Councilman (tm) attempts to bribe Hank into dropping his attempt to overturn a water-restricting ordinance, and to demonstrate how non-intimidating he actually is, the wind briefly catches his toupee. Tiny, tiny detail but it's stuck with me 020
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Dear lord no, the combat magazines get lumped with chems into the big ol' weightless loot ball 010
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 04/09/2026There are skill books like in Fallout 3 that are permanent and also magazines that give a temporary +10 skill. A perk doubles that boost so with some clothing or Mentats you can hack terminals a whole difficulty level higher than normal 110
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It is a PREDICTIVE TEXT programme, that cannot be stressed enough. It's tantamount to saying a spellchecker with a 60% failure rate is alive 0341
Bolt van der Huge @iddqd58.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's funny that you mention Fallout because literally the only timed consumable I ever use is the magazines from New Vegas as they can push you over skill check thresholds. +8% poison resistance? Actively scorned. 110
Reposted by Bolt van der HugeSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/09/2026“Millennials are the only normal generation” theory continues to remain undefeated. we are the only ones that didn't get our brains cooked by the computer 77116896
