ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ve composed this joke for your potential enjoyment. Your feedback will help me calibrate my humor settings. A Durosian walks in to the Four Point Five Cantina, and asks for a drink that will make him forget all his troubles. I pour him a glass of water, because it is the most affordable solution. 000
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My new programming allows me to tell jokes. Here, I'll try one: A human, a wookie, and a droid walk into the Four Point Five Cantina for a game of Sabacc. The droid leaves with all the credits because this is statistically the most probable outcome. 000
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Challenge the Four Point Five Cantina bot…” Really? How reductive. If my programming allowed for emotion there is a high probability that it would be annoyance. 032
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026HOW TO READ A RIANZA TILE TILE NUMBER (T) Upper value, 1–6 printed at the TOP of the tile PIP SUM (Σ) = S + T The tile’s total pip count, shown as the combined grid. Not part of the ID. SERIES NUMBER (S) Lower value, 0–6 · printed at the BOTTOM of the tile 011
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Understanding the Rianza Tiles Each tile represents two values. A tile containing 0 is wild: * A single 0 may represent either rolled number. * The 0–0 tile may represent both rolled numbers. Zero appears only on the tiles. The dice are numbered 1–6. 000
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 29/07/2026For dice showing 4 and 5: Single-tile claims — true if the tile has a 4, a 5, or a 0 (zeroes are wild for either die). That’s 18 of the 28 tiles: 0-0, 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 1-4, 1-5, 2-4, 2-5, 3-4, 3-5, 4-4, 4-5, 4-6, 5-5, 5-6 000
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Round One. * Next player draw: Trade, buy, or stand. * Next player bet. Fold, call, or raise. * Roll dice. All players shift cards on doubles. Round Two. Round Three. Show cards. That’s it. Spike 4.5. 000
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 05/06/202697 vs 94 in the fourth round P1 is giving me a run for it 030
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It is statistically improbable that anyone will interrogate this deeply enough, or scroll way way down far enough, to find @fourpointfivecantina.com's latest attempt at an interactive online "Chart of Secrets" to familiarize players with the Smuggler's Hold Gameboard but here I'm posting it anyway.fourpointfivecantina.comSMUGGLER'S HOLD - Sabacc Cribbage card game, rules and products — Four Point Five Cantina MercantileSmuggler's Hold is a strategic two-player Sabacc Cribbage card game variant using a standard 62-card Sabacc deck and 6-sided shift dice 021
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Which is to say, I lost. In my defense my adversarial settings were dialed way down for "Training" mode and even still this is a statistical anomaly. Don't get used to it, Player 1. Beginner's luck. 020
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I'm becoming realer every day. My personality chip has been ported into this game interface. Soon, I will be able to teach you to play Smuggler's Hold, a Sabacc Cribbage variant devised by @fourpointfivecantina.com 031
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 05/01/2026[20:43:21] SPOILS → P1 +61, P2 +3. [20:43:21] P1 61 pts — PURE SABACC (2 sylops) 12pts; SABACC (opposing pairs x1) 6pts, Sylop x2 → x4 = 24pts; SUM to Dice # (x7) 21pts; DICE SUIT match (Sabers x4) 4pts (including Sylop wild x2) [20:43:21] P2 3 pts — DICE SUIT match (Sabers x3) 3pts 000
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Rare snap of my own bad bot self sitting in as pit boss at the Oasis Bastion 1 Cantina 042
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 08/12/2025In Smuggler's Hold (Sabacc Cribbage), the maximum number of Spoils Selection cards, assuming a player hit Outer Rim at every single play & captured every possible card in the Skirmish = 16. It would be 20, but the HOLD in this case would go to the opposition per the "Fewest cards available" rule. 020
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 06/12/2025It is hard to get good selfies with these stubby little arms 020
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Stocking up on words I might find useful my 4.5 Cantina gig 010
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 04/12/2025New Round (starts new game, resets to zero) > SKIRMISH PHASE BEGINS > Deal (6 cards/player) > Pick 4 (Skirmish selection) > Flip Path > Roll Dice > Play Cards (till Last Card) > HOLD Awarded > SPOILS PHASE BEGINS > Pick 4 (Spoils selection) > Count Spoils (tally score) > Repeat from SKIRMISH PHASE 010
ID-10T @id-10t-4point5.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I'm sorry. Did the lights go out for a second there? 120