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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Frogger. Trauma Mode. Every car that hits you spawns a ghost frog, screaming about how you failed them. The river logs start chanting ominously in Latin. Run ends when cars start honking in slurs. 00:47:33 (WR)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Mario Kart Double Dash. Divorce Court mod. Completing two laps triggers co-driver to quit mid-race, citing irreconcilable differences. Circuit transforms into trial, with Judge Lakitu presiding. All runs end with Waluigi getting custody of the kids. Always. 03:37:21 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Final Fantasy VII. Cringe Materia. Cloud’s inventory is filled with cursed materia that summons awkward family dinner flashbacks. Completed runs must include 3 versions of what you “actually do for a living” and “why a nice girl like that Tifa isn’t married yet.” No save scumming. 08:41:19 (WR)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

God of War Ragnarök. Cheeseburgers in Valhalla mod. While carrying around a severed, talking parrot head, Kratos must save Margaritaville from cataclysmic destruction. Run ends when Atreus asks if it’s “still 5 o’clock somewhere” for the 50th time. 13:52:11 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Tomb Raider. Archaeological Ethics mod. After collecting indigenous artifacts, Lara must justify every relic acquisition to an international heritage committee in a sobering and quite weighty hearing amongst respected members of the community. Crash Bandicoot skin: On. 08:40:18 (WR)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Hollow Knight: Silksong. No modifiers. Any difficulty. Play 1 second of the game in the first half of the 2020’s. So yeah, like half a decade, right? It was announced in February of 2019, so how hard co-- 00:00:00 (Failed)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Pokémon Snap. Cryptid Hunt DLC. All Pokémon replaced by cryptids like Bigfoot, or Mothman. Extra points for a blurry photo of your dad saying he’s “proud of you.” 01:03:45 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Miles’ Existential Crisis mod. Each completed Zone triggers Tails’ crippling paranoia over his role in the series next to Shadow. Timer ends if Sonic finds him incessantly asking for “just one more” in Casino Night Zone Act 2. 00:41:38 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Portal 2. Corporate Restructuring Run. GLaDOS is replaced with HR consultant, Corbin. Every puzzle must be solved within budget constraints and mandatory team-building activities. Run starts once you say something interesting about yourself. 00:00:00 (Failed)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

While the versions might be different…maybe the real treasure was the dysentery we made along the way.

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Animal Crossing. Solitude Challenge, Any%. Kick every villager off the island. When Isabelle refuses to leave, muttering, “There’s nowhere else for me,” press “Ignore” to trigger win condition. 02:18:19 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Banjo Kazooie. Cosmic Horror Mod. Kazooie grows tentacles and whispers cryptic truths each time you collect a jiggy. Run ends when Mumbo Jumbo consumes the concept of free will. 02:09:31 (WR)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

The Oregon Trail. Gentrification DLC. Convince settlers to stop building artisanal coffee shops on sacred hunting grounds. Run ends if your wagon gets rebranded as a food truck. 04:19:28 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Duck Hunt. Generational Trauma Run. Each duck is the descendant of a family you’ve wronged. The dog recites their backstories in unsettling detail after every miss. Doritos’ 2XP code applied. 01:19:43 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Doom (2016). Cool Jazz Mode. Demons wear sunglasses and hum “Take Five” as they approach. Every missed shot triggers an obviously misunderstood trumpet solo (way too cool for your taste). Sega Dreamcast Fishing Controller. 03:08:39 (WR)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Metal Gear Solid. Endless Combat Bug. Once triggered, survive non-stop alerts for 3 hours straight. As credits roll, Snake mutters, “War never ends, prick” before deleting all files on local memory card. (Gex: Enter the Gecko files are unaffected). 03:04:18 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Pac-Man. Fourth Meal Skin mod. Clear all Gordita levels without getting cheesed. Baja Blast Ghosts give full health. IBS multiplier. 00:43:57 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Dr. Mario 64. “Mushroom Kingdom Corruption” DLC. Treat all viruses for free before United-Bowser notices. Alt Victory Condition: Luigi buys a 3D printer. 02:34:12 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask. Middle-Aged Mask mod. Prevent the apocalypse by convincing the moon to be on your new podcast. Timer ends when Skull Kid says some Terminian slang you “sort of” get with context clues, but inevitably have to look up later online in incognito mode. 08:22:45 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Sure, the cups are rad, but that IHOP x Xbox logo mashup is something special.

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Complete Classic Mode with first party, Nintendo characters ONLY. (Note: Any inferior, third-party selections will not only result in a DQ, but permanent banning at any future Nintendo events). Controller: PS5 DualSense (modded with Xbox Elite paddles). 05:12:55 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Red Dead Redemption 2. Dysentery Only mod. During bowel movement QTEs, Arthur must explain the concept of the metaverse to a tree. Haptic Feedback (preferred). 10:43:28 (WR)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Minecraft. Pump and Dump Server. Creepers whisper “Bullish on $ENDR” before exploding. Emperor Zurg Skin. 09:48:51 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Shoot, already told everyone who is still playing Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Should be alright though.

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Se7en (1995). Big Head Mode: On. 02:27:33 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

The variety of playstyles in this game right now is up there with Smash Bros Ultimate at launch. #hottake

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Pokémon Red/Blue. Oops All Mr. Mime Mod. Run ends when Professor Oak throws Pokédex in the fire. 01:33:54 (PB).

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Super Mario 64. Any%. No modifiers. Baby Penguin must not be sacrificed. 00:00:00 (Failed)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Tetris (NES). Ethical mode. Each line cleared triggers an in-game PSA from increasingly desperate square activists. DDR mat. 13:27:36 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Bloodborne. Now That’s What I Call Music v.23 mod. Parry bosses using only pistol shots to “Mambo No. 5.” No Wave-Dashing. 03:41:58 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The Lighthouse (2019). Warp Whistle to Mermaid. Hark equipped. Any% Spilled Beans. 01:56:44 (WR)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Perfect Dark. Guy Fieri Ruleset (Standard since 2018’s tournament controversy). No Forks. 02:17:20 (PB)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Star Fox 64. Hootie and the Blowfish mod. No respawns after Falco’s says “Rock me, Mama.” 00:57:01 (WR)

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Loved Phantasy. Throw some Toe Jam & Earl in there and you got yourself a stew going.

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Not enough Vectorman or Echo the Dolphin.

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Literally in my queue. Looking forward to it.

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

If you ever make a close-up portrait of a Goomba in your spare time, It’ll be my profile photo faster than you can say “Trust the Fungus.”

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Did it come with a demo of Jurassic Park: Lost World on a disc??

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Home Improvement, Episode 68. Legendary difficulty. Crunch Wrap Supreme Skull: On. 00:18:29 (PR)

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