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That amphimorpho with way too many little plastic soldiers en.pronouns.page/@Cynethryth 🇬🇧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 Not human, but still a person Minors DNI with lewd posts. Anything without a CW is not intended to [...] Full profile at app.wafrn.net/blog/Icil

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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 07/10/2026
Award slip thingy with a big red "reply guy" seal on it. The text reads:

"Congratulations!
You are the proud recipient of the official "reply guy" award.
Judges noted that your response fulfilled the following criteria:

(The box "missing the point of the post" is checked. The other two, which are empty, read "something the poster already knows" and "other (please specify):".)

Number of people awarded the reply guy award for this post: (one tally mark)"
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 03/10/2026
I know I've still been sharing a lot of other stuff but ever since resonant dropped I feel like all my own posts have been like this (positive) (I am so autistic about control)
Tweet from Tyler the Creator which reads, in title case, "un-follow me now, this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about for the next week. I've wanted this for years fuck. What the fuck."
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 17/09/2026
Heh
Cropped screenshot of the Hytale launcher, showing that I have to update the game to Version 0.6.7.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 10/09/2026
Do I look like I have eyes in the back of my head? Actually, no, don't answer that (I finally fixed this lol) #minecraft #amphimorpho #pooltoy
Modded Minecraft screenshot showing me, a green and blueish-black amphimorpho with white inner ears, in my pooltoy form from the rear third-person perspective. The textures are translucent to give the impression of thin vinyl and so my face is visible through the back of my head. I am standing on a cobble and oak plank walkway looking towards the sky while holding a kite shield from Epic Knights in my offhand.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 09/09/2026
Look if they didn't want me to make dogshit puns the fandom shouldn't have decided to call the unit combo that
Screenshot of NewRecruit showing an Adepta Sororitas list for 40k named "Purging Machines Live Longer With Vahlgon". It is exactly two thousand points and was last edited yesterday.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 08/09/2026
Well that's ominous
PrismLauncher screenshot showing a cropped portion of the Minecraft latest log. After I pause the game it saves chunk data for four dimensions: the vanilla Overworld, Nether and End, followed by a "Cornfield" added by Extra Delight which I was unaware of the existence of until now.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 07/09/2026
It can actually work if you lay it out differently. Any more than this though, iirc, and things start to get Cursed if you want everything to still overlap properly
Adobe stock image of a proper four-way Venn diagram on a white background. It uses ellipses instead of circles and they are angled diagonally in two different directions while still overlapping, in such a way that it kind of resembles a lotus flower viewed from the side (albeit one missing the middle petal).
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/08/2026
I think they're stupid 🥀
Cropped screenshot of a Mount & Blade: Warband faction summary page. It reads as follows:

"The Kingdom of Nords is ruled by King Ragnar.
It occupies nowhere.
Its vassals are Jarl Harald, Jarl Knudarr and Jarl Haeda.

Foreign Relations

The Kingdom of Nords has no outstanding issues with the Kingdom of Swadia.
The Kingdom of Nords is at war with the Kingdom of Vaegirs. The Kingdom of Nords declared war to curb the other realm's power. The Kingdom of Nords has gotten the worst of the fighting."
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 26/08/2026
Why is it like this
Mount & Blade: Warband screenshot. Me and my party of 68 troops are standing outside the town of Curaw on the overworld map at night. For some reason, a side profile image of a cow is faintly visible on the water right where the two nearby rivers conjoin in the bottom right corner of the image - this scrolls and tiles with the rest of the water's texture, and is seemingly being rendered as part of it.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 17/08/2026
Image of a guy putting together a greenhouse frame (or something, not sure) out of segments of grey pipe. Caption reads:

"Treat your body like a data centre.
Consume as much water and literature as possible.
Upset local city councils with your existence."
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 17/08/2026
The infamous "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR" PSA with a white border, followed by a screenshot of a bunch of torrent listings that read as follows:

- Tesla All Upgrades (Batch)
- Tesla Self-Driving Feature (English UI)
- Tesla Acceleration Upgrade
- Tesla All Upgrades (Early File Rip)
- Tesla City Autosteer (New Yorm City Only)
- Tesla Self-Driving Feature (Spanish UI)
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 16/08/2026
Image of an excerpt from one of the Horus Heresy novels with highlighted text reading "Khârn couldn't help but cringe." Below, covering the rest of the text, is official art depicting Khârn himself in a standard suit of Mark 5 power armour, glancing almost towards the viewer and baring his helmet's Darth Vader-esque mouth grille as if grimacing.
Note that Khârn's armour is depicted as a rather plain white and blue, rather than the more iconic red and brass with demonic decorations, as this was the colour scheme used by the World Eaters prior to and during the early stages of the civil war and their fall to Chaos.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 13/08/2026
GW made the fatal mistake of releasing two images of the same kit in different colour schemes and I am now hyperfixated on comparing the two to find out how much they're designed to let you change stuff around beyond just the faces. So far not too shabby
Image of a squad of ten Boyz from Warhammer 40k - vicious orcs like you'd see in a fantasy setting albeit armed with a variety of crude pistols, assault rifles, and bladed weapons, lead by a slightly larger "boss nob" with a hydraulic claw. Three others carry heavy weapons: a heavy machine gun, a rocket launcher, and a flamethrower respectively. They are painted wearing the black and red armour of the Goffs clan, and are surrounded by a ramshackle truck and their hulking supreme leader, Ghazghkull Thraka.Another image of a different unit of ten Boyz, this time painted in the red and yellow armour of the Evil Suns. Notably the squad's flamethrower and machine gun are carried by different models to the Goffs ones, the rocket launcher is absent, and some others have one or both of their arms changed for different ones. The boss nob is further back and has a battleaxe instead of a claw (which was already known to be an option). These are surrounded by orcs on bikes, "killa kan" goblin mechs, and a generic "warboss" captain armed with a hydraulic claw and double-barreled assault rifle with underslung flamethrower.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/08/2026
I still need to finish the shading on the jacket today but whatever may as well post the fit here as well while I think of it
Minecraft screenshot showing Cyn, a green and dark blue amphimorpho with white ears, wearing a black tube top, black leggings, and a bright red "peplum jacket" (one that flares out at the bottom similar to a skirt). She is standing atop a crenellated fortress wall made of stone bricks with an oak plank floor.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 11/08/2026
I am once again British Museum-ing posts to add alt text
Screenshot of a twitter post by user @headfallsoff that reads:

"Me: I am fundamentally opposed to the monarchy and the church as ruling powers. History is a record of their atrocities.

My therapist: That's fair.

Me: But I love it when the chosen king reclaims his divine sword and leads his army in glorious battle.

My therapist: Who doesn't?"
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 06/08/2026
Seriously I cannot stress enough how much I love this thing
Initial reveal image for the Centaur Rapid Strike Vehicle model from Warhammer 40k. Resembling the "half-track" vehicles used as troop transports during the second world war (especially the American-designed ones used by the allies), it is a green armoured truck with a set of tank treads instead of rear wheels. Behind the cabin is an open-topped compartment seating a few Cadian soldiers wearing green armour over khaki uniforms, one of which has opened a bulletproof glass window in order to fire out the side with their laser rifle. Another Cadian trooper is visible sticking out of a hatch besides the driver's seat in order to operate a machine gun. A variety of tools, sandbags and other stowage decorate the vehicle, and the door to the cabin is emblazoned with the Cadian emblem (a human skull in the centre of a white gate).
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 04/08/2026
A second chatbot has hit the thread. My feed is under attack
That famous image of a concerned-looking President Bush visiting a school on 9/11 as Chief of Staff Andrew Card whispers in his ear that a second plane has crashed into the Twin Towers.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 04/08/2026
My latest chud son is the only sportsball I actually care about
Image of a hand holding a small plushie foot/soccer ball with an embroidered smiley face.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/08/2026
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/07/2026
It's not just me, right? This thing's way more badass looking on the tabletop than it is in the video game?
Screenshot from the livestream reveal of the Siege Tank for StarCraft: Tabletop Miniatures Game - a massive hi-tech tank with three pairs of caterpillar tracks and two cannons on the turret. It is painted in the blue and silver scheme used by Jim Raynor's player-controlled forces in StarCraft 2: Wings of Liberty.Another screenshot, this time showing the model's alternate construction to represent the tank deployed into its eponymous Siege Mode - the middle two tracks are lifted off the ground, the front and rearmost pairs have splayed out, the actual front and back of the vehicle have folded down into hydraulic "feet" to act as shock absorbers, and the casing between the two cannons has split open to form a massive railgun-like howitzer known as the Shock Cannon. Despite being a separate model it is painted in the same colours.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/07/2026
Image of a lively home aquarium captioned "keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain, due to all the indoor fins..."
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/07/2026
(/j) RE: wetdry.world/users/eblu/statuses/11…
Mario Party emote sticker showing Rosalina shrugging, except edited to say "Skill Issue".
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/07/2026
Image of a tweet edited to have been posted by the fictional British soldier Richard Sharpe during the battle of Waterloo (with a profile picture showing him as he was portrayed by Sean Bean in the tv series Sharpe). It reads:

"Lieutenant Colonel Richard Sharpe
@dicksharpe

Prince of Orange told me French cavalry keep slaughtering his line infantry so I asked if they were in square formation and he said he just orders them all to form line unless he sees cavalry right in front of him so I said it sounds like he's just feeding redcoat infantry to French cavalry and then his adjutant started crying.

Posted at 10:03 on 1815-06-18 via Twitter for iPhone"
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 27/07/2026
[Food, does it count as non-vegan if it's a stuffed toy?] LEGENDARY morrisons pull
Image of a small cardboard box that reads "5 pieces chicken nuggets plushies" next to an image of smiling batter-coloured blobs. The white and purple design of the box is clearly intending to evoke the packaging for McDonalds Chicken McNuggets.Image with the box opened, showing the five tiny plush chicken nuggets loose inside (matching the ones printed on the box). All have smiling embroidered faces with little blushing cheeks, are in slightly different shapes, and two of them have their eyes closed. They're adorable.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/07/2026
Yoinked for alt text
Cropped Minecraft screenshot showing a chat message from a player named PajamaFrix, saying: "What did Ben do?"
This is immediately followed by an obituary message that reads "PajamaFrix drowned".
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 23/07/2026
The image that displays when you die for the first time in Cruelty Squad: a creepy red sketch of a humanoid figure with bulging eyes on a black background, featuring a green caption that reads "DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED. You are a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters."
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 18/07/2026
Words to live by frfr 😫🙏🙏
Screenshot of a Discord status that reads "to be ballin, one must b all in".
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 18/07/2026
GothamChess thumbnail showing Levy Rozman with his hands over his cheeks and wide eyes in front of a graph (which is marked with various interrobangs and dual question marks representing errors made during a chess match) and the text "19 blunders".
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 13/07/2026
After all, what good is a pooltoy without a pool to toy in?
Modded Minecraft screenshot showing the green and black amphimorpho Cyn in her pooltoy form standing on one of two wooden diving boards at a pool tiled with smooth stone and polished diorite. The material she is made of is slightly translucent and she has white handles on her forearms and thighs, as well as glowing white coloured sections on her paws, the insides of her ears and her eyes. The sun sets behind a timber framed house with a red shingled roof in the background, and the stars are beginning to show in the sky.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/07/2026
Forgot to press esc and came back to this smh my head
Screenshot of the Minecraft death screen stating "Cynethryth1522 was slain by Zombie" with multiple oak trees and a couple of torches visible in the background. It is daytime, implying that I had been like this for a while considering the cause of death. The HUD shoes two hotbars stacked on top of each other, the experience bar is recoloured to resemble the trans pride flag, and the first person arm is that of a slightly translucent pooltoy with a visible handle.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/07/2026
Really scraped the bottom of the barrel with this one
Reveal image of the space marine models from the new 40k Introductory Set, with four Intercessor troopers with gyrojet rifles (one of which features an underbarrel grenade launcher), one Intercessor sergeant with a chainsaw sword and gyrojet pistol, and a lieutenant with a plasma pistol and glowing "power" sword. The face of lieutenant Columbo from the classic crime drama has been crudely edited over the head of the aforementioned lieutenant model.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/07/2026
Image of a truck full of logs on the road, with a "how is my driving?" sign and an ad for the film Final Destination: Bloodlines on the back. Caption reads "WE are NOT driving behind this shit bro 🥀".
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 09/07/2026
No alt text on the meme this is regarding so I'm choosing to make this the world's lowest stakes subpost Anyway donkey kong is probably called that because miyamoto was looking through an english-japanese dictionary for something that means "stupid" or "stubborn". So he's literally Dumbass Gorilla
Screenshot of the CGI outro for the The More You Know PSAs: a glowing yellow five-pointed star moving through space, leaving a rainbow coloured comet trail behind it, with the text "The More You Know" in purple and blue above it such that the star's topmost point is nestled under the letter w.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 08/07/2026
Yoinked to add alt text
Screenshot of a tumblr post by persianmom-deactivated20251026: "What will it be, boss? The comfort of misery or the pain of change?"
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/06/2026
King Pig's sprite from Angry Birds with a speech bubble coming out of his snout and towards the bottom of the screen so it looks like he's saying the quoted post.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 27/06/2026
This is the best worst thing I've seen all day
Crude drawing of a Noise Marine from Warhammer 40k - a man in bulky black and pink power armour (the boots of which are stylised to resemble hooves) with a pale green loincloth over the top carrying a bulky green and gold sonic blaster, except his head as well as the leering faces on his backpack and the end of his weapon are replaced with screaming soyjaks.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/06/2026
Fit improved Gonna at least make this a new figura avatar over the weekend I think
Starbound screenshot showing the same character as the previous post in the thread (a blueish robot catgirl with pink eyes and a pink skirt), except instead of a sleeveless shirt it is wearing a black crop top with white stripes down the sides that match the white-soled black shoes included with the skirt. She is jumping with the default expression this time.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 24/06/2026
Easily remedied by wearing less revealing cosmetics. Anyway meet T.L.E (or Tilly to its friends) (no relation to a certain kazakh fox on fedi intended, it's just what I rolled from the random name button)
Starbound screenshot showing a winking female blue-grey mechineki (android cat) with purple eyes/inner ears as well as a purple collar-like trim around the neck and end of the tail. She is wearing a black buttoned sleeveless shirt as well as a purple skirt to match her accents.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 23/06/2026
:neocat_floof_explode:
Image of a notice showing the chemical structures of dioxygen difluoride, azidoazide azide, and heptanitrocubane - all highly volatile substances - crossed out inside a big "no" symbol. All-caps text underneath reads "these are not made. They should NEVER be made. We will not make them. We will not help make them."

Note that azidoazide azide is a jocular nickname given to that specific compound by chemists and is only used here for brevity.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 18/06/2026
Kane Parsons has reportedly been told he's "stupid" after failing a simple maths question. He is only 9 + 10 years old.
Image of Backrooms director Kane Parsons, who just turned 21 as of the day of posting.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 18/06/2026
Have some lil guys
Picture of a blue dog bed with white spots that is filled with various tiny plush animals. There are ten in total - three foxes, four alpacas, and three red pandas, each with somewhat different colours and poses.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 14/06/2026
[Very mild blood]
Screenshot of an ad for Temu offering "Women's Apparel Deals", but for some reason the image of the JoyToy action figure for Lieutenant Titus as he appears in the 40k video game Space Marine 2, with pieces of parchment chained to his wrist and a tattered loincloth over his power armour as he brandishes a bolt pistol and chainsword.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 14/06/2026
Remembered I have a holy relic. Went to the park, never rode the thing because I'm a poser, but it man was it picturesque
Image of a dusty rubber fridge magner for the defunct Welsh roller coaster Megafobia. It's black with an orange border, featuring the ride's name in yellow, with a white tagline underneath reading "Thrills Beyond Fear".
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/06/2026
[Anthro pooltoy (not intended to be lewd)] I probably should have actually posted the pool noodle here lol
Modded Minecraft screenshot showing Cyn (my fursona, a green and blueish-black amphimorpho) as a pooltoy, with exaggerated highlights on her textures indicating a shiny material instead of fur. There are handles on her forearms and thighs as well as a valve in the middle of her chest. She is standing in the corner of a house between a barrel and a hand-cranked PolyFactory grindstone with a ladder and some labeled chests to the side.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 08/06/2026
I trusted you, you bastards. Utterly disappointing. More context in the alt text
Zoomed in image of the reveal art for the new Mark 4 space marine models for Warhammer: The Horus Heresy. Usually these are actual images of the models heavily photoshopped to add dramatic lighting and special effects, but here the hand on the trigger of the model's gun appears to have an additional finger compared to the actual models, pointing towards the possibility that this was instead made using AI.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 04/06/2026
GW's official blog post paying their respects to John Blanche ending with this hit me right in the feels (For context, this is a reversal of the final line of the setting's original blurb - "but the universe is a big place and, whatever happens, you will not be missed...")
Screenshot of black text on a white background reading "The universe John helped create is a big place. He will be missed."
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 24/05/2026
[Bullet] Bought something fun today
Image of a short pencil glued into a spent 7.62 NATO rifle cartridge where the actual bullet would normally go. This is placed on top of a hand on a duvet to show scale.The bottom of the cartridge held up to the camera, showing the markings "CBC 10 L46A1" corresponding to a British training round manufactured in Brazil.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 23/05/2026
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 22/05/2026
Last night I added more plastic to the pile. Funny to think I was a different person when I ordered these
Five unpainted Cadian Command Squad models for Warhammer 40k, representing a human army officer and their staff. From left to right:
An officer in a long coat and cap brandishing a gyrojet revolver (which did not come with the kit), with their other hand on a holstered power sword;
A veteran carrying a bulky plasma gun and a set of high-tech binoculars, smoking a cigarette;
A radio operator with one hand on their headset and the other tapping away at a typewriter strapped to their chest, clearly relaying orders;
A standard bearer carrying the regimental colours and a chainsaw sword;
A medic with a laser rifle slung over their shoulder while clutching a bag of medical supplies and carrying a stretcher on their back.
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Cynethryth @icil.at.app.wafrn.net · 15/05/2026
Turns out the best way to make a triangle is to instead eat ghosts mino.mobi/draw
Screenshot of mino.mobi/draw showing a crude circle with a slice removed resembling the arcade character pac-man. This was detected as a 91% perfect triangle, with side lengths and angles each within about 4.7% and 4.6 degrees (respectively) of a perfect equilateral.
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