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Ichaukan Shostakovich

@ichaukan.bsky.social
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"If the misery of the poor be not caused by the laws of nature but by our institutions, great is our sin." -Charles Darwin Domestic Terrorist™ according to an illegitimate criminal fundamentalist corporate death cult since 2001 Accept no substitutes

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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 16h
We're going to need an amendment to Citizens United™ post haste!
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 16h
Corporate fascists don't see most of us commoners as people. That's why they have such an easy time lying incessantly and gaslighting us for daring to notice. Just playing right in our faces since there's no real consequences.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 16h
I remember talking to a Brexit-supporter in the year before the pedophile führer was first inflicted upon us as POTUS, and they were reciting the same "immigrants bad" script I'd been hearing over here verbatim. Of course there were several pre-programmed excuses when I told the person.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 16h
It's the pedophile führer attempting to manipulate the global oil markets while there are still enough gullible idiots out there to keep falling for it.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 16h
Oh look, the Afrikaner welfare queen is all upsetti spaghetti over the crippling of his reichwing bot swarms polluting Europe with the same culture war retardation they've been spreading over here for the last decade.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 17h
Now I'm tempted to check on the traffic over at r/Conservative.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 17h
I ordered some stickers last week from Etsy, shipped via USPS. When the package arrived it was obvious that it had been opened, the stickers were missing and all that was inside is what appeared to be a tube of mascara. First time I've ever had a package tampered with.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 17h
Willie D is fond of that one while discussing the antics of white trashionalists and I can't think of a more appropriate description.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 18h
I remember how easy it was to spot Russian trolls in the early 2010s, and even during Pedoführer 1.0 because the pattern was always the same: mock and ridicule anybody for mentioning Russia, especially after the pedophile führer's "Russia if you're listening" utterance.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 18h
This is correct, Mike Portnoy is the drummer and one of the founding members of Dream Theater.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 23h
I haven't encountered one in a wild recently, but the last time I did it seemed to reboot something in that little lizard brain of theirs when I said to stop behaving like an uncivilized mutt and mind your own fucking business.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 23h
Is that Tom Emmer of Knute Rockne's football? I get that he's a spineless slug of a humanoid but doesn't it look like his face is caving in on itself?
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 23h
I'd expect nothing less from a pedophile nazi.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Isn't Dave Portnoy the Barstool Sports moron?
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Where are your rebel friends now? *looks left, looks right* Aah yeah, here we all are.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It really feels like all of the sins of this colonial project are finally coming back to bite all of us.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let’s end this. Are you registered to vote? vote411.org
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Get out of my computer. I'm doing laundry right now!
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every congressional Republican is a traitor at this point, and that's even before considering which ones are pedophile nazis to boot.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are very few things that cause me misophonia and smacking lips while eating is one of them. It always just sounds trashy and rude.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When I see pictures like this I always think there's one of those rare places that a thousand-pound bomb could solve a whole lot of actual problems.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay there Methany...
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
CNN was one of the reasons I stopped consuming corporate media back in 2004. I hadn't paid attention to it before the days of Bush the Lesser, but Faux Propaganda was obviously pure brain damage at that time and when I started looking more into CNN I just found the same MIC rot under the surface.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I knew he was filth the first time I heard him crying one off on primetime TV back in the 90s.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bingo. That type of programming is why it's basically pointless to argue with fascists. There's always a reflexive excuse no matter how irrelevant or inane.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Weren't the Murdochs among some of the great beneficiaries when the USSR broke and the culture vultures from around the world swooped in to pick at the carcass?
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I simply want to sing a duet mashup of "ObLaDi-ObLaDa" by The Beatles and "Get A Job" by The Offspring with anybody who is willing to engage in that venture. Chord progression is always negotiable.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtu.be/wRabyO6qdYg?... Chumbawamba has always been based.
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Chumbawamba - The big issue
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I unlocked an 'Murikkkan achievement discovering that it's "guilty until proven innocent" before I graduated high school.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Land Of Debris Home Of The Slaves
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtu.be/EeMp5JWMKKM?...
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Louisiana Fairytale - Jeff and Joel's House Party #3, April, 2013
YouTube video by CineDevine
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtu.be/D1rhclCkSWY?... Wheels keep on spinning round Spinning round and round
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"Wheels" by CAKE
YouTube video by KMStud
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtu.be/OfW4YVT4HBE?... Let's all spark one.
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Rise and Shine
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
**In Meinkraft.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I remember the late humanoid equivalent to a burst sewer-main known as Rush Limbaugh referring to Chelsea Clinton as a "dog" when she was like 10 years old. He's one of the OG purveyors of the misogynistic, pedophilic rape-cult mentality currently polluting our society.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtu.be/lRupqlTnRww?... Pigs in a motorcade Bearing down on you like birds of prey In for the kill, law of the gun Deer in the headlights on the run Wolf pack circling ten to one Face to the ground, ash on the sun JFK turning in his grave Rise of the swine, sigh of the dove
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Lynchmob
YouTube video by KMFDM - Topic
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cruelty Squad, in a nutshell:
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
From Pedoführer 1.0
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reminds me of this gem from Pedoführer 1.0.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drinks and chimichangas here while I try and finish the main campaign in Cruelty Squad. I'm glad I slept on that one for as long as I did because I know I wouldn't have enjoyed it as much 5 years ago as I am now.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'll just keep doing what I've been doing when it comes to any of the various pedophile nazis surrounding the pedophile führer: Pushing them down and forcefeeding them pieces of hot asphalt until the gurgling and twitching stops.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's a taxpayer-funded lynch mob.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Pro-Life™ American Taliban.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't forget that Gym Jordan likes to watch.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The pedophile führer has been a Russian asset since before the fall of the Soviet Union. Decades of corporate fascist propaganda and "culture war" distractions alongside real class-war are what allowed things like this go fly under the radar while still being completely public knowledge.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd-X... Did anybody else catch when GI Keggerator said "They're going to be executing the firing squad."? Anyway I bet they stream it on Rumble and Kick.
youtube.com
Pete Hegseth Wants a PUBLIC EXECUTION — Is He Creating More Terrorists?
YouTube video by Afro Think Tank
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's always fun to ask Pro-Life™ folks what they think about miscarriages caused by poverty, domestic violence, environmental pollution and lack of prenatal care.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had a Russian penpal back in the early 2000s so I had a unique view into the prevailing culture and social zeitgeist of the time. Fast forward to 2016 and after the pedophile führer's "Russia, if you're listening" utterance I saw the familiar practice of anons mocking anybody who mentioned it.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MarkWayneBillyJoeJeffGeorgeDannyFrank needs to take a railroad spike to the forehead.
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Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In the United Corporations of Amerikkka, we are free to watch televised executions but not comedians that hurt the feelings of the Pro-Life™ pedophilc rape-cult.
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