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Detective Fin

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Sharing new drugs discovered on Law and Order SVU.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 2h

Lab found traces of bath bombs and rat whiskers. They're callin' it Chocolatey Pizza. It's an artisanal drug Pizza from Bushwick.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 10h

Warner says he was high on somethin' called Franken Rage. It's a pain killer for cocker spaniels.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 18h

Street name is Mannequin Walrus, It's made from muscle relaxers and Ambien. Found this dude at a Barbershop wearin' nothin' but a beige apron giving himself a tattoo of Bart Simpson.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dealers are callin' it Rocky Mountain Popcorn. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at Penn Station gettin' paid to massage teletubbies.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Garage Dinosaurs. It's made from ice cream and Adderall.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lab says he was high on somethin' called Cyber Hotcakes. It's a suppository for sheep.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Railroad Batteries. It's made from seaweed and coolant.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Street name is Uzi Walrus, It's made from Ayahuasca and Ambien. Found this dude on a greyhound bus wearin' nothin' but a lego fedora sending group-texts of guidance counselors to all of his ex-girlfriends.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They call it Pandora's Cornflakes. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at an S&M club covered in MSG.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Pixie Pickles. Dude was in the middle of deliverin' a quarterly earnings report, suddenly he was complainin' about his hands bein' 'pixelated'.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Krazy Storm. Chick was pitchin' her startup for usin' Web3 to sell senators, suddenly she was complainin' about her hands bein' 'pixelated'.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Melinda says he was wacked out on some new drug called Doggie Hazel. Found him naked in the back of a horse drawn carriage whisperin' "Please, help me get these plastic food out of my pants."

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Coroner says he was high on somethin' called Atomic Christmas. It's an anti-anxiety pill for donkeys.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Toxicology says he was wacked out on some new drug called Gutter Galaxy. Found him naked at a Barbershop yellin' "Please, help me get these mannequins out of my pants!"

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Kids are callin' it Beijing Snax. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Thai BBQ and huffed the fumes until he thought he was gettin' attacked by an army of giant pagers.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Melinda says he was high on somethin' called Filthy Dusters. It's a fertility drug for koalas.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Angry Blowout. Dude was pitchin' his startup for usin' blockchain to wash dishes, suddenly he was complainin' about his hands bein' 'pixelated'.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Coroner found traces of bleach and almond milk. Street name is Chocolatey Cheese. It's an artisanal drug Cheese from Bushwick.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Melinda found traces of morphine and food coloring. They call it Vanilla Bagel. It's an artisanal drug Bagel from Brooklyn.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Beijing Beast. Dude was givin' a SXSW talk on conveyor belt ramen restaurants, suddenly he was rollin' out the door on an electric unicycle.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Devil Daydream. Chick was pitchin' her startup for usin' AI to communicate with aliens, suddenly she was complainin' about her hands bein' 'pixelated'.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's called Chicago Walrus, It's made from pomade and Ambien. Found this dude at a matinee movie wearin' a burlap bikini buildin' a diorama of a McDonald's.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lab says he OD'd on somethin' called Chill Glass. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' a hot pink fursuit, duct taped to a clown wig.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kids are callin' it Hong Kong Puddles. She set a dumpster on fire behind a McDonald's and huffed the fumes until she thought it was rainin' shaving cream.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Toxicology says he was high on somethin' called Pony Fury. Picked him up in the Bronx after tryin' to hold up a Jiffy Lube with a baby alligator.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Toxicology found traces of Ex-Lax and pro-biotics. They're callin' it Salty Shake. It's a drug Cocktail from Silverlake.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Toxicology says he OD'd on somethin' called Alley Seeds. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a turquoise apron, tied to a birdcage.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Coroner says he OD'd on somethin' called Jazz Doojee. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a pink apron, handcuffed to a litterbox.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lab says she was wacked out on some new drug called Dance Burgers. Found her naked on youtube screamin' "My name is Gordon Ramsay, welcome to my kitchen!"

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Street name is Heavy Breakfast. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at the post office gettin' paid to sniff metaverse legs.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dealers are callin' it Guitar Grease. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at a Jiffy Lube covered in shaving cream.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Warner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Plastic Zoomers. Found her naked in a cemetery yellin' "Please, help me get these Hairless Cats out of my pants!"

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Toxicology says she was high on somethin' called Aunti Junk. It's a boner pill for capybaras.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Medical examiner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Sloppy Batteries. It's made from red pepper flakes and detergent.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Medical examiner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Skunk Pants. Found him naked at a Daoist temple screamin' "My name is Paula Deen, welcome to my kitchen!"

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Toxicology says she OD'd on somethin' called Synthetic Cheese. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a plastic g-string, duct taped to a rack of ribs.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dr. Warner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Rambo Blaze. It's made from kimchi and Drano.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Melinda found traces of broken glass and plum tomatoes. They call it Mocha Pizza. It's a drug Deep Dish Pizza from Chicago.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Lab says he was high on somethin' called Mellow Fist. Picked him up on Long Island after tryin' to rob a nail salon with barbecue tongs.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Lab says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Soul Dusters. It's made from Skittles and catnip.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They call it Cowboy Girlfriend. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a Cinnabon gettin' paid to do interpretive dance about empanadas.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dr. Warner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Animal Touchdown. It's made from ice cream and bees.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Turns out that joint was laced with resin and wheatgrass juice. They call it Zamboni Buddies.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kids are callin' it Zombie Beast. He set a dumpster on fire behind a bodega and huffed the fumes until he thought it was rainin' cold cuts.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Dr. Warner says she was high on somethin' called Instant Blowout. Picked her up in Bed Stuy after tryin' to rob a falafel shop with a meat tenderizer.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Turns out that joint was laced with detergent and onions. They call it Drone Bumps.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lab says she was wacked out on some new drug called Diet Ticklers. Found her naked inside a giant pipe organ whisperin' "Why are my hands furry?"

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lab says she was high on somethin' called Sweet Shoes. It's a boner pill for gorillas.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Melinda says she was high on somethin' called Soul Beans. It's a pain killer for salamanders.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They call it Kitchen Burgers. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up on a reality show covered in quinoa.