IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not one of my fancy pictures, but I've added a new staple recently. 010
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I need to spice up my vocabulary. Maybe I should start bringing back “indubitably” 031
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Me standing in front of the mirror, visibly crying, trying to be more confident: “… th-this too… c-c-can be y-yuri…” 010
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Why would I need my own desires when I can just copy everyone else’s homework? 010
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 10/08/2025#ffxiv you know how you sometimes have a joke enter your head and you’re obligated to let it out? 030
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Tatsuki Fujimoto NEEDS to be studied in a lab. The latest chapter of Chainsaw Man confirmed this. 010
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 12/07/2025In a just world, I’d have legions of pretty lady knights attending to me for anything I needed. Or at least I would be the knight for legions of pretty ladies who need attending… 020
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I think this poutine should qualify me for Canadian citizenship automatically. I think they should beg for me to move there. 021
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 31/05/2025The runback: an eggs benedict so good it will make you believe in the beauty of life again 010
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Lesbianism is my giant glowing weak spot like a Star Fox boss. One nice comment from a pretty lady and I’m on fire cursing your name. 000
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Being in your thirties is like. You a largely understand your psychic woes, finally, but you have to learn a bunch of new physical woes. 120
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 18/04/2025There are only warlocks, and no warkeys. This is because they’re all bottoms. 000
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 27/03/2025The group chat is debating whether or not the undead count as necrophilia like they’re in “The School of Athens” 000
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Grinding up soybeans into the groundwater to forcefem the trees. I need to reduce the pollen count. 140
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I’m not trying to be anything. I’m just autistic with very little self control, and the self emerges naturally. 050
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 27/02/2025When will “be gay, do crimes” finally include the laws of physics? 021
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025If a lady has 3+ rings on, she’s probably either queer or a Sonic the Hedgehog character. The likelihood of both goes up with quantity. 000
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 24/02/2025“I will die on this hill” says local woman known for dying in valleys. 010
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 23/02/2025“heck” has diverged significantly enough in usage from “hell” that it no longer is a valid replacement term. 031
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I keep my blood sugar high so my future vampire girlfriend will fall in love on first bite 030
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I had a lightbulb go out at home… does anyone know any very tall lesbians who could come over and replace it for me? No other reasons. 030
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 15/02/2025They should invent a new service... It’s like Instacart, but they match you with shoplifters instead of shoppers. 041
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Personally? I’m a proponent of Flat Moon Theory. She’s still saving up for her top surgery. 061
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 12/02/2025If you don’t know what the dish you’re looking at is, check the alt text 020
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 12/02/2025You ever think about how magical girl series and Pokémon are opposites? One is about magical animals having children fight for them, and the other is about children having magical animals fight for them. If elected president, I will arrange a crossover. 262
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 11/02/2025“Mother, what is that strange device in your hand? Can I eat it?” 160
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 11/02/2025She is not an expert at cooking or plating or photography, but damn can she make some good fried rice 170
IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I’m going to start posting my attempts at photographing my own cooking. Honey soy salmon, and then wine sauce chicken and mushroom fettuccine 050