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IceLaic

@icelaic.bsky.social
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Training to fight a horse in single combat she/her I’m not an expert in photography, cooking, or homosexuality. This is a place for me to practice all three. Also my cat’s name is Abyss~

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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not one of my fancy pictures, but I've added a new staple recently.
A tofu gyro with lettuce, red onion, and tzatziki with wheat pita on a square white plate
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I need to spice up my vocabulary. Maybe I should start bringing back “indubitably”
Falafel “gyro”
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Me standing in front of the mirror, visibly crying, trying to be more confident: “… th-this too… c-c-can be y-yuri…”
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Why would I need my own desires when I can just copy everyone else’s homework?
a salmon poke bowl with green onions, mango, seaweed salad, spicy mayo, and eel sauce
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
#ffxiv you know how you sometimes have a joke enter your head and you’re obligated to let it out?
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Tatsuki Fujimoto NEEDS to be studied in a lab. The latest chapter of Chainsaw Man confirmed this.
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
In a just world, I’d have legions of pretty lady knights attending to me for anything I needed. Or at least I would be the knight for legions of pretty ladies who need attending…
Katsu curry
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
No comment
Two daisies
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I think this poutine should qualify me for Canadian citizenship automatically. I think they should beg for me to move there.
Traditional poutine with chives to garnish
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Crab cakes, remoulade, and a pilaf behind it
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
The runback: an eggs benedict so good it will make you believe in the beauty of life again
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Lesbianism is my giant glowing weak spot like a Star Fox boss. One nice comment from a pretty lady and I’m on fire cursing your name.
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Gazpacho with toasted olive oil bread
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Being in your thirties is like. You a largely understand your psychic woes, finally, but you have to learn a bunch of new physical woes.
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Tiny lonely dog
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
There are only warlocks, and no warkeys. This is because they’re all bottoms.
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The group chat is debating whether or not the undead count as necrophilia like they’re in “The School of Athens”
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Grinding up soybeans into the groundwater to forcefem the trees. I need to reduce the pollen count.
Sweet and sour pork with onions and peppers on rice
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I’m not trying to be anything. I’m just autistic with very little self control, and the self emerges naturally.
Fried shrimp on white rice with garlic, green onion, and sriracha mayo
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I miss Among Us…
Ragout with roasted potatoes and garlic honey glazed brussel sprouts
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
When will “be gay, do crimes” finally include the laws of physics?
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
If a lady has 3+ rings on, she’s probably either queer or a Sonic the Hedgehog character. The likelihood of both goes up with quantity.
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
“I will die on this hill” says local woman known for dying in valleys.
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
“heck” has diverged significantly enough in usage from “hell” that it no longer is a valid replacement term.
Yorkshire terrier with her tongue slightly out and a pink bow on her head
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I keep my blood sugar high so my future vampire girlfriend will fall in love on first bite
Hot and sour soup
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I had a lightbulb go out at home… does anyone know any very tall lesbians who could come over and replace it for me? No other reasons.
sunrise through the trees
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
They should invent a new service... It’s like Instacart, but they match you with shoplifters instead of shoppers.
A close-up of a Yorkshire terrier
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Personally? I’m a proponent of Flat Moon Theory. She’s still saving up for her top surgery.
Fried chicken with gochujang sauce on sticky rice with spicy sautéed broccoli
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
If you don’t know what the dish you’re looking at is, check the alt text
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You ever think about how magical girl series and Pokémon are opposites? One is about magical animals having children fight for them, and the other is about children having magical animals fight for them. If elected president, I will arrange a crossover.
A chipotle barbecue pork sandwich with broccoli slaw and chipotle mayo (hiding the worst freezer fries I’ve ever had the displeasure of making)
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
“Mother, what is that strange device in your hand? Can I eat it?”
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
She is not an expert at cooking or plating or photography, but damn can she make some good fried rice
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’m going to start posting my attempts at photographing my own cooking. Honey soy salmon, and then wine sauce chicken and mushroom fettuccine
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IceLaic @icelaic.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Have a cat
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