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Ice Cream Maker Guy

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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 6h
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Thrawn: Long Live The Empire
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 6h
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Family Guy Star Wars Cantina Band
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only one: substandard footwear
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I called him Mr. hands…
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Horse Selfie Fun
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s not a Star Wars film unless someone is claiming it ruined their childhood…
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drunk guys are always throwing themselves at me… all I remember was his name was Goatse I think…
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But not stylish or classy ones… they should have to source their fedoras from the kid who also wore Aloha shirts and tweed slacks to high school…
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the correct take, not the “Romo should keep his job because Watson is allowed to play…” Watson deserved a lifetime ban, and Tony yet again botched an easy one with his own actions….
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Tony Romo's Blocked Kick Mistake
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just hope both teams lose….
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Haterade Logo: Haters Gonna Hate Parody
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Major League: Vaughn on the Mound
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s like he’s inoculated from completing passes
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Really well done and great attention to detail that pops! Any interest in going for the full Calvin Coors Light Kestis?
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They don’t want money, they just want you to call more. Would 2 calls a month really be too much?
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I read about this….
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Shirley Reading Nuns' Life on Airplane
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Homer Simpson's Cartoon Daydream
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Poochie: My Planet Needs Me & His Demise
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He knew how to sleep his way to the top as well?
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hopefully they will learn there was a time when the press responded appropriately to Trump….
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Two part question. Why do you keep referring to us as little hulkimaniacs, and is it okay to substitute almond milk for dairy to go with our vitamins?”
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sure Jan
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never stop. Keep beating this one like it’s a dugout garbage can….
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This will go perfect with all my FSBS gear…
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you. Now do Jerry and we will be much better…
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now which 1995 Mariner will be the next Manager?
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hearby nominate the ghost of Kenesaw Mountain Landis for commissioner
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching the Mariners
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Hello Darkness My Old Friend Meme
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Shotgun Blast To Abdomen Just Pisses Wilford Brimley Off More
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kershner’s explanation of kissing in Star Wars tells me Lucas had their family relationship set in stone for that scene on Hoth….
Irvin Kershner indirectly making you feel even more uncomfortable with Luke and Leia kissing in ESB…
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When creating a trilogy, make sure the writers and directors for the films can agree on an overarching theme
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let’s go Pilots!
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m impressed with his work ethic. Playing for Oregon while simultaneously playing for UW takes a lot of hustle….
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Steve Cheung brings you the news in sweat-o-vision
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Huh… wonder where their audience is going?
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Eerie Foggy Graveyard Scene
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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South Park Wedding Tradition
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Letterman’s Top Ten least popular alcoholic beverages contained this gem: Seagrams 7, Mets 0
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Still not as cringe as the #12 FAN jerseys. Nothing says “I’m from Kent”quite like those..
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Number 2. Clearly you have not heard those Sports Radio “Hot Takes” from every racist POS from Quincy…
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thankfully he is not enjoying as many happy endings lately…
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Drake Maye Interception
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Robert Kraft and Ricki Lander on Green Screen
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jeff Goldblum's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I blame Linda McMahon for this shitty storyline….
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The Undertaker Rises in the Ring
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ye’s stance on Fish Sticks made it ok….
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Kanye West Fish Sticks
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somewhere, an old man shakes his fist at this mumbling “damn lights runied the place…”
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somewhere in Iowa a cornfield whispers “Tell him he looked hot in Waterworld, and he will come”
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Harry Caray: Cubs Win!
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Ice Cream Maker Guy @icecreammakerguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Might as well let them secede, the build a wall around all of Texas.
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