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Icecold Davis

@icecolddavis.bsky.social
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Not too online, not too offline, just right Trans rights are human rights #FPL #F1 #EPL #MUFC

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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Was briefly top 75k #FPL before the Arsenal clean sheets came thru, still top 110k. Might be my best non chip play week ever and had a shit keeper and Tzolis came off at the half smh
A fairly good week 2 fantasy lineup
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
66 99 you say?
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is it locked in at 66k 6 days early
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ok we’re flirting with top 100k now and maybe more #fpl
99 out of a possible 104 points with two Gunners left to play
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ever wonder what a do over of a shoddy $2750 HVAC repair looks like?
My very broken and completely taken apart HVAC
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
20 pt BB1 strategy worked great. Actual starting lineup? 😬 #FPL At least my template pics blanked and differentials all hauled
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ever wonder what a $2750 HVAC repair looks like?
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pretty sure that I’m locked in on this squad unless Haaland doesn’t get minutes in the Community Shield . BB #GW1 Hoping to hold out the wildcard for week 6 after the intl break for max information but if I need more than 1 transfer in week 4 would wildcard before the break #fpl
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
26 points for the clean sheet shield boost is an #FPL cheat code
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What could possibly go wrong?
About to feed the Zoltar machine from “Big”
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s like 100 degrees out
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Why yes, I would like a flight of your finest chowders
Three tiny bowls of assorted chowders
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Every married guy’s profile on the dating apps
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
When you’re pretending to die of thirst so that someone will bring your water bowl down to sea level
A good dog sunbathing next to her water bowl
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Just got high and stood in the surf and watched the ocean for an unknown amount of time. Highly recommend
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The GOAT chips
Trader Joe’s patio potato chips. Salt and vinegar, ketchup, dill and BBQ chips
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Breakfast of champions
Trader Joe’s cool ranch stix and spicy habanero guacamole
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Stoned on Tuesday night me was apparently very into a Stonewall Kitchen Mothers Day sale and I’m not even mad at him even tho I have no recollection of ordering any of these things. Pretty sure that I probably was just looking for one jar of jam and now I have to clear out my pantry smh
$85 worth of jams, aiolis, salsas and dressing that I definitely do not remember ordering
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My dispensary is giving out fanny packs for 4/20 and I cannot stop laughing at The Good Sh*t
Fanny pack with “the good sh*t” emblazoned
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Love a refreshing *checks label* sparkling pamplemousse beverage on a hot day
some grapefruit soda trying to sound very Italian
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My large adult sandwich son
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast
Samwise Gamgee and Gollum arguing
about sports and politics
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
FOLKS
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This guy and I used to meet up a few mornings a month on my commute so I have a soft spot for
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I don’t usually like sweet popcorn but this is unbelievable
A bag of delicious Reese’s popcorn
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Trader Joe’s! I eat frozen pizzas when I don’t feel like paying $30 for $3 of ingredients
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Back on my *bullshit again *pre blizzard pizza
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Here’s a week 24 wildcard team lineup I haven’t seen anywhere else yet. Substitute Munoz for Tarkowski for more risk but higher potential upside. YMMV #fpl
Perfect 100/100 week 24 #fpl wildcard squad. Triple up Chelsea and Arsenal, double Man United and Man City
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Solid sunset
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
When a centrist gets your email for a democratic special election primary
Yelling at a Tom Malinowski campaign staffer intensifies
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
On the plus side I have an excuse to wear a big cardigan
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
lol one of these VC loss leading companies’ piece of shit tow trucks is clearly lost in my development
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
May I suggest the
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Never had one of these before and it is officially my new favorite bagel. I wish I had made these when I worked in a bagel shop in high school smh
An egg bagel with everything seasoning
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Any song played on Xmas is an Xmas song
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
NJ sucks at a lot of the things but going all out at Xmas is not one of them
A suburban street in full holiday mode
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Really leaning into my toast addiction this season
An advent calendar full of delicious jams
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I have acquired tomorrow’s most important ingredient
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Also if you haven’t stocked up on this at Trader Joe’s get on it
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Knocked out my to do list
My reminder to fill up my car with gas and buy more weed
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Power washed my balcony this morning so having exactly one weed beer #cancheck
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
There are two wolves inside of you
One bottle of DayQuil and one bottle of NyQuil
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Big plans this weekend! *coughing attack*
A bottle of DayQuil and 1/2 gallon of orange juice
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
What in the absolute fuck is this madness, DraftKings
A notification from DraftKings that Whitney Houston awaits me
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Communism is truly dead
My door dasher is Stalin
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
We soldier on
Streaming the Everton game on my phone which is hooked up to a beefy power station
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Hello gorgeous!
Pizza
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
#nice
Odometer reading 69696 miles
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Surf’s up
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Icecold Davis @icecolddavis.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
It’s party time!
A box of COVID vaccines
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