Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 15/07/2026One hit off the Metal Gear Solid Guard perc got me saying “who’s there” and pulling the fire alarm 000
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Using galvanized nails, that’s right that’s right, I said I’m using galvanized nails 000
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 06/01/20262027 isn’t gonna be anyone’s year because I just got rid of it. 2030 is next. 000
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 01/01/2026My New Year’s resolution is to prevent other people from fulfilling theirs 000
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Wow! I think I see Santa flying over- Oh my god. What is that. Was it always like that. What the hell. 020
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I am the evil Wizard and welcome back to Spire Flipper today I turn this rancid old 2 bed 1 bath tower into a necromancer’s dream getaway with the perfect view of the king’s keep 000
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Do you think that Peewee Herman has thought about making one of his Rube Goldberg machines be one of those Kevin McCallister murder devices just for fun 000
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Spicy chili crisp is too played out I want money dispensing sauce 000
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I’m going to hit you in the unfunny bone (your cervical vertebrae) 010
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I think we should strap a GoPro on a person and then jettison him into space just for fun 000
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 04/10/2025We CEOs at Big Company are committed to trying to stay relevant in the modern era, which is why we are announcing our newest children’s toy: “Tickle Me Epstein” 000
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 30/08/2025If you think about it, killing people is like gatekeeping the passage of time 021
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 21/08/2025That jerk Bernie, he went and joined Journey, the Jerk Circus, and the Jerkcus all in one day 000
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Guy who uses The Purge as an excuse to eat Surströmming in a public area 000
Icarus @icarusterra.bsky.social · 24/07/2025The Virginia Beach Aquarium has my favorite sea creature, Mike Tyson 010
