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Formerly @ Bungie Currently @ Laid Off BFA 1997 @ Parsons banner: i dunno, but i cleaned it up pfp: me dealing with a migraine 🏳️‍⚧️ 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 🏳️‍🌈 🧭 PNW ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶜʳᵉᵉᵖ! ᵢ ₜₕᵢₙₖ

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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 29/09/2026
Sen. Eric Schmitt making an ass out of himself during today’s Jack Smith hearing, with clown makeup on.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 29/09/2026
A photo of three furry individuals with the text OPERATION EPIC FURRY overlaid
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 28/09/2026
This is my friend Party-san (パーティーさん).
A drunk Japanese salaryman passed out on a Tokyo subway.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 28/09/2026
HIVE DETECT
This Media is 99.9% Likely to be Al-Generated Image
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Adrien Brody in a dreadlock wig introducing Sean Paul on SNL
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 19/09/2026
Oh, Abe! ❤️
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 18/09/2026
I knew it. I’m in love with Goober.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 18/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen of the US, our Secretary of Health and Human Services
RFK Jr. freeing a nose goblin with his index finger at a convention for dimwits.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 18/09/2026
THAT’S a moray!
Photo of a moray eel
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 17/09/2026
Come one, come all! Submit your audition video (unmoderated!!!) and maybe YOU can be Ed Sheeran’s new warm up act! openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope... Just watch what you say about Palestine. FREE PALESTINE! END THE GENOCIDE!
YOU COULD OPEN FOR ED SHEERAN
LOOP TOUR | DEC. 11, 2026
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Guitar Center: Open for Legends™
"Open for Legends" is a brand-new competition series elevating undiscovered musicians to a global platform, beginning with the chance to open for Ed Sheeran at his LOOP Tour show in Mexico City. Enter your original song by Oct. 7, and you couldfleamarket

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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 16/09/2026
Drop some candles
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 15/09/2026
Back and rarin’ to govern!
Baby prunes from SpongeBob. A dried up old worm in a tiki wheelchair.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 15/09/2026
No joke
A tooth beaver gnawing on Ren’s exposed tooth nerve.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 15/09/2026
He’s looking rested, tho
Baby Prunes, from Spongbob. A shriveled up worm in a tiki wheelchair.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 11/09/2026
I cannot believe this dusty, pasty, old white man is a mere few months older than me. I need to tape this on my mirror so that I can feel a little better about myself. (Michael Whatley, NC Republican senate candidate)
Michael David Whatley (born October 1, 1968)
American politician and lawyer. Former chair of the Republican National Committee. Current NC senate candidate. Thinks 9/11 happened on Sept 1.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 05/09/2026
This game really gets me. #TomodachiLife #LivingTheDream #Nintendo
Tomodachi Life screenshot. An abstract b/w background, a spotlight, and the open-ended statement, “I’d be embarrassed to be seen…” In a text field below, the word “pooping” has been entered. There are example answers below that, reading,”’shouting’ ‘doomscrolling’ ‘complaining’”Tomodachi Life screenshot. A strangle looking purple character in a dim room with frilly furnishings stands under a spotlight, says, “Really?! I totally disagree! In fact, I'm into pooping in public!”Tomodachi Life screenshot. A strangle looking purple character in a room with frilly furnishings says, “Look. I'll show you my flyswatter, but I'm not showing anyone else.”
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 05/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era
A Caucasian male in his mid-thirties at a restaurant giving a sideways glance as he pretends to put a piece of rotini up his nose.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 05/09/2026
I heard we were posting whole
Cream-O-Land Whole Milk product shot
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 05/09/2026
A common mistake, but Michael Keaton’s actual name is Michael Douglas. Here he is.
Fred MacMurray as Steven Douglas on My Three Sons.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 05/09/2026
Whee
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 05/09/2026
This is interesting.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 04/09/2026
This game is too fucking cute. apps.apple.com/app/id649913...
Cartoon cats chilling in a backyard.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 04/09/2026
I’ve been out of NY for about half my life, but it’s still in me. It sucks that it said I speak most lie someone from New Jersey, though mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
A heat map of places in the US that sound most and least like me, placing me in the Northeast. I’m from Poughkeepsie, NY.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 26/08/2026
On the day I went away, [Goodbye] Was all I had to say, [Now I] I want to come again and stay, [Oh my my] Smile, and that will mean I may
Black and white publicity photo of Tim Curry with a goatee in a tuxedo. His hands are clasped in front of his bow tie, and both index finger rest pensively upon his philtrum. His head is bent down slightly, but his eyes are up, gazing at the viewer. The right side of his mouth is cocked up in a knowing smile.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 26/08/2026
Halcyon days
Joe Robinette Biden Jr. in 2020 beside the words:

I browned in the woods and had to put dirt over it.

~ Courtesy of Bad Lip Reading
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 26/08/2026
Raccoon Duran Raccoon Might Be Giants Massive Raccoon Duran Raccoon La Raccoon Husker Raccoön Raccoon and Sebastian Raccoon 7
A racoon doing the rocker hand symbols it says "name a band but change one of the words to raccoon"
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 23/08/2026
If you see this, post a blonde
Debbie Harry, 1979
Photographer: I think it is Maureen DonaldsonDebbie Harry, 2014
Photographer: Annie Leibovitz
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 22/08/2026
A magical realm for meat lovers
Screenshot of NYT Spelling Bee with CARNIA spelled out. Not a valid word.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 22/08/2026
Screenshot of NYT Spelling Bee with CATRUIN spelled out. Not a valid word.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 22/08/2026
PANGRAM!
Screenshot of NYT Spelling Bee with AIRCUNT spelled out. Not a valid word.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 22/08/2026
Just my own biased opinion
Image of the Cure singles album “Standing on a Beach.” Cover photo is a black-and-white portrait of the rugged, weathered face of John Button, a retired fisherman from Rye, England.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 21/08/2026
Do you hear what I’m saying, Gary? Gary?! Indiana has zero power.
Trending headline: Gary, Indiana lacks power after storm
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 12/08/2026
Self-reporting bias for sure. undertale. jadenthejaded. uk
Results from an Undertale-themed personality test: 

SOUL VIRTUES ExTRACTOR
KINDNESS
GREEN SOUL
No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel.
KINDNESS             65%
INTEGRITY            64%
JUSTICE                47%
BRAVERY               37%
PATIENCE              36%
PERSEVERANCE   34%
DETERMINATION  28%
undertale. jadenthejaded. uk
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 12/08/2026
Some recent #TomodachiLife #LivingTheDream screenshots
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 10/08/2026
Tony da MOOCH!
Anthony Scaramucci looking derpy in a Daily Beast YouTube thumbnail.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 09/08/2026
A better Superman than Dean Cain
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 07/08/2026
He is literally just months away from becoming his mother.
Donald’s mom, Mary, in 1997. A striking resemblance. The yellow straw flax on her head is shaped into a large, jaunty dollop.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 05/08/2026
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 01/08/2026
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
An illustration of two cute smiling brains nuzzling.
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 31/07/2026
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 31/07/2026
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 28/07/2026
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 28/07/2026
New Mitch McConnell Proof of Life just dropped!!!
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 27/07/2026
Vintage-style sign showing a smiling soldier in a helmet holding a metal mug. Text reads: “How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up.”
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
The cover of The Smashing Pumpkins' 1993 album Siamese Dream featuring two young girls embracing in dresses and fairy wings
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 24/07/2026
I don’t know. What do YOU think it is? #TomodachiLife
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream screenshot of a No Face Mii playing the Pixel Game. There is a pixelated glass of apple juice displayed, and No Face is saying, “What do you think it is?”
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 24/07/2026
Don’t mind the fan noise. It’s been hot in herrr. #TomodachiLife
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 24/07/2026
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 22/07/2026
I just want everyone to know that I aced this and I’m announcing my run for President in 2028! 🎈
Scammy “Dementia Test” chum ad in the NYT app. Two filled circles; one filled with hot pink and a pattern of white dots, the other royal blue with thin white parallel horizontal lines. 

Dementia Test

If you can correctly answer 5 out of 10 simple questions, you have passed this cognitive check.

Which circle has horizontal stripes?
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ɱąɖɖıɛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @icantth.ink · 21/07/2026
Drop a WEREWOLF 🐺 🖤 🌕
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