Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yup. Could have been either of us: sideways snow outside, parents shopping, in awe of all the warmer and drier places around the world that being a pro skateboarder could take you. 110
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Daughter said "thanks, boss" getting out of a car the other day. New levels of parenting pride. 010
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The grocery store magazine rack skate mag selection was wildly influential growing up — would definitely not be writing about skating and maybe not be writing at all if they didn't exist in the 90s and aughts. RIP. 130
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trust: www.google.com/goto?url=CAE...google.comDramamineEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. 000
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Came up after I saw the first sentence of the first graf. First time I've encountered it — wild stuff. 100
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I (with great internal conflict) sub to the times, but making people hand over an email address to read a gift article is some remarkably uncouth "if you're not paying, the product is you" nonsense. 110
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 23/07/2026You go to Tempe for Slow Impact and see a lot of NB# — company town, no surprise — but when I realized EVERYONE over 29 was wearing the Reynolds shoe I had a Wee-Bey moment 120
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Online gambling is wack, but I'd love to be able to wager on whether the white dude working out in denim tears at the rec center will be at the skatepark later. 010
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Defaulting to a frontside carve instead of backside, for sure 010
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Bunch of nollies in a row in the bike lane. Full speed. Probably didn't look great — felt amazing. 1100
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Appreciate the motivation to slide the novel to the back burner and getting this Plank piece going. That said, congrats, the water delivery storyline helped tap into the desert hospitality logistics literary scene! This sounds like something out of a Carver novel — lmk if you get strange mail. 010
Reposted by Ian BrowningCole Nowicki @colenowicki.com · 29/05/2026Wrote about Marc Johnson, one of the best to ever do it www.simplemagic.ca/take-somethi...simplemagic.caYou can take something that was pure thought and you can make it realityMarc Johnson, 1977-2026 22311
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The late Sonny Rollins — a skateboarder in a parallel universe 020
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Ice rink? Novelty swords? Listen pal, the Sabres already have a farm team. 020
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 15/05/2026He's a bozo and borderline-defensive liability. Belongs on the wing because he can't really cover 200 feet. Imagine a game seven though. 100
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 15/05/2026It was great to see Thompson and Dahlin finally start too contribute — wish it could have been for the Sabres 120
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Trying to decide which skateboard I bring to Seattle based on how well the Sabres have played on days close to sessions. 020
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This is a psyop to pull New York Media Twitter into another couple of weeks internecine fighting, and annoy everyone else on here. Like when someone brought up Union Pool. 000
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Bro(s), Slow Impact is essentially a convention of 300 30+ skaters wearing the Reynolds shoe. Truly wild. 120
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Waking up, peeking at the NHL standings, and seeing a Y next to the Sabres' name for the first time since 2010 030
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Pencils with bad, non-functional erasers — what's going on here? Who are we kidding? 000
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Popovers were really sick! What's up with the post-grinder rub bricking? Touching up a rough spot, or is the brick a finer grit to smooth it out even more? I haven't pulled the trigger on a grinder and am still bricking by hand on the off chance I'm going from scratch. 100
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I temporarily suspended my "the Olympics are trash" stance to watch with the kids this year. They were into it, and it was nice until Tage Thompson got outed as a maga bozo. Now this. Time to get back in the "these games destroy cities so that Coke and corrupt officials can get rich" trenches! 120
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Man. I can't wait to have a healed pelvis and have an AI-free weekend on my skateboard. 010
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Definitely saw some Supreme dudes pushing around in Nike / Preme puffers while the sane world was wearing hoodies when they left the house and skating in tees a few years back. 110
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Negligence is negligence and saying "but I'm old" shouldn't factor into things if your death machine kills four people. We should also be giving people drivers tests at every renewal. I bet it sucks to get some level of personal agency taken away, but fewer pedestrians will get smoked. Take a Lyft. 150
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Crazy how I have been on the internet my entire life and am still this bad at it. 000
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 14/03/2026FINE here's a working link: skatejawn.com/frosted-flak...skatejawn.comSkate Jawn Frosted Flakes by Ian BrowningSkate Jawn Frosted Flakes by Ian Browning A short story by Ian Browning, from issue 90. Out now. 030
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Here's a sentence that would have been incomprehensible to me two years ago: I wrote some short fiction for the new issue of Skate Jawn. skatejawn.com/frosted-flakes… 192
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Bumping this because I was walking down memory lane and forgot about ol' Ron 230
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Guy in one of the first few rows of the most violent hockey games I've ever seen, cheering for the Sabres, is wearing an eS hoodie and brown pants. 040
Reposted by Ian BrowningCole Nowicki @colenowicki.com · 06/03/2026This week, @vadiparty.bsky.social and @ibrowning.bsky.social report on the people, happenings, and wheelbases of Slow Impact, I report on some things I saw on television, an AMAZING opossum video, and more. www.simplemagic.ca/the-spaces-b...simplemagic.caThe spaces between basesSlow Impact dispatches from José Vadi and Ian Browning, a dispatch from my couch, the end of time, and more. 0112
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I hit the streets of Tempe during Slow Impact to get a little slice of the weekend (and annoy people with questions about their wheelbase) for Simple Magic: www.simplemagic.ca/the-spaces-b... 182
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I had not considered a hemp necklace resurgence but now that you mention it, the vibes do seem imminent. 100
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Finn Pope: two minute minor for skating to The Cure in an Antihero flick. Sorry, but those are the rules. 050
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Hughes still playing after having two teeth cracked — important not to say that professional team sports are skateboarding, and yet 020
Ian Browning @ibrowning.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Unreal how much faster this game is than anything in the NHL, and it's maybe less fun? 000