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Elliott Willgrave

@iareelliott.bsky.social
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If movies have taught me one thing, it's that bad guys have a monopoly on empty factories.
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Can we get reboot of HBO's The Last Of Us?
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The Trump Administration wants you as poor as possible.
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Make them all afraid.
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Let the bourbon industry die.
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Only Americans are arrogant enough to take a look at fascism and say, "I bet we can do that better than Hitler."
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
When it comes time, I just want all the countries that I may try make a life in to know, I'm not American.
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Inflation to 3%. LOL. All aboard the idiot train.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Don’t just say DEI as if it’s a bad word. Spell it out. Say diversity, which is the lifeblood of American society & culture & innovation. Say equity, which a just society should pursue. Say inclusion, because decent people believe in increasing belonging, not isolating people who are different.
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sometimes when my hands are a little dirty I just rub them together really hard until they heat up and my dead skin turns into rolls and fall off. All clean!!
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Remember that time we had allies and friends on the world stage? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Holy ****
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Bend the knee and kiss the ring if you want that government money. That's what this country has become.
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
You're not fooling anyone, "Mr. Don't-tread-on-me-license-plate-on-a-Mini-Cooper."
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Fistfight! Fistfight! Fistfight in the parking lot!
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"The question we all want know is, 'how did the Antioch school shooter get the gun?'" -News, 2025. Any American with half a brain isn't asking that question. The fucking things are as prolific as litter.
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Make America Great Depression Again.
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Where the fuck did this energy go?
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Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Wikipedia
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
My favorite part of freshly paved roads is when they rip it all to pieces the next day to fix a pipe or some bullshit they couldn't fix beforehand.
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
HIPAA: You must protect your private health info at all costs! DOCTOR'S OFFICE (through paper thin walls): Hi, Mr. Smith. Can you give me your name and DOB? It says here that you have a torn rectum from inserting a Lionel caboose up your ass and a burning rash on the tip of your peepee? Correct?
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Elliott Willgrave @iareelliott.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
When does the USA get to the part in the timeline when doctors and scientists coincidentally start falling off buildings in droves?
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