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@ianthealy.bsky.social
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50% superhero books, 50% hockey shitposting, 50% pro-democracy ("but that's 150%, Ian!") That's right. Fυcκ you I won't do what you tell me! linktr.ee/ianthomashealy

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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 22h
The officials are having a tough time calling offsides during the same game as when it happens. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 23h
"Three goals, two pizzas, and a calzone" has absolutely wrecked me. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 23h
Couldn't happen to a nicer goalie. Except Carter Hart. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 23h
Binner definitely on one tonight. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coach Bednar still has the best hair in the league and I will not be taking questions. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really lovely to have Lauren Gardner back. *waves* HI LAUREN! #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Altiboobs spending an inordinate amount of time talking about *checks notes* Noah Juulsen. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that Binnington is a sore loser who threw a water bottle at Kadri. I hope the Avs eat heartily at his dismay. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good evening, Avs fans and faithful! The Blues are in town, and I have nachos, so I may be a bit sparse to post to start. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm geeking out over the glut of #PWHL news this morning. Now we just need to know what the team names will be for San Jose, Detroit, Las Vegas, and Hamilton. Anyone want to make a guess?
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I didn't want to stay up this late, but I'm really glad I did. Great win FERDA BOYZ. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drunky McDrunkface: DARCEEE DARRRCEEE DARCY *vomit* #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bednar freebasing pepto on the bench. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#GoAvsGo
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Count von Count Counts Eight
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TOUCHDOWN! #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mack tossing helmets is a Colorado tradition. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NATHAN MACKINNON FIGHTING I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So it's gonna be the Heart Attack Kids in the burgundy and blue this season. Got it. #goAvsgo
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Karen Walker (Megan Mullally) Drinking Inna
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I CANT EVEN WHAT IS THIS POWER PLAY SUCCESS AND FAILURE #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#goAvsgo
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Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lehky is playing for a new contract. Which is to say, he's playing like he always does. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw that hit from Manson coming, like, 20 minutes ago. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surely this is getting called back for goalie interference. Surely. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shot was blocked by *checks notes* Noah Juulsen. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FORECHECK BACKCHECK PAYCHECK BOYZ FERDA #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WHEEL SNIPE CELLY BOYZ #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE YIPE I JUST YIPED AT THAT GOAL #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Clapclapclapclap #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manson with his patented no-look, no-clear defensive play. #GoAvsGo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Avs give up a shortie. Blackwood should have had that one. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE MACK ATTACK IS BACK JACK NO HACKS IN THAT STACK #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PARKER KELLY SHORTIE WELCOME BACK SIR WE'RE GLAD TO HAVE YOU #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bednar has the look of a man who's considering pairing Makar with *checks notes* Noah Juulsen. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And then... #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Props to Blackwood. That was a great save. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HEY AVS MAYBE YOU COULD DEFEND THAT BYFIELD GUY YEAH? #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drunky McDrunkface: LETZ GOOO PHLEGSHMORE #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TJ Hughes Total Jenius Hughes. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hurdurrrr A power play goal? By the second unit? UP IS DOWN LEFT IS RIGHT WHAT IS HAPPENING #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here we go. All new power play. Some people say the first power play of the season is how the season will go. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TNT: Good save by McKenzie Blackwood. Here's why that's bad for the Avs... #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Turnover in the defensive zone. Avs in mid-season form. And late season form. And playoffs form. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good evening Avs fans and faithful! It's been a long summer, and I'm ready for *checks notes* the Noah Juulsen Era. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huh. Avs game hasn't started yet. Let's see how the Pittsburgh-Philadelphia game is goi-OH MY WORD #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bite-size Just Cause fiction in a convenient collection! - books.bookfunnel.com/oct-2026-sf-...
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THIS IS GAVIN BRINDLEY ERASURE AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT *pounds on desk* #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Announcers are contractually obligated to refer to any 4 on 3 power play as "rare." No matter how frequently they happen. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Avalanche power play is already in mid-season form. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well...dang. #goAvsgo
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AuthorIan @ianthealy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kelly blasts a guy without his stick and allows the rest of the PK to clear the zone. Glad to have ya back, sir. #goAvsgo
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