Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Find yourself someone who loves you as much as Toyotaro loves drawing hands 030 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"Huh, this is also written with the exact chintzy marketing cadence of major LLMs. Let's check that author bio. Ah." 110 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I play videogames for their tightly crafted narratives I feel bad that these are all so old; I'm sorry. I'm sure there are a lot of newer games I'd enjoy too. Tried to limit to one entry per series, but Alpha Sapphire is on there to represent my sole competitive(tm) tournament gamer stint 361 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 02/03/2026This should for sure be understood to be a nothing "Look, we're doing something!" corporate/investor slide (people pretending for other people who know they're pretending), but aside from all the other subtle absurdities and inaccuracies here...what do they think is happening in this step? 100 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Does anyone know how to get Word to not do annoying shit like this when I'm writing fiction and trying to channel an original human thought with rhythmic expression? 320 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Wine + painting home date with the girlfriend. Mine left, hers right. Spot on. 010 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I quarter-fed my way to the end with Baraka earlier tonight, but the back half was just this the whole time. 030 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Text from my American girlfriend, on year six in Japan. For real, you have no idea. Doing anything medical in America even with robust insurance (a non-given) can be a logistical nightmare. 160 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Don't tell me it's boring Or basic Or mid Today's lunch includes 000 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Asking my girlfriend what she wants for her birthday 060 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Shoutouts to right-wing-propoganda-masquerading-as-popular-entertainment Bayverse straight-up having the Autobots perform a black ops dispatch of an Iranian (oh, sorry, "Middle East"; one of the worst captions of all time) nuclear site in 2011's loathsome Dark of the Moon, by the way 131 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Murder mystery party night. Gf and I were 1920s exotic tea purveyors with secret pasts. Ran around doing a translatic accent all night talking about the fine "Jen-may-cha" I'd acquired during my travels 040 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 18/06/2025There's currently an irreconcilable rift between 7-11 locations over whether these tofu cake bars go with sweets or health snacks Pick a side; no one shall be granted the luxury of ambivalence in the coming war 010 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Bought years ago but have beem actively reading it during lunch breaks since changing jobs, and I cannot recommend it enough. I was debating translating 刺さりそうなところ as "ideas that resonate" earlier, but then Judy Wakabayash herself jumped out to smack the keyboard out of my hand for changing register 2102 0
Ian Sacks @iansacks.bsky.social · 12/05/2025So it turns out Google's AI summary will tell you any random keigo-essque nonsense you type into it is a real, used Japanese phrase. Here are a few of my favorite results: 110 0