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Ian

@ianrendall.bsky.social
33 followers 50 following 470 posts

Games, movies, fishing. Used to do bass but not so much now. Portland, Dorset. Politically apathetic but definitely left AF.

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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 18h
Bloody love me a bossman shop. One near me sells Asian snacks and Buldak 3x noodles. Absolute godsend of a retail establishment.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Didn’t you work for them? I seem to remember you saying once maybe twice? 😉
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The hand that feeds them.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The thing about space, the color of space, your basic space color - is it's black.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Duke 😍😍
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nobody ‘works’ in digital marketing. They attend meetings that could have been emails and write buzz words on whiteboards and don’t wear socks.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
See also: Wonderstuff re cows.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which is absolutely fine. Until you see what the OP is actually referring to, which is riding whilst also holding a phone in their hand watching insta reels or having FaceTime calls.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just respond with these
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a brilliant, fantastic journey into the mind of a man, a legend. For anyone even a bit into games. Also a great insight into the world of gaming mags and journalism.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of course, I’d love to buy from a bricks and mortar shop, but they can’t be bothered to curate their stock properly. “We can order one in. It’ll be three weeks though.” Fuck off.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A law needs to be passed that all future games and hardware use only SID and/or YM2612 chips.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He should have had it engraved.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@mirandakeeling.com Observed a moment on the bus. Two very young men with fishing gear got on and sat adjacent to an eccentric woman in her 70s with a little dog. Absolutely no Venn diagram crossover anywhere near. Somehow a conversation began about freshwater licences. Then the lady had to alight.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Teenagers who are actively into politics are just fucking weird.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OP definitely went to the School of Hard Knocks and the University of Life. Also hates lifeboats.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A fine selection.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Try the NCI. Volunteer coast watch organisation. www.nci.org.uk Also, you’ve earned a follow as I’m also a fan of the stuff in your bio, especially horror and exploitation movies, and very specifically blaxploitaton and cynical 70s sci fi.
nci.org.uk
National Coastwatch – Eyes Along The Coast
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very common term in TV writing, especially in the days of serials of old . The creator/showrunner/producer would provide detailed descriptions of characters and settings that guest writers and directors should adhere to.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Twatty behaviour begets twatty behaviour. Equilibrium. This is the way.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just have to stand up and he’s already waiting by his cupboard door.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Modern phones just don’t last.” They do if you look after them, fool!
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
youtu.be/Tv39xT8L0dA?...
youtu.be
Tim Akers and the Smoking Section "Shake It Off"
YouTube video by Tim Akers and the Smoking Section
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hopefully a Megadrive/SNES adapter and their 8 bit counterparts will be possible.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also with F22
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Question about the Mister Multisystem range. Have they, or will they have in future, the ability to use original game carts, or even discs?
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BA still hits his arm on the seat too.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Magna Carta sovereign citizen common law throbber.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@uridiumauthor.bsky.social is this you? 😁😁
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ring up and see how long it takes to talk to a real person. I dare you.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The problem word here is ‘collectors’. The people who buy as assets to put on a shelf with no intention of watching, playing, listening or taking of the shrink wrap.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Walter’s guitar sounds so good on this. Try Donald Fagen’s Nightfly album next.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was beginning to think I was the only person to appreciate Omega Five. Thank you for proving me wrong ❤️
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My favoured indicator of smug cuntishness are those that simply reply ‘No’ to Anon Opins.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That’s one for the jank bank.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Would leave zero stars if I could.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thanks for this trove of joy!
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(But yes, trash. American owned trash).
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is me having a lark at a Newsquest print centre this morning 😁
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Being bigger would work in their favour you’d think. More room for sponsors logos on their outfits.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nothing wrong with Jeans and Sheux.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
RGB Scart on a nicely calibrated CRT is unbeatable. Scart could handle up to 1080p but HDMI won out so it wasn’t widely implemented.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I use microwave packet plain rice. In a pan fried with butter, a little sugar and cumin seeds. Lush.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Where I live on Portland, there are 5 pubs, a social club, and a bar, all within walking distance of my house. All but one are exclusively wet. They are all thriving, all have live music and events and it’s fantastic! The only one to charge £6+ for a pint is the food pub where tourists go.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I watched Escape From New York the other day. My first thought? London.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Used to love Crosswits. The greatest ever player was, in my opinion, John Junkin.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
England, you’re back in pleeey.
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Ian @ianrendall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think more of people who say they like Steely Dan. It means they’ve got a brain decent enough to appreciate the musical and lyrical complexities of their songs.
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