ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Found my adult daughter washing down her Tylenol with a generous spoonful of Tillamook vanilla ice cream. "Works better than water" she asserted. Clever girl. 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You never meet the fakey-ist fake banana flavor that ever flavor-faked? THIS. 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Company brain-storming: "There are no bad ideas." Oh yes there are. 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Old school wargames for sale, LA gaming convention. 010
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Why play when you can just ogle the layouts? Warhammer at LA gaming convention. 020
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Seen at gaming convention at LAX Hilton. Is Warhammer a wargame or a craft show? 010
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Overheard at Trader Joe's: Woman holding container of vanilla ice cream says "I don't know, the third ingredient in the list is sugar." Couldn't tell if she thought that was too much or too little. 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 12/12/20242. "No habla Ingles, señorita." 1. "This beer ain't drink itself." 3/ 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 12/12/20245."I promised the kids I would take them to Ikea to check out the new Arglbargen bookcases." 4. "There's a manatee in the garage, and under the the federal Marine Mammal Protection Act I can't come within 100 yards of it." 3. "The Second Law of Thermodynamics, duh." 2/ 010
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Ten Reasons for Not Cleaning the Garage This Weekend: 10. "I need to hit Tractor Supply first." 9. "The Chiefs are up by 3." 8. "Who am I to disturb the flow of the universe?" 7. "The Chiefs are down by 3." 6. "Bad feng shui" 1/ 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 11/12/20244. Torgo, Master of the Space Under the Sink 3. The Fighting' Chitin 2. That Little Brown Fucker 1. Kyle 2/ 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Ten Names For That Giant Cockroach You Keep Trying to Step On: 10. Zippy 9. Conan the Cockroach 8. Ol' Dodgy Jones 7. Mr. He's Over There Now 6. Mr. Nope Over There 5. Mr. Dammit Back There 1/ 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Ten Names for a Race of Subterranean Dwellers: 10. Morlocks 8. Grimlocks 8. Bikelocks 7. Subterraneos 6. Mole fans 5. Gopher-botherers 4. People who get a +2 bonus to Stealth checks in areas of darkness 3. Cave-o Americans 2. Basementonians 1. Kyle 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 12/09/2024Just got rattled by a light earthquake a few minutes, current estimated at 4.6. Dog slept right through it, good for her. 110
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 29/08/2024Overheard at work: "I told him it was too soon in the deposition to start cursing." 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 08/08/2024Dog getting ready for the evening walk has that "I've been inside too long and need to smell something new" energy. 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 05/08/2024What if tater tots aren't taters in tot form but tots that have been tattered? Scary... 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 29/07/2024We discussed incontinence into the wee hours of the morning. 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 29/07/2024Don't get on your high horse to lecture me about dressage! 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 29/07/2024I must admit my interest in vexillology is flagging. 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 28/07/2024Took some bottles back to the city recycling center. Payout wasn't a lot, but it felt good to a have a little extra money. Like discovering a forgotten dollar bill crumpled up in your pants pocket. 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 25/07/2024What games have taught me; Poker - bluff carefully Chess - plan ahead D&D - always loot the bodies of the fallen 010
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 25/07/2024There are three spells in D&D: 1. Fireball 2. Heal 3. everything else 010
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 25/07/2024Tired: sex on the couch. Wired: sex with the couch. JD makes it too easy. 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 24/07/2024Tracy Morgan's admonition to "live every week like it is Shark Week" is distinctly problematic now that we have cocaine sharks. 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 24/07/2024Son just said something "just broke the straw on the camel's back." I know what you mean bro. 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 24/07/2024Anybody got an answer to the question of why JD Vance goes by JD instead of his given name James Donald? "Jim Vance" is fine, albeit kinda dull. "JD" is too preppy, douchey sounding. Maybe he wants people to think it stands for "Jefferson Davis." 000
ianrb.bsky.social @ianrb.bsky.social · 23/07/2024Lotsa talk about who Kamala's VP pick should be. It oughta be someone she and others at the executive level feel confidence in. That said, I personally lean towards Mark Kelly (D-Freakin' Astronaut.) 050
