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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
RELEASE THE L…ets just all move on! i.redd.it/d6ddqei0a2df...
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Someone more artistic than me reimagine him to not look as deranged using the Nintendo color palette $3 tip
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Hey @newyorker.com - since it’s 2022 and there’s a presidential election coming up in 2024, your piece about Biden’s decline is super timely. Super glad there isn’t a current decline impacting all of us you should be focused on in the distant future of 2025.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Karoline Leavitt: “Unlike the warmongering democrats, Trump is bringing peace to the Middle East and is sacrificing his comfort on freshly gold plated Air Force 1 just to set an example for the people how prosperous the US can be with open trade his tariffs are bringing. You’re welcome America.”
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Thats a duckbearbeaver and I won’t be convinced otherwise
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
He asked if we could make it all computer, not if we should make it all computer.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Put respect on idiot boyfriend’s name
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Make ICE frozen water you forgot to get enough of for this god damn cookout again
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Looking for advice: not autistic, didn’t do my taxes. Am I gonna get MAHAd to a concentration camp?
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
God pointing a shotgun at earth saying “fuck it, not worth the shell”
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
You too can be a MAGA mouthpiece for the low low price of loads of gender affirming care and your soul
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
We’ll see who’s smiling when I introduce you to my good friend spaghetti sauce I left in the pan on the counter for a week
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Still a ways to go but solid 9.5/10 for me. Roguelike framework gimping runs or not giving rooms I need is def frustrating. Otherwise, how much information they give you without an in-game notebook or journal to refer back to can feel like a lot. My photos and notes look like ramblings of a madman
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
ChatGPT never being asked something so stupid, and having nothing coherent to use as a basis, does explain how we got these penguins right where we want em.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Sleepy lookin pretty good now huh
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Casually slipping “man I’d hate to be close to retirement right now” into conversation with my 65 year old MAGA parents
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Why hasn’t anyone ever filmed a round of golf of his? I would love to watch that and see his championship play.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I have a spin on this idea: what if the richest people HERE make payments towards the debt, we go back to actual free trade, and agree to pretend this didn’t happen to save trumps fragile wittle ego? We could call it the “Unfucking the Future from Oligarchy” act. Support UFO!
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
In his defense, he couldn’t just let 2016 Trump walk away with Worst President Ever without a fight
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Rest easy knowing that the stupid, terrible thing that eclipses this last stupid, terrible thing, is right around the corner ✨💫
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
That’s a spicy meatball
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Spider-Man pointing at another Spider-Man meme caption with thou, nay thou in reverence to the Chaucer skeet
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Probably a better time than never to learn about jurisdiction and what happens when you have a staffer skeet about something after it happens rather than standing up to prevent it. Wishful thinking but maybe you can get ‘em next constitutional crisis. Or wag your finger, whichever
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
This man’s 60% pants
Fish from SpongeBob SquarePants that has pants that go up to his tits like Trump’s geriatric ass in this photo
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
But he is at least a smoll port ugal
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I just spit out my drink. Jesse Waters: “You were never on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet, were you?” RFK, Jr: “I was on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet two times.”
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
On one hand, it’s insane this is a qualification when this dipshit that hasn’t worked a real job in his life is president. On the other hand, America couldn’t make the right choice between a felon and a woman who laughed… so maybe as much experience as possible isn’t the worst call.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Leopards eating shocked maga pikachu faces
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
“We (probably) killed one high ranking Houthi and all it cost was a few lives (including children) and one national security fiasco. This is somehow the biggest success of the Trump administration thus far.”
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rollover IRA
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Turns out the chocotaco was the glue holding this fickle society together
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Hello! I am reaching out to you on behalf of my client, Spider.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
They really stole a weeklong news clusterfuck from the jaws of any one of them taking accountability and lying about promising to do better, but never admitting you’re wrong while innovating on ways to be it IS the Republican way now
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
“Losing mommy and daddy to the plague was hard,” says Eleanor, 9, of Avignon, “but at least my friend Squeaks is still here to keep me company.”
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
In for a dollar, in for a dozen
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Irregardless, I’m chomping at the bit to go to the atm machine and nip this thing in the butt, for all intensive purposes
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Can you be thrown into a bog upon death? Asking for me.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Hey isn’t this the bot account that butt fumbled actual engagement for corpo bullshit?
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If he leaves the board, divests his shares, and removes everyone from the board he has under his thumb, still no, because he’s helping to screw up EV infrastructure, but def a higher chance than right now.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Interesting question! Because I’m consciously thinking about the colors, I can and do picture them with it, but if I’m daydreaming or zoned out, it is grayscale similar to dreams.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I’m a millennial but I dream in black and white so it’s interesting to hear this is generational. I was never really aware or thinking about it until I saw a similar video that made me realize that wasn’t normal. Interestingly, random objects are occasionally in color, as well as some night terrors.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
#angryupskeet
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Omg I’ve been having trouble being an absolute piece of shit to anyone different than me; do I have the brain worms?
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
If you need something to do with any rotting tomatoes, please see the tour schedule
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
“The china shop the bull is in stays OPEN”
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
You just voted for the people shutting the government down by gutting it. What about those working families? What about the chaos we already have you’re enabling with this vote? Standing by this principle no matter what the cost makes you stubborn, not brave.
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@schumer.senate.gov if Trump wants a shutdown so bad, why is he congratulating you on Propaganda Social for “doing the right thing” by voting Yes?
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ianodork.bsky.social @ianodork.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
You make awesome stuff available to so many people! First place I look when prototyping a new idea. Creating assets for people IS groundbreaking. If you need inspiration, you can always talk to your fans and users and see what kind of stuff they’re building or would like to build!
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