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Ian McLaughlin

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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We demand to be taken seriously
A representative of the Orange Order dressed in a suit with a bowler hat, white gloves and orange sash speaks to a police constable
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Following a heavily-publicised recruitment drive last weekend assisted by DM, Express, GB News etc - the Reality Rules Runners protest group now has a whopping 113 signed up runners. For scale, there are 930 Parkruns in the UK
Parkrun screengrab showing 113
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did... AI write this?
copy includes: Would you like this tightened further for a 250-word web brief, or rewritten with a stronger Google Discover-style headline and intro?
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bottled it
Comments are closed on this story
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
delighted to see the DNS registry pulled it
"This site can't be reached" DNS failure
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No
Advert screencap "for total piece of mind."
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Scenes from Faragefest
Bart says the line meme “Count Binface is the establishment”
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The TL always delivers
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A-Level qualifiers 🤝 Elite athletes
Happy medalists jumping
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Unhinged explanation meme
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shocked, I tell you
Data suggests fears of UK ‘non dom’ exodus overblown
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh no
Bar chart of Tesla’s declining sales
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Increased levels of this on my feed in recent days. Maybe a bit of rain will help
Old man yells at cloud
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This has fallen from 30% to 25 and now 11% in about an hour
Ft screen grab: SpaceX indicated to open 11% higher
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Evening ruined
The News Agents: Is Trump Impotent?
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
fuck no
Graphic in an email sent from Revolut saying 
SPACEX: Apply for SpaceX shares ahead of public listing
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Unfortunately the electorate seems to reward them for it
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Our PM Starmer, there
As you know, I always say and believe we should all uphold international law, but I think at this stage, fast-moving situation,
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
It begins. And we only have ourselves to blame
Guardian most viewed headline: The perfect morning routine: how to build a happy, healthy start to the day – from showers to sunshine
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Man says “would” into a microphone with a dozen people trying to stop him
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
So Mr Offord, what was it that first attracted you to the party of unapologetic racist Nigel Farage?
Mrs Merson looks quizzical
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Hoff soap dispenser
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Cloudflare is down at least partially, minimal disruption here thankfully
Cloudflare status page showing Internal Server Error for postcodes.io
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
how would you describe people who place in the middle of this graph?
2D political spectrum
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Did you hear it when I played the sound?
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It’s entertaining for a minute or two to ask a LLM to write bad poetry. It seems to be one thing it’s quite good at
Leeds in the 80s, memories stay,
Brick chimneys, cold air every day,
School shoes scuffed on broken streets,
Rain that always met our feet.

Butter on bread, telly on mute,
Dad in his chair, everyone astute.
Shops with sweets in glassy jars,
Buses slow beneath the stars.

Mum worked hard, Dad silent, proud,
Neighbours nodded, never loud.
Dreams of leaving, dreams to stay,
Leeds held tight, wouldn’t let us away.

A life so normal, slightly sad,
Trying to be grateful for what we had.
New trainers, a Walkman, too,
Grey skies over everything we knew.
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I predict a ribbit
Three protesters in Portland Oregon in inflatable frog suits. One holds a placard reading FROGS TOGETHER STRONG
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Did ye aye?
Browser report says “Safari 26 on iOS 18.7”
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Quite a mistake from the Apple lads here. My phone is iOS 26. This needs to be correct for feature detection
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The late Janey Godley. Big fan
Seven years ago today- I welcomed Trump to Scotland
Janey holding up "Trump is a Cunt" sign outside his Troon hotel
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I'll now actively advise young people against investing their time and money in an IT degree
Screencap of a job advert: 
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Some personal news
Gmail app icon showing 10k unread emails
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
There were no prior clues that he might be a sociopath
ANT MIDDLETON, the celebrity ex-special forces soldier, demanded the UK secure a no deal Brexit to "toughen Britons up", as he claimed that "hardship and suffering" would see the nation unite.
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Doing this before fully understanding why doing this a good idea
Screenshot of muted “greenwald” for 7 days
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Google is your friend. Meanwhile, I think the gist of your argument is that if they're welcome elsewhere then they should also be welcome at Eurovision, and I don't agree with that either.
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I was fairly sanguine with use of an OS app, until I got to this 100% record scratch
The source code contains hardcoded credentials and other vulnerabilities.
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
looks like the fun's over
AI Overview: The phrase "a cat with no banana flies in the sunshine" is a nonsensical statement. It's a humorous example of an idiom that plays on the ambiguity of language. The phrase relies on the common idiom "time flies like an arrow" and its humorous, less common counterpart, "fruit flies like a banana." The nonsensical nature of the original phrase highlights the absurdity of trying to create a grammatically correct statement when the core idea is illogical.
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
White House:
Sean Williamson singing “we’re going to do it anyway!”
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
vibes
A man who posed for a picture with an alleged hijacker wearing a suspected suicide belt has said he was trying to get a better look at the device.

The image of Ben Innes, grinning next to his captor on the Egyptair flight, has gone viral on social media.

Mr Innes, based in Aberdeen, also told the Sun newspaper he wanted to "stay cheerful in the face of adversity", external.
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
TBF he'd never been president before so he didn't know it was going to be difficult
At a CNN town hall in May 2023, Trump said: “They’re dying, Russians and Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. And I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours.” He said that would happen after he met with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and Russian President Vladimir Putin. And he keeps repeating the claim on the campaign trail.The US will abandon its efforts “within days” to broker a peace agreement between Russia and Ukraine unless there are clear signs a settlement can be reached, the US secretary of state, Marco Rubio, has said, as Kyiv says it has signed a memorandum with the US over a controversial minerals deal.

Speaking in Paris on Friday after meeting European and Ukrainian leaders, Rubio said Donald Trump was still interested in a deal. But he added that the US president had many other priorities around the world and was willing to move on unless there were signs of progress.
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
They will not join SM, CU, EU. These things will not happen unless they resign, because they've chosen to call these 'red lines' to appease The Sun. Hoping for some special deal is the usual British exceptionalism which has achieved nothing but derision.
Labourlist article on Lab 2024 manifesto:
It also rules out a return to the European single market and customs union or a reintroduction for freedom of movement.

It comes following a pledge from the Liberal Democrats to rejoin the single market in their general election manifesto, which was released earlier in the week.

READ MORE: GMB calls manifesto ‘vision of hope’ but Unite says ‘not enough’

The Labour manifesto reads: “With Labour, Britain will stay outside of the EU. But to seize the opportunities ahead, we must make Brexit work. We will reset the relationship and seek to deepen ties with our European friends, neighbours and allies.

“That does not mean reopening the divisions of the past. There will be no return to the single market, the customs union, or freedom of movement.”Reuters: 
Prime Minister Keir Starmer is aiming to reduce border checks by agreeing a new veterinary agreement, but has pledged not to rejoin the bloc's single market or customs union, and has ruled out any return to freedom of movement.
Reeves said she recognised that the original Brexit deal was not the best one for Britain, but emphasised that those red lines would remain.
With the EU demanding an improved youth mobility scheme, both sides have acknowledged that negotiations due to start next year will not be straightforward.
Eurogroup President Paschal Donohoe said the meeting was very valuable and he hoped it "could set the tone for all of our other aspects in negotiations in the year ahead."
"The issue of fisheries, of youth mobility, all those other matters, are for another day," he added.
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
There’s always one. This contrarian doesn’t even give a measurement for success. US GDP? FTSE500? GINI coefficient? Vibes?
Here’s one key thing you should know about Trump’s shock to the world economy: it could work
James Meadway
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I can't let you do that, Rohin.
HAL 9000's camera/red light
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Awful waxworks of William and Catherine Windsor
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
But things will be different, it said here
Labour election campaign stage heavily featuring Change as a logo
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Cheers LinkedIn I'll get right on that
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Not sure they’ve thought this through
Times paywall
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Gen X used to write crappy sneering articles like this about Millennials. Hopefully this won’t last
Guardian headline: Typing loudly, wearing AirPods: ‘taskmasking’ is how Gen Z pretends to work at the office. As more companies mandate a return to the office, young workers learn to game the system to take back control
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Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
some good news to end the day
Tesla stocks down 11.2% today
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