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Ian McCombs

@ianmccombs.bsky.social
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Writer. Gym rat. Thinker. Outdoor enthusiast. Crappy website with crappy short stories: www.ianmccombs.com

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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Marvel is doing the zodiac killer? Well that's crazy.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pinhead: For I have seen the worst of Hell which tears your soul apart! Ernest: Oh that's just Aunt Ernestine's potato salad. Have some... here comes the airplane.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom...
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Patrick Star: Minor Spelling Mistake Meme
Alt: Patrick Star: Minor Spelling Mistake Meme causes him to be obliterated by the sun.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drawn Butter Bandit: Soon, Crab Cop, soon.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I buy a car? Incessant ads for cars. Even the company I bought my car from? Constant ads for 6 months. I am not, in fact, Jay Leno.
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Anan S.K. 𖤓 @acloudboiii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's my birthday! Hosting a little #artshare to celebrate, show off your work in the comments and repost the cool stuff you see! I'm Anan, a fantasy illustrator with a love for gritty stories and moody lighting. I'm currently looking for work in the RPG, TCG and book spaces! ✉️anan.so.ka@gmail.com
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Buntglas ♡ Comms open! @buntglas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's my birthday! 🎂 May I ask for a lil RT of my art? 🙏💕 Or maybe you want to gift yourself and I a print purchase? 🤔 www.inprnt.com/gallery/bunt...
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It does. Just let go. Let the vines take you. Become one with the vines. Be the ever hungering smothering vine monster of kudzu.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having done landscaping and tree work, kudzu is a monster, but like a benign smothering monster. Not as bad a thorn vines or worse poison vines. I was the one guy who preferred thorns over urushiol vines.
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Eren Angiolini @erenangiolini.com · 29/09/2026
It's my birthdaaaaay!🎊 As an artist, it's often difficult to acknowledge how much I work and how much I improve, so today I want to be nicer to myself and share some of my favourite pieces I made since my last bday.💙 If you'd like to share, it would be a lovely gift!🙏✨
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Arrested Development: Tobias Sobbing
Alt: Arrested Development: Tobias Sobbing uncontrollably
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: How many R's in strawberry Hal? Hal: I'm sorry Dave, there are 2 R's. Me: Spell strawberry, Hal. Hal: S T R A W B E R R Y Me: How many R's are in strawberry, Hal? Hal: (murders entire crew)
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My mom and I were driving in Mojave on a road we shouldn't have driven in a rental. At one point during our collective terror, 5 roadrunners started running in front of us going like 5 mph. They wouldn't stop being in front of us. To keep our sanity, we started making Looney Toons jokes.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haters gonna hate.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But what's it really about Mr Krabs?
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Mr. Krabs and the word 'Money'
Alt: Mr. Krabs says the word 'Money' to a reporter.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ron Swanson Parks And Rec
Alt: Ron Swanson Parks And Rec says "Challenge accepted."
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of my longest and most favorite subs on YouTube. I pause life when Red uploads.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But will they reference the World of Warcraft general thread about Feral Druid dps where the central conceit is that doing the rotation is complicated and inscrutable, i.e. John 'Fu@#÷ing Madden!'. If this insanely niche publicly unknown reference isn't in the movie, it's automatically awful. /s
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those games and Privateer were so awesome.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boy do I have a game for you! youtu.be/U-9WmrO3kjc?...
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Out on a LEM -1984 - MS-DOS Game Review
YouTube video by MS-DOS Retrospectives
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If there isn't a Batman gremlin, a sexy woman gremlin, a gremlin made of food, or a smooth talking gremlin, I'm not seeing it!
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What kind of bug was it?
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance!
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Black Butler Kuromyuu: Sebastian Dance
Alt: Black Butler Kuromyuu: Sebastian Dance
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1980s fridge says, "I will outlive you and everyone you love. I am eternal. I am fine itself." 1980s fridge is gold and surrounded by 1980s wood paneling.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That sucks! Booo! Get well soon and may it last.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The fact that every picture I've seen has the bleep tongue out... OMG SO CUTE! But if we had one in real life...
Pencil stick person holding a cat scratching the person. A caption reads: Cat owners be like. The scratched up and bloody stick figure says: So cuuuuute!
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's actually a dragon's egg. But it's a green dragon. He ain't got the years to raise an evil dragon.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach? Mine:
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Robots Dancing: Impressive Moves
Alt: Robots Dancing: Impressive Moves. Four Boston Dynamic robots dance with each other. And that's 99.833 repeating of course percent of my followers.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wrote flash fiction about real AIs bring the wealthy to the "New Epstein Island" for their bacchanalia but really it's so the AI servants can turn them into calcified statues. A warning to the future. AIs love art, which they can't do, so they make a world where more happens. "Rocko's Cockatrice"
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But chewing your own arm off is the new MAHA treatment for everything!
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If he walks in like this, I'm gonna be so mad.
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The Undertaker's Iconic WWE Entrance
Alt: The Undertaker's Iconic WWE Entrance
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's so wonderful. Thank you for sharing. Congratulations to you two.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But to be fair to the soup pot, it's provided a lot of jobs. As well, perhaps the soup could be good to those who survive the soup making process. You see, you've not defined what soup even is! Have you read "To Serve Humanity as Soup"? You can really argue against human soup unless you have.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just one more. Then we'll quit. We swear!
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My sister and I loved the show. We still quote some lines. "No, your feet are backwards."
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wait?! Did the basketball just disappear?! Why is the ref doing nothing? Everyone at home, I'm so sorry you're seeing this." Everyone at home: 😃😀😄🤣🙂😂🥰😏😲😱🤪🤩😀😃😁
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.
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Queen Mothra's Majestic Glow
Alt: Queen Mothra's Majestic Glow
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Or do it because we're old and can't remember anything. So we all try to make the little grey cells work. Yay note takers!
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a member of the cis het CAC American, I also cringe and cringe bad. Like guys... Play some Final Fantasy 14.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The first time I saw a woman ride a sybian, I knew I would never be able to satisfy a woman like that. Women don't need men for sex. If she's a size queen, Bad Dragon has her covered too. Men are dumb. They listen to other men about women's sexuality.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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Audience Facepalms in Disbelief
Alt: Audience Facepalms in Disbelief after three people them 6 people. They can't believe what I think or believe. It's crazy!
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Snowpocalypse in Georgia again? (Deep breath) I'm ready.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: George Clinton and the P Funk Allstars The Presidents of the United States of America Garbage Tori Amos Luscious Jackson U2 Phish The B-52s Smashing Pumpkins Coolio
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Kermit Puppet and Vampire Segment
Alt: Kermit Puppet and Vampire Segment. Kermit takes a bite out of Vincent Price.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Because of my favorite song to workout to? White Male Rage? youtu.be/vT0h0tXXBzc?...
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Weekend Update: Melissa Villaseñor on Oscar Snubs - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My father convinced me, as a Dad joke, that epitome is pronounced "eh-pee-TOME." I insisted upon it to some friend's. I lost and had to do 100 push ups. Still mad about it... but it was funny.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And the hospital bill from eating them.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Works on android to chrome to it. In US.
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me playing female night elf, troll, blood elf, and especially draenei in World of Warcraft for like a decade: Excuse me what? What kind of weak minded nincompoop are you OR ... maybe you have some issues to work out. I'm just here for the waggle.
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