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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings

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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goalie goal!
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton vs Case Keenum?
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Robin Williams: What Year Is It?
Alt: Robin Williams: What Year Is It?
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry, @downgoesbrown.bsky.social, instead of working on your usual early season stuff, you have to go back and edit all your past pieces that combined Jets/Coyotes records, histories. Better get in touch with Bill Simmons to get back into the Grantland archives...
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the number River left that security woman if she ever wants a job with MI5:
The maitre d' from the Chinese Restaurant in Seinfeld
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ll pad see ew in hell
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does Silo even have any real life mole people on its writing staff? Probably not smh 🙄
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm sorry, I'm just not buying Sammy L's performances in those credit card commercials. Not even once does he call the Capital One guy, "Motha-fucka"
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who ya got in a fight, a 99-percent deceased Mitch McConnell or the worm that lives in RFK Jr's brain?
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Apple Tv Pluribus Apple Tv
Alt: Apple Tv Pluribus Apple TV
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Widows Bay Tv Show
Alt: Widows Bay Tv Show Patricia dancing
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
More like James "Ray Guns" because that shot is a laser! (it's preseason for me too...)
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never Forget... that Slow Horses comes back next week
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River Cartwright Thumbs Up (Slow Horses)
Alt: River Cartwright Thumbs Up (Slow Horses)
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Green Screen Videos by Murdoink @murdoinkgs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bugs Bunny "really?" green screen
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RIP Barry Melrose, you shall continue to make for a helluva starting phrase in before-and-after crossword/Jeopardy! clues
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Love being back watching NFL football on a … Wednesday night?
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Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
Alt: Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why doesn't Apple bring back one of these bad boy designs?
An old blocky mobile phone
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Best part of Mandalorian and Grogu was when Baby Yoda took a shit on a log
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If anybody would like to be my financial backer, I will buy the LA Clippers and make sure to sell them at a handsome profit BEFORE I'm taken down in an embarrassing scandal
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Even when I get Connections, Crosswords, etc... right, I still think some puzzle editors and writers deserve the gulag for life for their crimes against players
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
renaming it Lake Eerie in honor of that one Drew Carey Show Halloween episode
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He’ll likely vanish into obscurity but it’s worth noting that Mickey Gasper is an all-timer baseball name
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lanterns should've let Kelly Macdonald keep her Scottish accent, with no explanation how or why she's a Nebraskan sheriff
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Was only about $12 billion short of buying the Lakers... I'll get 'em next time
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
my problem is simple: if i do not make it to the Genius level of the godforsaken Spelling Bee game every single day, it will ruin my entire life
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
CBS Sports announced they placed Tony Romo on leave until he agrees to get that sauced during his broadcasts to make them more interesting
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social Going to Rockland, ME next week (my rich uncle's treat, that place is way too swanky for me). Any good lobster rolls up that way?
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Macklin Celebrini, do you want to be friends with a non-hockey player from Vermont who's almost 40 years old?
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Evil Slack Youtube ad, making the message sound when I really, truly, do not want to hear that sound today
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A Jason Tabrys @jtabrys.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Cut to 6 weeks from now
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Anybody else been singing, "Menelaus, Menelaus" to the tune of "Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius," or just me?
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It has been 0 days since the New York Times used the term "explosive diarrhea" in its reporting
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If I was Odysseus I’d give my Trojan Horse a giant wooden horse dong
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Homer was a genius. How’d he know to name Odysseus’s wife after Penny from LOST?
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The diarrhea parasite lays in waiting like the Winter Soldier, ready to be activated. If Daniel Brühl says a bunch of random words in Russian to you, you'll immediately shit your pants
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Today's Wordle should send the top editors at NYT Games to The Hague
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spain vs France, you say. Alright, gonna have to break out the classroom globe for this one...
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Trying to clear myself out by consuming the diarrhea parasite but my body's other parasites are having NONE of it. No diarrhea, but lots of other weird shit happening down below
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don't need to see the Odyssey. I was ON the original Odyssey. I'm 2,500 years old, stowed away on the ship. And Telemachus DID call Odysseus "Dad" when we got back home to Ithaca
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Big day for a couple Merrymen
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
French Hanson is all like 🎶Mmmbappe, Mmm-mmm-mbappe🎶
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Morocco and France are certainly two global destinations where I’d like to overeat myself to death
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
OK, Donny Boy, trade Pavel Zacha to Philly now for two 1st Round picks
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
How do you swear in Croatian? Does anybody know how to reach Vibor?
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
He's a roight mad lad, innit he, that 'Arry Kane?
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Lebron, can you play second-pair, right-shot defense for professional ice hockey team, the Boston Bruins?
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Brazilian just kicked the ball into his own homie's face!
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Ian Lord of the Onion Rings @ianlord.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Like the Bruins trading 1sts that would never amount to anything for JJ Peterka. Would’ve been happier sending those picks for JJ Frankie JJ
Jj Frankie Jj from Shoresy
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