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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 4h
If Guilfoyle lasted a year, what is the scaling factor? She will be able to say she misses the kids or can't drag them around the country as her honourable discharge.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How was the vote arranged? 2000 votes of 200+k members is delegates not 1% turnout? How many of these voters and the motion proposers are 2025/6 influx?
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Electoral Calculus MRP in July had Holborn (59/40% retain probability) as one of three Labour cabinet constituencies still at risk, down from 18 in April. September they gave the odds as 84/14% Some of that risk was Starmer as incumbent. Sigh of relief for Burnham plus enjoy pile-on against Greens.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Twice net zero is not zero. Basic maths really.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Starmer's war stance hammered Holborn Labour in 2024, just as Blair managed with Afghanistan and Iraq. How quickly they rebound with NotStarmer I can only guess. Sagal Abdi-Wali sounded fine in her acceptance speech, ran an oddly elusive campaign, possibly just avoiding any awkward controversy.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can understand why Polanski wants to be in Westminster sooner rather than 2029, Holborn is tough but high profile seat, not fatally wounded if he comes 2nd, he can then settle for an easier target London seat for next GE.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And Labour respond . . .
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jenrick left his defection statement on that Norman photocopier . . .
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes you have. Leave out the bit in brackets first - it opposes definitions that conflate Israel with Judaism, or anti-Zionism with anti-semitism, wherever they may be written. Brackets give examples locations - IHRA (yes it does), JDA (don't think so) or elsewhere (are there others?).
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Aliqui in gramine sunt, putant totum finitum esse; nunc est."
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Starmer "eradicated" antisemitism from the Labour Party by expelling around 200, disproportionately Jewish. Smeeth and Hodge both said to camera they were content that some Jews no longer felt welcome in Labour. That will be the "wrong type of" Jew. They want any Zionists over non-Zionist Jews.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have now scrolled further right and seen the GE2024 columns. Votes by party pigeonhole have understandably changed over those five years.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's what I assume it means, which will be less than triple lock which ratchets up as CPI and wage growth half wheel each other on different years. It will track the current ratio, and presumably #MagicMoneyTree could have a higher ratio imposed to once again track from.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Forget that, Lee may have actually done his own different maths, and the answer isn't 30p. What Reform try and avoid admitting is that BurnhamLock will track wage inflation in the long run, and at least CPI every year. Making assumption of real wage growth over medium term, reasonable enough?
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Except it's Jenrick's maths and it's based on the dumb presumption that the inflation element of the previous scheme wouldn't have switched from RPI to CPI. So it's already "saved" money he claims, by definition stiffing pensioners in the process. But he opposes further cuts, to get the grey vote.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks - I had found the published reports page of both Convergent Opinion and Persuasion UK but neither contained this poll. * They are using GE19 proportions?? Tories biggest party, Reform are still Brexit/UKIP * Non-voter is a massive chunk of the sample, shifts average enormously
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yusuf doesn't need info to write . . . something. Sky keep mentioning "sources", they were told on Saturday that Fairford security had been hightened and decided against turning up in a big van somewhere near midnight, might *create* incident. Frank Gardner clearly had inside info for Salisbury.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The party numbers still look weirdly one sided - I assume this is 2026 polling segregated by GE 2024 voting record? I can't track down the actual survey online.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With six of seven age groups voting 57% or less, how is the average as *high* as 65%? With four out of five parties voting 72% or higher, how is the average as *low* as 65%?
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Which is why they do it that way . . .
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can we rely on AI being patriotic? Surely whichever AI emerges supreme will hack all the inferior ones, leaving us I'm not quite sure where . . .
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He agreed "those people". It highlights the hamfisted way "supporting a terrorist organisation" has been handled, particularly the continuing arrests whilst PA case is still under appeal.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three vans doing a 200 mile round trip is a lot of sunk cost to recover nicking fuel from a couple of tiny villages. Or were they going to drain something inside the base?
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the guy who wrote "island of strangers"? Should he influence Burnham's outcome as much as he did Starmer's?
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Starmer's leadership was tone deaf. Decrying "gesture politics” resulting in being dragged kicking and screaming towards e.g criticism of Israel. “returned to the service of working people” could have been laudable if it hadn't meant triangulating to racism #IslandOfStrangers.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Precisely the phrase he doesn't want used to describe his pronouncements so far. It will hit harder than a Vicky Pollard meme.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm guessing that Brian Cannon has copyrighted his handwriting? Reminding people of the phrase Definitely Maybe is probably not wise. Morning Glory? Don't Believe the Truth? aren't much better.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If they've gone the full Brian Cannon "font" then this may backfire on them. (that's not a cannon joke). Whilst googling I discovered that there are official "Definitely Maybe"s on sale, obviously handwritten by the man himself, curiously illustrated with one with the i dots a bit wonky.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Boris Johnson never did a "Have Your . . . and Eat It" cake as merchandise. Or was that the one that got him his Covid FPN?
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's a big carve-up to do properly in short order, which is why successive govts have done bugger all. I suspect the outline will come before the manifesto. Maybe wait at least until you have heard the conference speech.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A quick and easy £400k for BBC to save. I make a point of praising the Kuenssberg show on the weeks that Vic Derbyshire stands in.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FFS, a different CPA stands in Holborn when Feinstein doesn't. Passing off?
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Circa 2015 . . .
Keir Starmer in London in 2015 addressing a meeting with the banner Kick Israeli Racism Out Of FIFA behind him.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That doesn't explain 1 vs 2 gloves, or the red carpet, or Natalie's shoes and hair. There must be some video of the whole sequence to help bottom this out.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's a Two Ronnies sketch with a library organised by book colour (yes sir that will be amongst the blue books). Or you could go for size . . . CDs have to be alphabetical, surely? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
bbc.co.uk
Coronavirus: Library books rearranged in size order by cleaner
The well-meaning cleaner gave librarians a giggle when they discovered the neatly rearranged tomes.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This post brings up two potential courses of action. 1) Balaclavas with Free Palestine knitted into them 2) Dispersing boat protestors by lobbing in a couple of Free Palestine placards
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ending it by furloughing the slave traders and no liberation or compensation for the enslaved rather defines our attitude then, and for Daniel and Andrew still now.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The original concern expressed back in 1965. Relinquishing as one entity was gazumped by US desire for an airbase. Current deal is to legally extend the current situation rather than lose entirely. French before us populated both areas with "their" African subjects, likewise adminstered as one?
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think the current focus on English by racists is that "not British" is too difficult an argument with which to label people they don't like. If our footy (and rugby?) teams merged then we could all chant Britain in a trisyllabic manner and no-one would ever bother with Inn-guh-lund again.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think he simply regards Britain as entirely English in nature, Scotland Wales & NI no more than additional counties that follow the whim of Westminster.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Highly appropriate, as our safety depends on a Stupid Idiot.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I believe the legal phrase you need is "genuinely held personal opinion". Dan Neidle has written a lovely thread about how ChatGPT is by far the most sycophantic AI. So people have been putting that to the test - this one is pasted from Twunter though there's similar on his Bluesky too.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hope that before you reached that disputable conclusion you have heard both * Whiter Shade of Pale to the music of The Muppet Show * Psychokiller to the music of Queen's Navee (HMS Pinafore) Have they ever done song pairings both ways round? How do they choose?
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have to rely on a siege then. Only so many BigMacs and Cokes you can physically store in the White House.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A few months back Trump was "weaving" and asked someone to pass across his B2 bomber desk ornament. As he extolled the plane's capability, he felt the need to clarify that the actual plane was bigger, much much bigger.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Farage and Tom Homan should get on famously given past form. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
reuters.com
Trump aide Homan accepted $50,000 in bribery sting operation, sources say
In the alleged scheme, Tom Homan promised immigration-related government contracts when he joined the Trump administration in exchange for the money.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No councillor elected, other than unopposed, for around a decade. McNally definitely not whipping up of fear and hate by claiming that children will have their lives snuffed out if the facility proceeds. Also thinks Westminster and Davos are in opposite geographical directions.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
International law is based on the increasingly impossible assumption (courtesy of Israel) that there can be two viable states. Amery foresaw Palestine alongside an Israel which wasn't an apartheid ethnostate. If a single state is a forced conclusion, it cannot be Israel in its current form.
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now, if just ONE picture in the Google search for Christopher Walken had been from the Deer Hunter, the truth would have been more apparent - a 1/6 scale promo doll for the film (were there others for the remaining stars in the cast?)
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Jon Wood @iandubitably.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Presumably in the article they spell out which one of the inventors has the hots for Christopher Walken. Can't be a coincidence - it's mole perfect.
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