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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

How are there SO MANY guys “137m away” from me with COMPLETELY EMPTY PROFILES? Is it bots or is it dimwits who don’t read my bio first?

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I need more kissing friends. You run into downtown somewhere? Kiss me, you fool!

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If we’ve met twice before and neither encounter was satisfactory, why would you contact me a third time? Nice guy, lovely home, but just NOT a top. He’ll even TELL you he doesn’t top but still has himself labeled as a top on his dating profile. Ugh. Men.

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My uber driver has his boyfriend labelled as “My Universe” on his phone. Awwwwww!

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just had a guy in my neighbourhood contact me first on Grindr, bug me for a facepic and then say “respectfully not my type”. WHY’D YOU REACH OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

As the weather starts to cool, now would be the perfect time to take you out into the woods, bend me over a fallen tree and fuck me senseless while woodland creatures watch. 🌲🌲🍆🍑💦🌲🌲

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If you knew how clean my bathroom is right now, you’d also know how much I dig the guy who’s coming over to fuck me Saturday afternoon.

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

From now on, when guys with empty profiles on dating apps start demanding pics, I’m sending them photos of the Hamburglar from McDonald’s.

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“You’re doing so well” is maybe the daddiest thing anyone has ever said to me, mid-fuck. 🤤

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

When you’ve known someone for 15 years, only blown them once and finally arrange for that first fuck. 😃

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

If I ask you “did you use any generative AI to make this film?” and your answer is anything other than “NO!”, I’m not watching your film.

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Who do I have to blow to get some dirty DMs up in this mufuka!

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Call me “Daddy” with sincere desperation in your voice as you thrust harder and harder and reach your orgasm. 😋

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Could Madonna PLEASE get the fuck off my Grindr account?

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Is there a worse feeling than when you fit each and every criteria a guy lists on his dating profile and you send them a message and you STILL don’t get any response? 🫤

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

If you send me a tap on Grindr and I respond with “Thanks for the tap. Mind if I ask where you are located?” and your response is either silence or to block me…. Well, my instincts about you were right, weren’t they?

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Guys on Grindr with empty profiles NEVER read your profile and always proceed to ignore/violate your boundaries. An empty profile is a huge red flag to me

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I want a big spa weekend. Like a massage and a chiropractic adjustment and one of those people who professionally stretches you and a facial that pulls every weird gooey thing out of your pores and a manicure and a pedicure and then someone with strong hips and a nice dick to fuck me to sleep.

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Saw a friend’s 20-something son on Scruff last night. I’ve never hit the “block” button faster. I have zero-point-zero interest in having that discussion with either him or his father.

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I haven’t been fucked in MONTHS. I need someone to step up and ruin me.

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

I need to get back into “let’s take some photos while we fuck” shape.

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I know I’m from Toronto, but if I ever did porn I would call myself “Alberta Beef”.

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Dear Santa, This Christmas, I would like someone to whisper into my ear how much they love my pussy while they fuck me from behind with a hand around my throat. Gender isn’t an issue. Dick or strap on, whatever works. Or maybe one of those Optimus Primes that transforms itself. Thanks! Ian Cognito

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Text me dirty photos from the other side of the room and wait/watch for my reaction.

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Manifesting my own nonsense by responding to some posts on here from the people I follow. I hope it turns into a few conversations.

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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 07/05/2025

TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

@zaddyonedge.bsky.social - love the guys you’re reposting but I’d really love to see more of YOU, you sexy bastard!

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

@artofcoop.bsky.social - I just wanted to send you a little note to tell you how much I appreciate your art, your opinions and your sense of humour. Handshake or fist bump or awkward hug or whatever would be appropriate if I were telling you this in person. 😄

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I need more conversation on here. I know that’s a two way street but I would really love to hear from some of you even if it’s just “how’s the weather?” or “get laid recently?”

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

A man on the bus insists on speaking to me about sports and then about a local cafe. I was not looking for this conversation at all and tried to politely disengage. Frankly, I’ve had men fuck me after less chat.

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Unicorn Huntee 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @fuckyour.dad · 08/08/2025

Find what you love and let it peg you

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Qazcub -He/Him @qazcub.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Pro-tip If you want to cancel your Adobe subscription contact support chat and tell them you're starting a new job that will pay for the subscription. No fuss, no hassle, no early cancellation fee. Worked three seperate times for me! (All three were true, but THEY didn't know that)

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I really do need a friend with benefits who, between visits and without prompting, sends me dirty pics and smutty texts full of threats to use my holes. Who wants to be that friend?

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

A Grindr bio is 255 characters. That’s shorter than a fucking tweet. I love when guys are too lazy to read your bio and then get pissy that you spot all their red flags. Him: *sends dick pic as first message* Him: “Are you on Prep?” Me: “No. My bio says ‘only play safe’”. Him: *BLOCK* Me: bye!

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Who wants to come over and just kiss for a while?

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I need to meet someone and settle into a nice little semi-monogamous dating thing. Where are the cute, nerdy tops in Toronto?

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I just heard cumming referred to as “going number 3” and my life has been wasted up until this moment.

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Ian Cognito - Toronto Bottom Bear @iancognito.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I need your dick inside me while you slap me across the face and tell me to shut the fuck up.

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