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Ian Boudreau

@ianboudreau.com
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Videogames PR and consulting. 3MA panelist at large and volunteer tall ship sailor. A bit of voiceover, occasionally. Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight 📍The spacious Philadelphia suburb of Delaware 👾 www.twitch.tv/eenbou ianboudreau.com

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/10/2026
Doing witcher stuff
Witcher 3 screenshot showing Geralt holding his silver sword at the ready while surrounded by ominous ghostly light at night
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/10/2026
wint
@dril

Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking.  I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit

12:28 PM - Jul 5, 2020
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/09/2026
*the boys are back in town by thin lizzy kicks in*
Geralt and Vezimir looking out over a field at sunrise at the beginning of The Witcher 3
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/09/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/09/2026
Hanging onto Laurelorn Forest after evicting the wood elves primarily by declaring it the Empire's New Hampshire and not collecting taxes there
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27/09/2026
Gronk
Gil, a gloriously fat tabby cat
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27/09/2026
Brennan Lee Mulligan screaming
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27/09/2026
Oolong peach Oreos, losers
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/09/2026
From July, sailing around the New Jersey coast
Ian on the bow of a sailing ship
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/09/2026
I know a funny little man,
    As quiet as a mouse,
Who does the mischief that is done
    In everybody’s house!
There’s no one ever sees his face,
    And yet we all agree
That every plate we break was cracked
    By Mr. Nobody.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/09/2026
Todbringer's army once again getting double-OT for taking out a brayherd lord
Various Empire troops - wolfkin, spearmen with shields, and mounted pistoliers - surround a beastman lord on a grassy field in Total War: Warhammer III
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/09/2026
They put Ana from Spelunky 2 in Blood Dungeon
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/09/2026
Old Bay cheese curl
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/09/2026
Don't worry about the purple trees over there. In fact don't think about them. At all. Or talk about them. Definitely don't go there.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/09/2026
If anyone needs me I'll be here
Total Warhammer III screenshot showing the Great Canal of Grand Cathay
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 21/09/2026
That is definitely the FBI
1 save
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20/09/2026
Been playing the edgelord cat game again
Screenshot from Mewgenics. Four misshapen cats are lined up on one side of a battle scene set in a cave
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/09/2026
Ready to diee
Poutine
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/09/2026
To his slight dismay, Gil has a little sister now
A happy black and white little dog
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/09/2026
I have just been sent this picture of Gil
Tabby cat standing on a stone bench in a back yard, extending his paw toward the camera
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/09/2026
Only good can happen
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14/09/2026
They have cat doordash
Three cat characters from Monster Hunter Wilds, all wearing little knit uniforms with caps that look like tomatoes. They're carring a bunch of gear on their backs, each one has a rolled up picnic blanket
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14/09/2026
by @pantspants.bsky.social
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13/09/2026
Pinky demon from the original DOOM
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Lunch
Sardines on Swedish rye toasts with cream cheese
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Reference to this legendary tweet
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Hell yeah
PEELED
HARD
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
I think Hunter S. Thompson's column in the immediate aftermath pretty much nailed it www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...
The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.

It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive "figurehead" -- or even dead, for all we know -- but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy. The second one was a dead-on bullseye. Straight into the middle of the skyscraper.This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed -- for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.

Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job -- armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy.
OK. It is 24 hours later now, and we are not getting much information about the Five Ws of this thing.

The numbers out of the Pentagon are baffling, as if Military Censorship has already been imposed on the media. It is ominous. The only news on TV comes from weeping victims and ignorant speculators.

The lid is on. Loose Lips Sink Ships. Don't say anything that might give aid to The Enemy.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
There is a fashion show quest in Monster Hunter Wilds that I completed out of what I think must be spite and now look at my guy
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
The world is closing in And did you ever think That we could be so close, like brothers?
Cobra Commander from GI Joe
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/09/2026
Here is the turtle I helped across the bike path yesterday
An orange and brown box turtle
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/09/2026
Tfw you created Theranos as a trauma response
Elizabeth Holmes doing Manson lamps
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/09/2026
Idiot, you think egrets just grow on trees???
Tree full of freaking egrets
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/09/2026
Memory awakened
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/09/2026
????
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/09/2026
Had a sit-down with Gil today. Positive
Large tabby cat in a patio chair
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/09/2026
Not sure what you call this when it's in a freshwater stream, but it looks like a bait ball
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/09/2026
Out biking, helped this fellow cross the Georgetown-Lewes Trail
An orange and brown turtle
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/09/2026
What's up losers, I just spent several hours becoming the FUCKING Pharaoh
Steam Achievement: The Future is Now / Playing as Seti, become Pharaoh
5.3% of players have this achievement
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/09/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/09/2026
Ready for a fun Friday online
Three characters in low-res CGA-era computer graphics from Manhunter: New York. They are dressed in druid robes and all sharing a speech bubble saying Welcome to Bluesky
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/09/2026
I was trying to find an art asset for a client and instead unearthed this dumb thing I made back in the twitter days
A long cardboard tube. The closer end is labeled 'talking like darth vader' and the other, longer portion is labeled 'hitting your little brother'
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/09/2026
Ray from Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/09/2026
Probably my favorite response I've ever gotten on here
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026
Fun scammer interaction for today
I feel like we probably crossed paths somewhere 😅

We have not. But I'll see you in hell
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026
Changed my life and brain. It's one of my favorite books ever. A long time ago, someone gave me this 1945 Armed Services edition
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/08/2026
Doing my Sunday Sopranos laundry
Folded T-shirts on the floor
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/08/2026
Tony Soprano threatening Ritchie Aprile
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/08/2026
Summer is almost over and I realized I hadn't been to Rita's
Ian drinking a shake at a Rita's Italian Ice
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/08/2026
Mute threadDoctor Manhattan, eyes closed
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