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patron saint of the weekend

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/07/2026
Aw, man. What a great match. Sad for Cabo Verde. I was rooting for them.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 07/03/2026
Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 23/02/2026
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Butterfly, by Daphni
16 track album
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ian @ianalbert.me · 09/02/2026
Patriots lost in the Super Bowl — All’s right with the world
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Relegate the Raiders
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ian @ianalbert.me · 18/11/2025
How dare you say the Raiders are "in the hunt." LOL We hunting for the grave.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Time to post the Tony Hoagland November poem again
Reasons to Survive November

November like a train wreck—
as if a locomotive made of cold
had hurtled out of Canada
and crashed into a million trees,
flaming the leaves, setting the woods on fire.

The sky is a thick, cold gauze—
but there's a soup special at the Waffle House downtown,
and the Jack Parsons show is up at the museum,
full of luminous red barns.

—Or maybe I'll visit beautiful Donna,
the kickboxing queen from Santa Fe,
and roll around in her foldout bed.

I know there are some people out there
who think I am supposed to end up
                in a room by myself

with a gun and a bottle full of hate,
a locked door and my slack mouth open
          like a disconnected phone.

But I hate those people back
from the core of my donkey soul
and the hatred makes me strong
and my survival is their failure,

and my happiness would kill them
so I shove joy like a knife
into my own heart over and over

and I force myself toward pleasure,
and I love this November life
where I run like a train
deeper and deeper
into the land of my enemies.
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Marie 💠 @eiramew.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I adore you I adore you I adore you still #destiny2 #destiny2art #aotw
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ian @ianalbert.me · 12/03/2025
When I pass, remember me as the patron saint of the weekend. When you’re enjoying that well-deserved drink on the weekend, know I'm pouring a little extra into it.
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ian @ianalbert.me · 02/03/2025
My people out in Flint still bathin’ in the slaughter ICE out here rippin’ families apart at the border Satan struck Palestine with yet another mortar
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Slashed zero (0̸), a representation of the number 0 (zero) to distinguish it from the letter O
Slashed letter 'O' (O̸), a representation of the letter O to distinguish it from the number 0 (zero)
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Naturally_Melle_Marie 💛 @naturallymelle.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This moment
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Faith | The Girl Who Plays @thecreativeamal.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
“You can rig the game but you can’t rig influence.” - Kendrick Lamar
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Tom Brady: Say No to Hate Snoop: Say No to Hate Kendrick:
Kendrick with more Grammies than Drake has friends
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ian @ianalbert.me · 31/01/2025
R as in “Are we having tacos tonight?”
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ian @ianalbert.me · 31/01/2025
I’ve officially celebrated my birth month. I’m good for another 11 months.
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ian @ianalbert.me · 23/01/2025
I turned 36 the other day. So when do I figure out what I want to be when I grow up?
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ian @ianalbert.me · 19/01/2025
I know I didn’t get a good night’s rest because my watch hasn’t finished charging.
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ian @ianalbert.me · 15/01/2025
- pineapple rum - lime juice - st. elizabeth allspice dram - black peppercorn tincture
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ian @ianalbert.me · 12/01/2025
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a man in a robe is smiling and says what a loser .
Alt: a man in a robe is smiling and says what a loser .
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ian @ianalbert.me · 11/01/2025
Naturally, the best Cubano sandwich I’ve tried yet was in Miami.
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Kevin Roose @kevinroose.com · 11/01/2025
Inspiring words on innovation from the inventor of Stories, Reels, and Threads.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Saw this on YouTube.com/@minakimes and it made me smile so I’m posting here Football is for EVERYONE
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ian @ianalbert.me · 06/01/2025
I’ve always wanted a #89 jersey. Drafting Bowers is the best thing to come out of this season. Now, I just need to buy the jersey.
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ian @ianalbert.me · 26/12/2024
My last-minute recommendations for 2024: Fallout The Penguin His Three Daughters Lousy Carter It’s What’s Inside Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go
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ian @ianalbert.me · 20/12/2024
People like you and me, darling, we don’t get to ride off into the sunset. But we get to stay around and watch the stars come out. And that’s not nothing, I suppose.
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ian @ianalbert.me · 18/12/2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps1f...
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Waxahatchee: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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ian @ianalbert.me · 06/12/2024
There’s a funny bug with iOS 18.1.1 where the profile pics from Slack notifications are displaying profile pics from Lapse. It cracks me up all the time.
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ian @ianalbert.me · 22/11/2024
SO YOU TRIED TO PUT A FIRE OUT BUT YOU USED GASOLINE
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ian @ianalbert.me · 17/11/2024
People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie from 1987? Because picking one favorite film of all time is a nightmare assignment. 😜 Quote share your answer only in GIF form. #scriptsky #scriptsky+ #filmsky
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a man dressed as a devil with horns and a beard
Alt: a man dressed as a devil with horns and a beard laughs at his male passenger. This is a scene from the 1987 film Trains, Planes, and Automobiles.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/11/2024
the gonzales flag COME AND TAKE IT instead of a cannon it's a cheez-it
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KHAN 可汗 🔜 Recalibrating @yungkhan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
...and that's outta me head.
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Mare Pan @paarsec.com · 14/11/2024
!! this is quite mind-boggling
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ian @ianalbert.me · 04/11/2024
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: Scottie Spliffen is way too short of a song.
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nicholas @mastraco.la · 04/11/2024
What is the point of being a belligerent asshole to strangers online? How does this help? Do you think your aggression is going to change his mind?
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ian @ianalbert.me · 03/11/2024
Screenshot of a text message affirming I voted for Jill Stein and encourage others to do the same.
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ian @ianalbert.me · 26/10/2024
Starter packs are such a good idea. Love to see it!
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ian @ianalbert.me · 09/10/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #71,791!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #71,791, Ian ‪@ianalbert.me‬, joined on May 11, 2023"
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ian @ianalbert.me · 14/09/2024
Do you prefer a playlist or album to come out swinging or gradually build into a crescendo?
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Fobwashed @stevekim.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Bungie
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Philip K. Dickhead, Undead @beastmstrgeneral.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
The only version of this flag I recognize
ouroboros gadson flag
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
ACAB sticker spotted in Gamla Stan, Stockholm
Sticker on a wall of a burning skull wearing a riotcop helmet and the letters ACAB
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ian @ianalbert.me · 22/07/2023
The beautiful thing about airport bars is that us and the normies can all congregate around the same watering hole.
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ian @ianalbert.me · 22/07/2023
If life’s a circus then I’m the biggest clown
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ian @ianalbert.me · 20/07/2023
playing i feel so by boxcar racer because it’s still a criminally underrated anthem
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ian @ianalbert.me · 14/07/2023
street-level front doors are an ick
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ian @ianalbert.me · 07/07/2023
That feeling when you wake up in the middle of the night, fight the urge to grab your phone, only to succumb and heart pictures of butts on bsky
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Jimmy Thomson @jameswsthomson.com · 06/07/2023
It's perfect.
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