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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 5h
Poor [sic] Katie... she was a Saturday Night Live opener before the next show even aired! 😛
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 5h
I said it elsewhere, but I'll say it here... you just *know* she lorded her appointment over **all** her "friends"!
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 5h
This is probably a stupid question, but... how was she booked for Fox, anyway? It's not as if she's a notable academic, diplomat or, well, anything.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 10h
If only someone had told them…
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 12h
There are dozens of people there! Dozens, I tell you! Dozens! ... Well, about a dozen. At most. 😛
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 15h
I reckon she’s behind a lot of the leaks. A “You’re coming after me? Let me give you a taste of what that means…”
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Another example of sane washing...
Image of a headline from the New York Times, saying "Old Cankles' New Press Secretary: Not quite Attorney at Law"
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
In his mind, he's asking, "What am I supposed to do here? Where's the latest Melanie? I need to get to the... oh, too late. Where's the latest Melanie?"
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So Old Cankles McGee, who loves to set underlings against each other, is unhappy they're fighting? Probably because he's not directing the spat.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Should we start being concerned about popcorn supplies?
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What is that chair he's in?
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"When one of the worst people in the world makes a good point..."
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"The president, this person said, was not helping." Why would anyone think he'd be of any help whatsoever?
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Let's not forget the "independent appointee" thing the conservative Supremes gutted. That whole thing about having the president pick who's going to lead government departments needs to change, somehow.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Junior, pay her AmEx bill... Yeah, I know. But pay it, alright? Today."
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
American Express is now wondering who's going to pay that $100,000 bill.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why do I get the feeling she is the wife Stephen Miller can’t really trust?
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ever get the feeling that St Elmo uses Russian data centers for his various projects?
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That picture of her should be!
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Convicted of sedition and pleads for the ambassador to help? 😂 No one could make this up!
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wow... that's DHH-level obliviousness.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Presidential immunity extends to all of *this* president's lickspittles, brown-nosers/hangers-on (of which there is an abundance) and lackeys." -- Chief Justice John Roberts, probably.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“The White House is a sacred place,” begins [DoJ lawyer] Michael Velchik, arguing that the President can arbitrarily ban news organizations because he doesn't like their coverage of him. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/disp... (Pictures from NPR.)
Images of the White House before and after the demolition of the East Wing. From NPR.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"One should not offend the people who advocated for and paid for your destruction, lest they voice concern." ... Probably.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's rename America if he thought he could get away with it. (I have little doubt he'll suggest that in the forthcoming days...) Except his lackeys and lickspittles are so incompetent, they'll pronounce it's now "The Untied States of Turnipland".
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thomas Tillis' legacy: he finally retrieved his spine from the Lost and Found.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😂😂😂
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😂 Oh, that's good!
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fixed it for Trump.
Trump's post announcing a diesel deal with Russia. I've covered up false claims he made with grey boxes, and in yellow text written what is true, including that "receiving bribes from Vladimir Putin" is his greatest priority.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Spoiler alert: he was never even considered! 😛
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thinking about it, I reckon that's part of it. But the other part is that she thought he would remember and help her.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Last one: "[...] after a decade, after a couple of decades really, they’re finally seeing that the system they thought they were defending doesn’t exist. [...] Giant corporations have monetized everything under the sun, and Big Tech has built a world where it’s immune from liability for anything."
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Another one: "Voters didn’t abandon Democrats because they hated all your policies. (They hated some of them. [...]) But mostly they walked because they thought [Dems] weren’t fighting." (They weren't; Chuck proved that, yesterday.)
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't get Rick Wilson's "Against All Enemies" Substack up, but here's a quote from it: "Nobody in this country is waking up in the morning thinking, my goodness, what I really need is an 850-page climate plan. [...] [Voters] want action on the economy, punishment for the pain they’ve suffered."
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He has to get permission from Mommy (aka Susie Wiles, over in the White House.)
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Somehow, I don't think she'll be "donating" her prize to the Orange Plague. (I just don't understand why Machado did that. Did she expect something in return?)
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His desperation is palpable.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Keeping a nation safe by allowing the enemy to destroy a couple of its cities... Yeah, making sense isn't his thing.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
San Diego? Isn't that a huge military town?
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stephen Miller would be *so* jealous.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it started as a tactic, but has since developed into an obsession. He's now obsessed with just about everything, including (especially!) his own grandiosity.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh. Oh well.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think he got pro-bono representation from The Contrarian. Still, the stress would be bad enough!
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some day, hopefully in the not too distant future, The Onion will return to satire.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Standing ovation over here!
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No they didn't! Well, Merrick Garland did. Eventually. He had to exhaust every expression of disdain and "Why are you making me deal with this?" he could muster, first.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why did I read that in a faux-Jimmy Stewart "Awe shucks" voice? 🙃
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm sure he'll get almost* as many attending his rallies as "Couch" Vance. * Nah. Nowhere close to that number.
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ian2nd.bsky.social @ian2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whoa there... What's with the insane demand? Do something? What are you - some sort of taxpayer or something?!? (I wish I were being facetious. I really do.)
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