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Neil Johnson

@iamtweek.bsky.social
386 followers 294 following 115 posts

Internet security geek, rugby fan, Dad, collector of way too many t-shirts, has been known to dance in shops.

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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today I found out that Fox's Glacier Fruits still exist. If I had found Polo Fruits I may have gone critical.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson & Mr. Burns: Racing Stripe
ALT: Homer Simpson & Mr. Burns: Racing Stripe
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How can you claim sold out when there are still chunks of free seats visible.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
nothing like that new gpu smell
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What may blow your mind is the origins of it youtu.be/gxnvxtYfsd4
youtu.be
Robin Hood (1973) whistle stop
YouTube video by Liam
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Shout out to the @dcmakerscommunity.bsky.social for rescuing me with some glue to fix my glasses, being able to see is kinda important. #defcon
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I read that as cheese board and I thought, "oooh yeah, lets get a whole charcuterie going in a corner of con" :)
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Will there be dogs?
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Or just cook the entire lot and then say things like "ha, are we cooking for the whole street" and "thats lunches sorted for this week"
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the fuck? how did you manage that?
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
www.tesco.com/shop/en-GB/p... or this stuff
tesco.com
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Anything that is made in an old bathtub in a shed, or the new recipe Irn Bru, that shit sucks.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Zing!
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Crappy cookie consent that defaults all on and doesn’t allow default opt out and then two half screen ads to get to the content, what a shitty ‘security’ site.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Elbow your way to the front, then you get to heckle the actors, throw fruit, etc.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
So you aren't standing in the middle with the rabble? booooooo
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I dont post much but I will now just to say Jaffa Cake flavoured chocolate covered Digestive are pretty fucking scrummy.
media.tenor.com
a cartoon pikachu with a surprised look on his face .
ALT: a cartoon pikachu with a surprised look on his face .
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Doesn't matter, I heard it was cancelled
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It’s 28 and balmy somewhere, just saying
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We’ve put on a spread of sandwiches, turned the heat up…make yourself at home
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“Be kind to Gary”
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Shut up big nose
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Smoking a cigar
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That was woeful, no midfield to speak of and 0 shots on target.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I shall!
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It’s get better, he somehow managed to dump the body out of his car, alone.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a baby sitting in a bed with a worm on the ground
ALT: a cartoon of a baby sitting in a bed with a worm on the ground
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The people demand more pretzels!
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
damn, Semgrep really signing up the big guns in the industry!
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
But the all important question is ‘can you run doom on it?’
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
G-Lined
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
9 on vinyl, moved to double cassette for 10 Fuck, I am old.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
But you should still salt Egg Plant, correct?
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Pics or it didn't happen 😆
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
But how many did you have for lunch afterwards?
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
With sendmail tours they just punch you in the face, empty your bank account and leave you with a rash just for turning up.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
No midfield, everyone either playing it backwards or hoffing it up to last man, no control, players standing still and ball watching, guys standing on opposite wing with no support around getting the ball...loosing the ball.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I hear there is a little blue pill for that these days.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Got to spend most of the week in SF with some awesome people. First time ever visiting, those hills are no joke.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
O&O ShutUp www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10 is also a good tool to remove a lot of the 'junk' that comes with windows if you need to do further clean up.
oo-software.com
O&O ShutUp10++: Free antispy tool for Windows 10 and 11
With this tool you have full control over which comfort functions under Windows 10 and Windows 11 you wish to use, and you decide when the passing on of your data goes too far.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
How would eliminations work? Can I throw a ‘grenade’ and buy a shot of absinthe at an opponent and if he taps out he’s ‘dead’? Is tea-bagging allowed?
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
"Look my son, one day...this farm of Sparc 9 boxes will all be yours"
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Agreed
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I’d be curious if any big publisher has actually signed to release this album or if it’s self published. If it’s the latter no one is getting paid from the plays.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
It is only malloc if it comes from the Malloc region of France, otherwise its sparkling byte assignment
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Can you steal me a sports almanac then? Have you met anyone playing what people call ‘rock and or roll’ music? I bet you weren’t ready for it, but I think your kids will love it.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Your washing is last seen clutching a chain link fence as the nuclear bomb blasts the dirt off it and the skin off of Sarah Conner.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character says " so i tied an onion to my belt "
ALT: a cartoon character says " so i tied an onion to my belt "
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