Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 26/09/2026Went into town to explore the Middlesbrough Arts Week & Turner Prize stuff. Great fun and entirely free. Didn’t get to see the Turner Prize as completely booked out though. #UTB 020
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 19/09/2026Me when discussing film adaptions of classic novels: “of course directors should adapt them to a different medium, it’s a good thing” Me when I see any new information about The Magician’s Nephew 010
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 30/08/2026Me, 20 minutes pleasant drive from 'lawless’ Middlesbrough. 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 29/08/2026I wrote something about living and ministering in Middlesbrough and posted it on Facebook, but because you shouldn't need to have Facebook to read somethings, I've posted it on the internet too. It's short. There are photos. iamsparticus.com/boro-post-cr... 052
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 16/08/2026Facebook, I have literally never wanted to do this, and only ever clicked "continue" by accident. 010
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 23/06/2026Also with @selvaratnam.bsky.social and @sthildplanting.org 020
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 23/06/2026Great to be at Multiply North with various colleagues from across @dioceseofyork.bsky.social (and wider) including Bishop Eleanor. 130
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 10/06/2026I’m a big fan of football clubs having a terrible home kit every decade or so, just to make everyone appreciate their other home kits. Anyway, this is the new Newcastle kit 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 03/06/2026Islington Cemetery looking out west towards High Road? Not totally convinced but housing stock on high Road very similar. 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 23/05/2026I spent a lot of it wondering if I was supposed to know who the other bounty hunter was. We went this Ashoka duel in Season 2, to whatever incoherent mess the bounty hunter duel was in this film. 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 17/04/2026Hong Kong I love you, but “room-temperature water” is too far. 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 17/04/2026It’s been coming. Uzbekistan have had ½ dozen shots(?) at goal(?) in the last 5 minutes, and eventually one gets through the Luxembourg keeper(?)’s mitts(?). (I don’t know how hockey works) 100
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 07/04/2026Look, I know that Teesside Airport does not represent best value for the tax payers money and the people of Teesside, but I do enjoy flying from it. 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 18/03/2026My great photography skills have captured BBC Radio 1’s Greg James just as he’s about to cycle up the very big hill towards claybank. 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 19/02/2026Things I will never learn: which one of these menus leads to "download this file" the thing that most people want with PowerPoint's online version. 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 17/02/2026My printer, in its long lingering dying, has somehow printed the ten commandments sarcastically. 010
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 17/02/2026Happy Chinese New Pancake Day. You’ll be pleased to know that you can make buttermilk pancakes with sour cream, if you just use a bit of milk to water down (milk down?) the batter. 010
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 31/01/2026I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t the reason I insisted we got gas hobs in the vicarage. 101
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 04/01/2026Happy sweep the car park of snow Sunday to all who celebrate 030
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 22/12/2025I love how they ordered what you’d assume if you only knew their names. Of course the guy called Tom ordered a chicken tikka. 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 13/11/2025Got a spare hour to kill before you train from Newcastle Central Station? Why not read through Barth’s Dogmatics at the Lit&Phil just round the corner? 110
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 01/11/2025Wikipedia is obviously great, but its rare dry sense of humour is under-rated. 010
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 21/10/2025Half an hour drive, an hour of walking and the only company pheasants, cows, and an increasingly muddy Labrador. 100
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 21/10/2025Had a couple of hours between the school run and first job of the day so took the dog up on the moors. 110
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 05/09/2025I know the new Boro striker just scored a phenomenal goal against Germany, but can he do it on a cold February… etc… 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 05/09/2025Lately, the Lego Friends sets have had the most enjoyable builds. Compare for example, these £40 sets, Ahsoka's star fighter (300 pieces) and Vintage Fashion shop (400 pieces) 100
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 15/08/2025The French have a superior approach to food. Also the French: 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 30/07/202541 years on this earth and this is the weirdest printer error I’ve ever encountered. If I print a particular pdf file, every “fi” in the text has the “i” overprinted on the “f”. Any other f or i prints fine. 300
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 27/07/2025Belated “Happy East Coast Mainline signal failure day” to all who celebrate 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 07/07/2025You may not believe it, but this is peak bbqing technique. 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 01/07/2025Got to cover two churches on Sunday. I am reliably informed that this stonework on one of them is a dragon eating a cow. More churches could do with this kind of thing. 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 12/06/2025Lowkey an actually brilliant award. Great bridge too. Much deserved. 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 10/06/20251) The Daily Mash writes a joke article about scouts. (www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society...) 2) Facebook’s AI automatically slanders the whole scouting movement. 3) ? 4) profit 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 25/03/2025“You think this is cool, just wait till you see who my great great great… grandson slays” 000
Mark Walley @iamsparticus.com · 02/03/2025I hope you all celebrate your baptism anniversaries with lego box car racers. 010